Has Adjutant Meng Called It Quits Today?

[Main story complete, come take a look!] Affectless commander gong × eccentric, nonhuman shou After the real world collided with the world of fantasy, catastrophic fantasy incidents began occurring frequently. To ensure public safety and social stability, the Catastrophic Fantasy Incident Response Bureau was established. Meng Anzhi was once fully human, but had been transformed for less than twenty-four hours. Before he could even mourn the benefits he'd lost, he was swept into a high-risk catastrophic fantasy incident. The good news: The authorities were stepping in to handle the high-risk incident. The bad news: The only person missing was the team commander. Meng Anzhi: ...Has my luck really been this bad lately? Team member: What kind of ability do you have, man? Meng Anzhi pulled out a copy of Bedtime Stories for Good Little Kids. Team member: ... Team member: Good luck. The unlucky team member who'd lost his commander had thought he'd have to carry the other three on his back and die on the job, until Meng Anzhi used a storybook to land a devastating critical hit on a catastrophic fantasy creature right before his eyes. Team member: ...? Mu Wuyu was the most popular action commander in the entire Catastrophic Fantasy Incident Response Bureau. That was why, despite seeming odd at first glance, the first rule in the bureau's handbook, a must-read for all new recruits and something everyone knew by heart, had always ranked at the top. Top Rule 1: Commander Mu may end up lying in a corner after an operation. Members of his assigned squad must bring him back and make sure he is properly settled. (Also: A capable, responsible commander like him is a rare find. Cherish him while you can.) After Meng Anzhi joined the bureau and was assigned to Commander Mu, nearly everyone in the bureau rose up in protest. Bureau member: What is this ability even good for? This is rigged! There's definitely something going on! Many years later, the Research Institute revised the Catastrophic Fantasy Incident Management Bureau handbook and added a despairing note right after Rule One: Top Rule 2: Do not take Meng Anzhi along to explore new maps! Do not bring Meng Anzhi along to handle catastrophic fantasy incidents! We have enough research samples already, Meng Anzhi, please stop! We're begging you!!! (Also: Exploring new maps with both Mu Wuyu and Meng Anzhi is a violation of the rules. Report it immediately if you see it! I know you two are reading this! Don't pretend you didn't see it!!!) The bureau: Hehe, Deputy Meng is the best~ Though Mu Wuyu held an important post in the Catastrophic Fantasy Incident Response Bureau and was deeply loved by all, his past was more like a crystal ball shattered across the floor. After a brief spell of happiness, only a mess of wreckage remained. Losing a beloved family member while growing up had left him with an obsession with everything related to catastrophic fantasy incidents, until it consumed nearly his entire life. Then one day, he met Meng Anzhi, who drew him back among the living. After that, in addition to worrying about catastrophic fantasy incidents, Mu Wuyu had another everyday concern: Meng Anzhi, who seemed to be forever on a different wavelength from him. Alongside the long-running updates to the bureau's pinned, highlighted post about the daily task of retrieving the commander, the internal forum saw a rare new batch of highlighted posts: [Log] Is it just me, or is Deputy Meng even more dazzling than yesterday? [Working Stiffs' Venting Thread] Commander Mu's bad mood is directly proportional to Deputy Meng's dazzling levels. Deputy Meng, please stop! [Breaking] Why did Deputy Meng dance for the commander in public? Photos and video inside! Mu Wuyu: ...? This baffling situation continued until one day, when Meng Anzhi opened Animal World in the cafeteria and began taking notes word by word with the same intensity he brought to studying catastrophic fantasy creatures. Mu Wuyu: … According to witnesses, after Deputy Meng was bundled away from the cafeteria by a grim-faced Mu Wuyu, he didn't show his face for at least a week. A week later, a longtime highlighted thread was updated: [Breaking] Mystery solved: Our commander and his deputy are together! Much later, when new recruits joined the Catastrophic Fantasy Incident Management Bureau's internal forum, the first thing they saw wasn't an introduction to the various missions or a collection of complaints. It was a highly conspicuous pinned post: [Long-term Updates, Top 1] A look at our commander and deputy, the couple who had a world-scale romance Top notes and warnings: 1. Commander Mu is an aloof, long-haired, dark-skinned beauty. When he falls in love, he gets clingy and jealous, with all sorts of little tells. Stay tuned. 2. Meng Anzhi's secret identity as a human won't be exposed early. The reveal will come later, as the plot requires. 3. This is not a post-apocalyptic setting or a wasteland setting. The technology tree for survival has been developed, and the Research Institute assures us they're working very hard. 4. Powerful pairing, one-on-one, happy ending. There will be a few unrequited feelings, but not many, and they're only there to help the leads realize their feelings. Here are some upcoming stories The Protagonist's Strongest Backer Has Arrived [Book Transmigration] [Powerful transmigrated protagonist's devoted fan shou × Reborn original-story gong pretending to be a green tea] Shang Nanxing, a renowned angel investor in the industry, was obsessed with an action-fantasy novel. Its protagonist, Su Yan, possessed top-tier good looks praised by everyone. He was also brilliant and ambitious, an undisputed perfect protagonist. But one day, the plot suddenly took a sharp turn for the worse, and Su Yan began to suffer one coercive romance after another. Shang Nanxing, a devoted fan of the protagonist's career who'd been blindsided by this heartache-inducing plot: ...? Shang Nanxing: It feels so helpless when you can't slap someone in a book from the real world. That was why Mr. Shang opened a forum for the first time, only to discover that he'd been reading a tragic beauty novel. Not only was the protagonist Su Yan being hounded by all kinds of domineering CEOs and young masters, but the author had also changed genres midway through and cut out a huge chunk of his career storyline. Shang Nanxing: Thanks for asking. I'm at the company and just opened the forum. Feeling great so far, and I'm about to go find the author :D But trouble arrived sooner than the long-awaited revenge. When an intelligent creature calling itself the System bound him and dragged him into another world, the legendary angel investor calmly rolled up his sleeves: Great. Not everyone gets the chance to deliver a cross-dimensional slap, no matter how far away the target is. :-) *** *** *** Su Yan hated being complimented on his looks more than anything. Because of his face, people coveted and exploited him, ignoring all his hard work. His jealous rivals attributed every achievement to his looks, while those with ulterior motives tried everything to erase his accomplishments so they could turn him into a plaything in their hands. After enduring so much, Su Yan opened his eyes again and discovered he'd been reborn as a student. Shang Nanxing had unhesitatingly praised his looks, so Su Yan naturally lumped him in with the people from his previous life who'd tried to force him into a relationship. Just as Su Yan finished laying his plans and waited to see Shang Nanxing use both threats and enticements Mr. Shang slapped the school bully and his mother so hard that they spun like tops, right in front of a crowd! Shang Nanxing: Woohoo! Su Yan: ...? That was so blunt and straightforward. Was that really how this worked? -Extra 1: System monitoring: A person flagged as a potential threat has been approaching the protagonist every day. Shang Nanxing: Careful and far-sighted. This person is calculating and dangerous. They must not be allowed to stay! System monitoring: Our company email has received negative information about the protagonist. Shang Nanxing: They're trying to drive a wedge between us. This person is exploiting an opportunity. They must not be allowed to stay! System monitoring: The protagonist is missing. The list of flagged people last seen nearby is as follows Shang Nanxing: ...I don't have the energy to tell right from wrong anymore. Let the whole world perish with me! System monitoring: A company's legal representative that we are about to work with shares a name with the protagonist. Calculating current market value... Shang Nanxing: Wow, that's a long string of digits. As expected of my protagonist, those wings of his are looking magnificent! The people who'd been targeted: ... System: ... Hey, your behavior is called a double standard~ -Extra 2: Su Yan had received a pile of threats but had yet to see anything happen, and he couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. He steadied his wavering heart and convinced himself that Shang Nanxing was a master strategist. Then he turned around and realized there was a whole line of people being treated just like him?! Su Yan: …?!!! ...He remembered Shang Nanxing once complimenting his looks. That meant he liked him... right? So Su Yan carefully hid his fierce, twisted possessiveness and made use of the very advantage that had brought him endless trouble before. He turned to Shang Nanxing with a pitiful, aggrieved look and put an arm around his waist: "Sir, they're bullying me." Years later, everyone knew that Su Yan, a rising star in the industry, had both the looks and the career, while the mysterious investor backing him made anyone who coveted him too afraid to cross the line. He was the very picture of a perfect winner in life. Quite a few people bitterly called him a pretty boy who'd risen on his looks. "He's just a kept canary. Who knows when the big shot backing him will want to try something new?" Su Yan smiled with the dignified air of a gentleman, as if he took it as a compliment. Under the table, though, he crushed into tiny pieces the calling cards of people who'd tried to slip Shang Nanxing offers to hire a canary at an unbelievably good price. No one knew that, despite seeming to have everything he could ever want, Su Yan would hide in a dark room late at night and press a fervent, reverent kiss to the collar of the shirt he'd kept hidden away. "Sir." "Please love me." Shang Nanxing, happening to pass by: "?" Reading tips: 1. Powerful pairing, one-on-one, happy ending. A feel-good Book Transmigration and System story about healing and redemption. 2. This story could also be called The Strongest Backer Has a Severe Fear of Insufficient Firepower and The Years My Host Fought Wits with Thin Air. 3. Important: Both leads are pure and exclusive. Before being reborn, the original protagonist nearly suffered a forced relationship, but it never came to pass. (I'm saving up story ideas and getting ready to write. If you're interested, please add them to your collection. Love you all, mwah~) Theme: Keep striving and grow wild and free