A Thousand Schemes for Making a Living in the Cult [Western Crossover]

[A Cultist Simulator crossover, with canon alterations. This is self-indulgent writing for fun. Written before Book of Hours was released, so if later details conflict, please don’t worry about it.] If you asked Natsuka what she wanted to do for a living, she’d answer without hesitation: be a high school nurse. And if she had to settle for something else? A high school librarian. And if she had to settle for even less? A librarian at the library donated by the Wayne family in Gotham, just like she is now. No benefits, low pay, three days on and four days off, and no insurance. She spends her days slacking off and writing gossip columns for publication, then works nights as a dancer at the Iceberg Lounge. Every so often, she finds time to moonlight as Bruce Wayne’s lover and demand a cut of the profits from the tabloids. She also has to write a few underground “SCI papers” now and then to keep in touch with her sponsors. Wondering where the sugar daddy went? Oh, he turned into 49 gold coins. Shh, don’t let anyone find out! Note: The female lead is a terrible person. These are just some career fantasies from an author being tortured by an internship :), so please forgive any discrepancies with reality. The blurb may not have much to do with the actual story. I’ll write whatever day of the week it is when I post the chapter. #There may not be a conventional couple, but I want to write an alternate ending where they spend their lives together, so this is filed under romance. The love interest probably isn’t a superhero... right? #Cultist Simulator crossover. After going back and forth, this terrible author still wants to write this. #I’ll start updating whenever I feel like it. There will be headcanon and canon alterations, and the author has eaten the timeline, so it’s very chaotic. #My writing isn’t great. If you don’t like it, please stop reading. Let’s respect one another. *Bows.* #Please try not to bring up other authors or their works in the comments here, and don’t mention me in other people’s comment sections either. Let’s build a harmonious comment section together. #The characters’ values are not the author’s values! Please don’t apply them to real life. Theme: Reach upward and chase the light