[Complete. Originally titled Can You Become a Superstar by Taking It Easy in the Entertainment Industry? Thank you all for subscribing and supporting me! My next novel will be The Gentle Beauty Gets the Ex-Wife-Chasing Crematorium Treatment. He fails to win his wife back, and the scumbags get their comeuppance. The blurb is below this one. Visit my author page to bookmark it.]
As a cat, Xia Guican is beautiful, lazy, and spoiled.
All he wants is to lie flat and enjoy free food and comfort. He refuses to join the rat race or work a 996 schedule.
While the other trainees fought tooth and nail to get the initial center position, he claimed the center spot through nothing more than a fifteen-second self-introduction and his looks.
As soon as the show aired, fans and haters from all sides clashed with fervor, denouncing Xia Guican as undeserving of his position and saying he had risen on his looks alone.
"Freeloader!" "No talent!" "A pretty face with nothing behind it!"
But when the next episode aired, everyone got a face-slapping.
Who was this person who could fix the microphone just by opening his mouth, as if heaven itself had given him a voice made for singing?
The haters covered their bruised faces, changed their tune, and attacked Xia Guican's dancing, claiming he was phoning it in, stiff all over, dance-challenged, and just standing there to sing.
Then the second episode aired, and Xia Guican delivered another face-slapping without even trying. Splits, backbends, leaps: every move was so precise that the mentors applauded in admiration.
Onlookers all said, "That's it? You're the worst bunch of haters I've ever seen."
On the night of the grand finale, Xia Guican lived up to his reputation, taking the center position round after round and finally debuting with a commanding lead.
The haters went crazy: "He must have a sugar daddy! The competition was rigged! #XiaGuicanGetOutOfShowbiz!"
Meanwhile, the man surnamed Yue, who had tried and failed repeatedly to keep him, looked at the little cat who had wandered off from his home, then cautiously approached and made another bid for his affection: "Let me keep you, okay?"
Xia Guican remained in his soft, fluffy cat form, lazily sprawled across his trophy. He swished his tail and gave a very reluctant meow.
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Yue Shenzhi once secretly made an alternate account and quietly followed the top fan, learning how to boost rankings, compete in fan battles, and vote.
Mr. Yue had everything except money, since he was so rich that he had nothing but cash. Once, he spent over a million in a fan battle, startling fans of every contestant on the show. Xia Guican's fans flocked over to gawk at the sudden appearance of a wealthy female fan.
The fans: "Rich lady fan!"
Yue Shenzhi: "I'm a man."
The fans: "Daddy fan!"
Yue Shenzhi: "Husband fan."
A cool and restrained top who goes crazy for one person x a stunningly beautiful, catlike bottom
No real-life inspiration. One-on-one romance. Happy ending.
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The Gentle Beauty Gets the Ex-Wife-Chasing Crematorium Treatment
Su Sui is famous in the industry for being a gentle, stunning beauty.
His legal husband, Lin Wangjing, keeps their marriage secret, forbids Su Sui from revealing their relationship, and even supports a lover on the side.
Su Sui never fights back or makes a scene. He keeps their hidden little home in perfect order.
His co-star, Zhou Luyang, is a popular Best Actor who orders Su Sui around on set and puts him down for not measuring up to the person he loves, his unattainable first love.
Su Sui accepts it all without complaint, taking meticulous care of the actor in every way.
His adoptive older brother, Su Ji, hates Su Sui and his mother. Since childhood, he has subjected them to cold violence and even secretly fanned the flames behind the scenes.
Su Sui never holds a grudge. Whenever they meet, he still greets him with a smiling, "Brother."
Yin Luoyi was Su Sui's first love. He stayed by his side through the hardest years abroad, only to abandon him without mercy.
Su Sui never complained, accepting everything calmly and placidly.
The scumbag tops all believe Su Sui loves them desperately. No matter how they hurt him, he will never leave, and his gentle side belongs to them alone.
But the truth they never knew was that Su Sui treated everyone this way. The gentleness he relied on to survive was merely a means for the beauty to keep his fish on the hook.
They all thought they were the only one, but without exception, each was just a tool Su Sui used to fulfill his emotional needs.
The moment they stopped being useful, he would pull away at once, cutting off that tenderness along with them.
The scumbag tops panicked. Only then did they suddenly realize that they were like fish, already unable to escape Su Sui's tenderness, as gentle as water.
Lin Wangjing's eyes turned bloodshot. He went mad trying to let the whole world know about his marriage to Su Sui, but all he received was a divorce agreement.
Zhou Luyang cast aside his pride and knelt before fans and paparazzi, hoping for a chance to make things right. At that moment, Su Sui was sitting in a BMW, scrolling through trending topics.
Su Ji had never bowed his head to anyone, but he stood all night in the pouring rain, humbled to the dirt, begging Su Sui to accept his compensation: the entire Su Group.
Yin Luoyi never picked up a paintbrush again. Every day he hid in his studio, drinking himself senseless and hurting himself to beg Su Sui's forgiveness. All he got in return was a gentle, "Don't be childish."
Su Sui's tenderness was a knife, cutting people to pieces one slice at a time.
And yet there was a mysterious man who suddenly appeared. To Lin Wangjing, he said, "He married you because your voice sounds like mine."
To Zhou Luyang: "Your eyes look a little like mine."
To Su Ji: "I was born into the Su family. That's why he calls you brother."
To Yin Luoyi: "I taught him art, so you should understand."
In short, the man said:
"I'm the one Su Sui truly holds in his heart. His unattainable first love. You're all substitutes."
Only then did the scumbag tops realize that they thought they were mistreating a patient, devoted dodder vine, but had instead been played by a master seducer.
Yet when Su Sui looked at the man everyone else called his "unattainable first love," his gentle expression nearly cracked for the first time.
"...Uncle?"
The man, nearly thirty, was elegant and handsome. He smiled faintly and reached out to ruffle Su Sui's hair. "Long time no see, little fox."
1. All the tops are virgins.
2. A scumbag-tormenting crematorium where the tops fail to win their wife back. The bottom is a master seducer, a beauty adored by all.
3. You can criticize the tops, but don't criticize the bottom.
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Upcoming: Shipping Couples on a Dating Show in a Cultivation Novel
The Immortal Venerable is widely recognized as the cultivation world's number-one beauty: cold and aloof like a flower atop a high peak, with suitors lining up to pursue him. Five hundred years ago, after personally slaying his fallen disciple, he shut himself away to cultivate, heartbroken, and declared that he would never take another disciple.
Yet on the first day after emerging from seclusion, he acquired a treasure that did not belong to this world, one that called itself a "livestream System."
"Due to a disruption in space-time, six task-takers from outside this world have accidentally entered it. If they are not properly dealt with, they will pose a serious threat to this world."
Concerned for the common people and the countless cultivators, the Immortal Venerable agreed to work with the System to put the task-takers through intensive reform.
Given his previous experience of having to kill a loved one for the greater good, the Immortal Venerable was full of confidence. "What kind of storm has this venerable one not weathered?"
And so, the people of the cultivation world suddenly discovered that the Immortal Venerable, who had declared he would never take another disciple, had suddenly acquired six of them.
The domineering CEO from a sweet romance pins the Immortal Venerable against the wall and kisses him, leaning close to his ear to murmur adoringly, "Call me hubby, and I'll give you my life."
The Dragon-Proud-Sky hero from a broken-engagement story stubbornly points his sword at his master. "You can kill me, but you can't humiliate me. If you want to break off the engagement, you'll have to step over my corpse. Never bully a poor young man!"
The scumbag top from an ex-wife-chasing crematorium kneels outside his master's door, letting the rain soak him until he looks wretched. His eyes are bloodshot. "I was wrong. I'm sorry."
The abused bottom from a scumbag-and-victim romance watches his master, who has been so busy he didn't come home all night. His expression is hurt, yet he remains devoted. "Why do you smell like another man...?"
The dominant top from a certain flower city blindfolds the Immortal Venerable and tricks him into a dark room. "Master, your disciple has wanted you for a long time."
An Alpha in heat, delirious and out of his mind, tells his master, "Our pheromone compatibility is one hundred percent. You're the Omega assigned to me."
What should have been a proper cultivation novel about reforming delinquent boys instead develops a strange chemistry between the Immortal Venerable and these six male leads from different literary websites. The System's livestream becomes the undisputed number-one dating-show stream.
The viewers in the livestream are so busy shipping couples that melon seed shells are flying everywhere. Meanwhile, the Immortal Venerable looks at the six people in front of him and begins to regret his decision. "It turns out this venerable one really hasn't weathered a storm like this."
Can I choose again and refuse the System?
Domineering CEO / Dragon-Proud-Sky hero / Scumbag top / Abused bottom / Dominant top from Flower City / Alpha: Too late.
Notes:
1. All the tops are virgins.
2. The top is one person split into pieces, and split into very tiny pieces at that.
Sihasha, if it were not in Jinjiang, if we met in a certain Tang
The kitten finally fell off its horse! (*^▽^*)
Can I sue for extortion?
Gone? ! I still want to see sweet love woo woo woo
Extra update! It's a sweet (?) Daily life with a bit of meat and potatoes!
Tsk tsk. Every time I see this kind of idiot, I feel so pity. It would be nice to give me the money you don't want. You have to be smart. Talking about relationships will hurt your money.
Ah, this... Mrs. Other's article just started at this point. You... Were caught off guard... I always feel like I haven't finished writing yet...
I feel like the ending is a bit unexpected, but I feel that it is the best to end it here. Our Maomaohu, Cancan, has debuted in the C position. He will be even better in the future. With Brother Yue here and fans here, Cancan is like the stars in the sky that will never fall. That's enough.
"Ranking is not the most important thing I have gained, you are" Very good ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah we cats are born to be charming and shine!
Sihasha, if it were not in Jinjiang, if we met in a certain Tang
The kitten finally fell off its horse! (*^▽^*)
Can I sue for extortion?
Gone? ! I still want to see sweet love woo woo woo
Extra update! It's a sweet (?) Daily life with a bit of meat and potatoes!
Tsk tsk. Every time I see this kind of idiot, I feel so pity. It would be nice to give me the money you don't want. You have to be smart. Talking about relationships will hurt your money.
Ah, this... Mrs. Other's article just started at this point. You... Were caught off guard... I always feel like I haven't finished writing yet...
I feel like the ending is a bit unexpected, but I feel that it is the best to end it here. Our Maomaohu, Cancan, has debuted in the C position. He will be even better in the future. With Brother Yue here and fans here, Cancan is like the stars in the sky that will never fall. That's enough.
"Ranking is not the most important thing I have gained, you are" Very good ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah we cats are born to be charming and shine!
Finished with flowers, the cat is so cute