Robot 120 Always Wants to Call Me His Wife

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A humanoid robot, Model 120, from the 28th century has just been created by its owner, who plans to sell it to wealthy single women. Before it can even be assigned to a master, it accidentally transmigrates to an unknown dynasty and lands in the bed of Xie Chen, the legitimate son of a marquis...

The moment it sees Xie Chen, a command from its former owner pops into Model 120's mind: [Remember, Model 120: the first person you see after leaving the lab is your wife.]

And so the following conversation takes place:

Model 120 lies beside Xie Chen and smiles politely. "I'm Model 120. Hello, wife. I love you."

Xie Chen, startled, kicks the Model 120 that has fallen from the sky away. "What did you call me? Wife? What does that mean?"

Model 120 slaps its forehead and says with an earnest, charming air, "Oh, I forgot. This is ancient times. Let me introduce myself again. I'm Model 120. Hello, dear wife!"

Xie Chen's face turns green. "Go to hell with that 'dear wife' nonsense! I'm a proper seven-foot-tall man, the son of Marquis Xie of Liang and a descendant of a military family!"

Once Model 120 realizes it's in ancient times, it automatically searches its database for a wealth of historical danmei novels and studies techniques for wooing a husband. After much deliberation, Model 120 chooses a coercive-love scenario for its stubborn, hard-to-tame wife.

When Xie Chen comes back, Model 120 has changed into black robes and is holding a rope. In a few quick moves, it ties Xie Chen and itself together.

"Dear wife, you dared to leave home without my permission. To punish you, you'll spend the day like this with your husband." Then it even gives a menacing laugh, just like the dominant lead in the book.

Xie Chen looks at the loosely tied rope and says helplessly, "120, you tied it so loosely, I'm afraid we'll be separated any second now."

Model 120 giggles. "Dear wife, I was worried the rope might hurt you if you tried to break free, so I tied it gently!"

Xie Chen: "...Then what's the point of tying me up?"

After Model 120 diligently studies dozens of husband-wooing techniques, Xie Chen finally accepts his role as its "wife." But then Model 120 comes to him and says it's leaving!

Model 120 says expressionlessly, "Young Marquis Xie, I'm sorry. I mistook you for my wife before. My wife is waiting for me in the 28th century. Goodbye, and take care."

Furious at being seduced and then abandoned, Xie Chen grabs its hand and says fiercely, "You won me over and now you're running off? Let me teach you what it means for husband and husband to never part!"

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A country boy, once as dark as charcoal, transforms into a devoted CEO top x a doctor who is sharp-tongued but soft-hearted

Five years later, Wen Wen reunites with his moonlight, his former boyfriend and now ex-before-last, at an earthquake site in Shuixi Village.

Nurse Cui looks at the fair-skinned man in a suit at the disaster relief site. "Dr. Wen, isn't that your country-boy ex from your phone wallpaper?"

Wen Wen calmly flips through his files. "You've got the wrong person. My guy's a coal briquette that came to life."

That night, the man in question cries outside his room, insisting that he isn't crying.

A few days later, he comes to Wen Wen's room again, looking all aggrieved. "I know. Your ex-boyfriend in England has eight-pack abs and is cultured and educated. I'm the only ex-before-last who checks your Moments every day and then pretends to be dead, for five whole years."

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Five years ago, Zhou Sheng was as dark as charcoal, while Wen Wen was as delicate and pure as a tender white shoot. One was a poor country boy, the other a rich young master from Shanghai. They seemed worlds apart, yet fell in love, only to break up a year later.

Wen Wen felt that Zhou Sheng always put him last. The villagers, his family, even a cow mattered more than Wen Wen. Family duty came first, and Zhou Sheng didn't even have the courage to go to Shanghai with him. After they broke up, Wen Wen promptly went abroad for five years and dated a man of Chinese descent.

Five years later, the former country boy has become a CEO. After learning that Wen Wen is single again, he clings to him like a puppy and tries to win him back. But then Wen Wen's British ex-boyfriend suddenly arrives at the disaster zone, and the two men face off in a tent.

The Chinese-descended doctor says gracefully, "I'm Wen's ex-boyfriend. I've come back to China to win him back."

Zhou Sheng says, "I'm Wen Wen's ex-before-last. We reunited, and I'm going to win him back."

The ex-boyfriend sneers: "I'm the ex. If we're getting back together, I should get first dibs."

Zhou Sheng: "I dated him before you. If we're getting back together, I should get first dibs."

And so the ex and the ex-before-last both set out to woo Wen Wen. Zhou Sheng is hopeless at romance, so he learns a cheesy pickup line and gives it a try.

Zhou Sheng's eyes glisten. "Dr. Wen, I scheduled surgery for the day after tomorrow..."

Wen Wen asks anxiously, "What kind of surgery?"

"A heart transplant." He takes Wen Wen's hand and presses it against his chest. "You've lived here for five years. It's time to return what's yours."

Theme: Love means devotion and persistence