Go to Hell, Crematorium! [Quick Transmigration]

To save her useless younger brother’s life, Yan Shu agreed to the Jian family’s strange demand: enter simulated worlds and change the endings of stories where scum gong characters get their happy endings after a long redemption arc, and every hurt they caused is forgiven. In the first world, she decided to exploit a loophole. Following the key points given by the System, she successfully swooped in just before the scum gong was about to start his redemption arc, and became the protagonist shou’s new boyfriend. It all went unbelievably smoothly. She had expected things to be full of twists and turns, but she and the protagonist shou were sweet as could be. The scum gong’s interference had no effect, and they stayed together until their hair turned white. Yan Shu was baffled. Where was the scum gong and the pushover shou? Where was the endless entanglement that dragged on like bound feet? That was it?! Yan Shu: Hm, this seems... pretty easy? So in the worlds that followed, she kept moving the key points earlier and earlier, so that every hurt was stopped before it could even begin... World One: Pure-hearted male college student gong vs. mature, domineering CEO shou √ World Two: Cool childhood friend gong vs. gifted, exceptional shou √ World Three: Black-hearted human gong vs. love-addled mermaid shou √ World Four: Free-spirited swordsman gong vs. Miaojiang black lotus shou √ World Five: Former celebrity gong vs. steady, dependable, muscular shou √ World Six: Rough-and-ready gong vs. devoted husband shou who is a vengeful ghost √ The shou is the same person every time. Coming soon: What’s Wrong with Being a Little Scheming When You’re Younger? Yi Heng has three goals in life: 1. Make everyone who can’t stand him furious. 2. Find someone who will go along with him. 3. He hasn’t figured this one out yet, so he’ll leave it blank for now. Meng Zeshan also has three goals in life: 1. Find a husband. 2. Find a husband. 3. Find a husband. Yi Heng (gong) x Meng Zeshan (shou) A younger gong who talks a big game but runs when things get real vs. a cool-faced shou who seems mature and reserved but secretly wants to try every kind of thing Theme: A good life takes a pair of eyes that know how to find the beauty in it.