Luo Xun is an ordinary, yet supremely confident man.
His ambitions reach the heavens, and his mouth is even prouder than his hands.
He has no clear sense of himself and has offended plenty of people. Thanks to his appealing face, after saying something begging to be punched, he can just barely get away in one piece. It's not that everyone is particularly civilized. It's mainly that the law is pretty well developed.
If he were living on some O-novel website, he'd already be enjoying the happy life of being surrounded by men.
But the life that made Luo Xun appreciate how good modern society was came to an end on a sunny day.
The System made a dazzling entrance: [Let thunder shatter the darkness!]
Luo Xun: ???
He became the protagonist who gets tortured in body and mind, including but not limited to kidney removal, heart transplants, blood transfusions, and all kinds of play.
Huh, what's this? Let me take a look.
Damn!
This is allowed too?!
Let me look a billion more times.
Just as Luo Xun was rebuilding his worldview, the male lead arrived with his beloved Bai Yueguang in his arms and looked down on him. "Only you can stand by my side. He isn't worthy."
Luo Xun, wearing an icy expression: If someone doesn't like me, how could he be any good? Anyone I don't like must be no good. Is there anyone in this world I'm not worthy of? I'll be worthy enough to kill you. The Luo way.
The male lead didn't see Luo Xun looking heartbroken like usual, and his heart stirred. What little trick was he going to pull this time to get my attention?
Little did he know, Luo Xun was like a mouse who'd fallen into a rice jar.
What's this? A cannon-fodder character? I'll insult him a couple of times.
What's this? Parents with no eyes? I'll insult them a couple of times.
What's this? A villain? I'll insult him a couple of times.
What's this? A dog passing by? I'll insult it a couple of times.
What's this? Oh, a big shot I can't afford to offend. I'll lick him a couple of times.
He wrecked the plot beyond recognition, lorded it over everyone, and even managed to attract the attention of a big shot.
The System returned from slacking off: [You big idiot, what are you doing?! (in the tone of someone calling out to Da Sha Chun)]
[Just be your poor little victim and get tortured. What are you doing?]
[The plot's gone off the rails. We're both gonna die!]
Luo Xun shrugged. "Who's getting tortured makes no difference. The world's doing just fine, isn't it?"
The System: [Fair point. All good.]
World One: A frail white-flower substitute receiving who gets tortured in an old-school angst novel, but with a robust constitution. (With a body like this, what can't you do? Luo Xun says he'd be the fastest and best at shoveling manure.)
World Two: A lofty master receiving cast down from his pedestal. (Heh heh, I want to become an immortal. Scumbag, step aside. Since you say you love me, you won't mind if I take a swing at you, right? So says Luo Xun.)
World Three: A receiving who dies unjustly, coveted by an evil ghost that wants to use his soul to resurrect its beloved Bai Yueguang. (No way! You bastard, why don't you use your own ghost soul? So says Luo Xun.)
World Four: A little prince who gets picked up by just anyone and lands the double misfortune of a fallen kingdom and an angsty romance. (Not dead yet? One more stab. So says Luo Xun.)
...Other worlds to be added.
P.S. The order of the worlds is undecided. Silly comedy, logic is dead.
1. The receiving is an overconfident man with a poor sense of his own appeal. His logic is internally consistent, he never agonizes over things or reflects on himself, and he blames everyone else.
2. Luo Xun is responsible for his own words. They have nothing to do with the author.
3. The best fate for an overconfident man is to have a powerful gong~
The author's upcoming novel, please add it to your favorites~ "The Straight Man Succubus Wants to Become the Dragon's Pride"
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Blurb:
Straight man Lin Congxue binds himself to a succubus System and gains a succubus physique. He can only leave after successfully winning over his targets.
Lin Congxue: You're saying their attitudes toward me depend on their affection levels?
[That's right.]
Lin Congxue: Okay.
And so he set off on a path of using his succubus physique to trick and swindle people.
He used the future leader of the righteous path, currently his senior brother, to gain his protection and obtain supreme techniques.
He won over little monsters who would become the Demon King, pitiful little guys who would grow into Demon Venerables, and so on.
Lin Congxue: Haha, I'm the Dragon's Pride myself!
Later, in order to focus on cultivation, he chose to fake his own death.
System notification: [The world is about to be destroyed.]
The three realms were at war. The leader of the righteous path, the Demon Venerable, and the Demon King were preparing to die together.
Lin Congxue: ??? What's wrong, guys? The world's so beautiful. No need to go that far, really.
The battle to destroy the world.
The leader of the righteous path, demonic markings spreading across his face: "When Lin Congxue died, I buried him with my own hands. Why do you carry his scent?"
The Demon Venerable, his spiritual essence unsteady: "Lin Congxue? How do you know my beloved's name?"
The Demon King, half human and half demon, asked through gritted teeth: "He's obviously my beloved!"
The Human Emperor: "He's my empress."
Lin Congxue: "...What does this have to do with you?"
During the great battle, their one regret was that "their beloved's soul had scattered, and even death could not reunite them."
Now all their regrets had merged into one.
#Your wife and my wife turn out to be the same person
#Rivalry between men after the mask comes off
#They were going to die for love, but their wife is still alive
Theme: Care for yourself. Be confident and brave.
Hahahaha, it's rare for Xiao Pei to be on the same page with the scumbag at this time.
Hahahahaha, it's a heart-pounding feeling! Sisters are so beautiful, they are definitely not worthy of the prince below.
I'm just curious, can it really be used if I just put it back in after I took it out?
Do you have any plays that the author can't show me?
That's a mecha! Who doesn't want to touch a mecha! Don't talk about Luoluo, I want to touch you, okay? ! Men only affect the speed of my mecha!
Wait for Luoluo to kill the scumbag
At this time, the scumbag only needs a Korean girl's gesture to break through the defense.
Very nice! Like it very much! What a wonderful article! ! (Praise)
Baby, this sister doesn't have the intention to write a book. Can you add a few extra chapters about her traveling through the world? Thank you for your support.
My sister's story will be a separate book. She is so cute [Milk Tea]
Hahahaha, it's rare for Xiao Pei to be on the same page with the scumbag at this time.
Hahahahaha, it's a heart-pounding feeling! Sisters are so beautiful, they are definitely not worthy of the prince below.
I'm just curious, can it really be used if I just put it back in after I took it out?
Do you have any plays that the author can't show me?
That's a mecha! Who doesn't want to touch a mecha! Don't talk about Luoluo, I want to touch you, okay? ! Men only affect the speed of my mecha!
Wait for Luoluo to kill the scumbag
At this time, the scumbag only needs a Korean girl's gesture to break through the defense.
Very nice! Like it very much! What a wonderful article! ! (Praise)
Baby, this sister doesn't have the intention to write a book. Can you add a few extra chapters about her traveling through the world? Thank you for your support.
My sister's story will be a separate book. She is so cute [Milk Tea]