Rumor Has It That I Dual-Cultivated with a Powerful Cultivator

Sharp-tongued, tsundere, gorgeous demon beauty top x face-obsessed, tea-loving bottom

Suifeng is a painter who has run out of inspiration. One day, he wakes up in a messed-up world where strange beasts run rampant. Giant snakes coil overhead, their bodies forming mountains, while fire-breathing tigers take to the skies below.

At his most desperate, he meets a handsome man. A certain Bone Spirit tells him that this beautiful man is a powerful cultivator favored by Heaven, leveling up as he takes down bosses, and is about to ascend to immortality. He's practically a god!

To earn the powerful man's protection, Suifeng turns his tea skills up to the max!

When the powerful man refuses to let him watch the investigation and insists on killing the strange beast outright, Suifeng crouches down and draws circles with a twig. "Go ahead. I absolutely won't be sad!"

The powerful man calmly leaves. Suifeng keeps drawing circles. "Kill it quickly. I won't be heartbroken over missing out on some juicy gossip."

The powerful man grits his teeth. "Just this once!"

Suifeng: "Yay!"

One time, an accident changes the color of Suifeng's face. He is so upset he could cry. The powerful man dismisses him for caring about his looks when he's a grown man. In his sugary voice, Suifeng says, "I care about my face because when I was a child, everyone laughed at me for being an ugly orphan nobody wanted. Is that so wrong?"

The powerful man gives in. "I'll find a cure."

Suifeng: "Yay!"

The powerful man hates how Suifeng meddles in other people's business. Countless times, he's wanted to throw him into a den of strange beasts for it.

Realizing this, Suifeng whines, "It's not that I like meddling. It's just that when I needed help before, nobody helped me. So I want to help others. Is that so wrong?"

After a long silence, the powerful man lowers his eyes. "Fine."

Suifeng: "Yay!"

With his shameless persistence and occasional tea skills, Suifeng gets the powerful man to act like he doesn't care when he actually does. The man takes him to solve gruesome cases and exterminate strange beasts. Who can resist the way he casually slays monsters? He's even more handsome and alluring when he's working!

The consequence of the powerful man's irresistible charm is that Suifeng falls in love.

He tries hard to restrain his appreciation for the man's looks, but can't keep it hidden. One day, drunk and half-conscious, he pulls the man into his arms, gives his lean waist a shameless squeeze, and then... takes a liberty with him. He forgets everything that happened after that.

Until one day, Heaven's Way asks him with a smile, "You and Lan Huai cultivated together? How was it?"

A little demon from the Yao Clan gives him a plate of goji berries and tells him, "Take care of yourself!"

The Ghost King of the Underworld teases him with a click of his tongue. "Brother Suifeng, you not only show no respect for the gods, you cultivate with one, too?"

Suifeng: "What?!"

Not knowing when to quit, he asks what exactly happened that night, telling the powerful man he can pay him back in full for everything he did.

The powerful man's voice turns hoarse. "Are you sure?"

Suifeng watches as the man's handsome face draws closer. He casually bites Suifeng's neck and pins him in his arms, looking ready to go further. His eyes are dangerous. "Are you sure you want to keep going?"

Suifeng's face stays hot all day. Later, they really do cultivate together, and it feels... pretty great!

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Lan Huai's world is simple: sleep, or guard the seal. Then one day, the seal breaks, and someone arrives. He finds the newcomer very annoying. "Outlander, aside from your pretty clothes, you're completely useless."

Half a year later, the outlander is always at his side, reckless and forever meddling in other people's business. Yet little by little, he fills Lan Huai's whole heart. Lan Huai thinks that since the man has filled his heart, he has to keep hold of him and cherish him, so he won't run away. An empty heart is a terrible thing.

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Rural boy with a dark complexion who grows into a devoted, domineering CEO top x tough-talking but soft-hearted doctor bottom

"Blurb"

Five years later, Wen Wen reunites with his moonlight, who is also his part-time job and his ex from two relationships ago, at an earthquake disaster site in Shuixi Village.

Nurse Cui looks at the fair-skinned man in a suit at the rescue site. "Dr. Wen, isn't that the rural ex-boyfriend on your phone wallpaper?"

Wen Wen calmly flips through some documents. "You've got the wrong person. Mine was a coal briquette that came to life."

That night, the man in question sobs outside his room, insisting he isn't crying.

A few days later, he comes to Wen Wen's room again, looking terribly aggrieved. "I know. Your ex-boyfriend in England has an eight-pack and a brilliant education. I'm just the ex from two relationships ago who checked your social media every day and pretended to be dead for five years."

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Five years ago, Zhou Sheng was still as black as a coal briquette, while Wen Wen was like a tender, pale vegetable shoot, delicate and refined. One was a poor country boy, the other a rich young master from Shanghai. They were worlds apart, yet fell in love. A year later, they broke up.

Wen Wen thought Zhou Sheng always put him last. The villagers, his family, even a cow mattered more. Family obligations came first, and Zhou Sheng didn't even have the courage to go with him to Shanghai. After the breakup, Wen Wen promptly went abroad for five years and even dated a Chinese man.

Five years later, the coal briquette has become a domineering CEO. After learning that Wen Wen is single again, he clings to him like a puppy, desperate to win him back. But then Wen Wen's British ex-boyfriend suddenly appears at the disaster site, and the two men face off in a tent.

The Chinese doctor says elegantly, "I'm Wen's ex-boyfriend. I've returned to China to win him back."

Zhou Sheng says, "I'm Wen Wen's ex from two relationships ago. Now that we've met again, I'm going to win him back."

The ex-boyfriend scoffs. "I'm the ex-boyfriend. If we're getting back together, I should be first."

Zhou Sheng: "I dated him before you. If we're getting back together, I should be first."

So the ex-boyfriend and the ex from two relationships ago both start pursuing Wen Wen. Zhou Sheng is so bad at romance that he learns a cheesy line and puts it to use.

Zhou Sheng's eyes glisten. "Dr. Wen, I've booked an operation for the day after tomorrow..."

Wen Wen tenses. "What kind of operation?"

"A heart transplant." He takes Wen Wen's hand and presses it to his chest. "You've lived here for five years. It's time to return what belongs to you."

Theme: What goes around comes around, and true love lasts forever