
After I Became a Big Shot's Useless Bodyguard
穿成大佬的废物保镖后
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 487k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 15d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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In booklists 28
Explore more →Top-Led Mutual Pampering / Top-Focused / Versatile Couples Who Pamper Each Other
Saving this for my own tastes (every so often I get a sudden craving for something pretty out there)
Random Thoughts: Completed Male-Lead Romance, with a Few No-CP Stories
A dumb romance focused entirely on running a business. Love childhood-friend romances. I hate angst inflicted on the gong for no reason. Right now, I keep getting kicked away by gong fans and shou fans alike.
Current Pure Romance
A personal reading list. My reviews are very subjective and contain spoilers, so proceed with caution.
Reading Log · 2026
I like gorgeous, adored bottoms, including bottoms who dote on their top like royalty. The top shows affection, and the bottom showers him with love. The couple must be mutually and unmistakably in love! I hate love-triangle polls.
Male-Lead Stories with Handsome Leads Who Spoil Each Other
No particular character preference; I'm all about pure love. There are lots of stories with the top as the focus. I love beautiful tops and handsome bottoms, but not exclusively. Absolutely no KK, and no insect stuff. If I don't say otherwise, I've bought the whole book. I'll keep updating this.
Dominant Male Lead
Top fans, stay away. Dealbreakers: harem protagonists, being doted on by everyone, crybaby tops, weak tops, tops who are bad in bed, insectoid stories, and tops who are doted on by their bottoms.
For Personal Use
For my own use
Top-Centric, Sweet Stories
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Completed Stories with Top Protagonists
Bought every chapter. My tastes are pretty obvious: plenty of sweetness, one overpowered lead, one silly lead, one cold lead, and one devoted dog-like lead; handsome and beautiful characters too. Modern life, ABO, cultivation, insect clans. A jumble of themes, so take your pick.
CP Fans Can Definitely Read These
If you love shipping couples, come on in. Most are gong-centric, and I only read 1v1. I like relationships where both sides are on relatively equal footing, with neither one holding all the power. I like couples who are both strong.
Mutual Pampering, Usually the Top Pampering the Bottom
I'm top-leaning, but only mildly. I like mutual pampering, preferably with the top getting more of it. Some might not be everyone's cup of tea, but that's just personal taste. I'm into all sorts of things. If you can't stand it, just move along. Please don't flame me, I beg you.
Top-Character-Focused Reading Log
A collection of seme-POV stories that left a strong impression on me, with detailed reviews. I'll add reviews for unfinished stories once they're complete, and remove any that cause too much controversy.
Some Books I Personally Like
I’ll read a bit of everything except bottom-led stories and yuri.
Personal Reading List 2
Apparently wanting to read pure romance is a crime, and making a list to help myself avoid landmines is a crime too...
Books I've Read and My Reviews (2)
Keeping track of my thoughts after reading.
Help Thread
The problem with the reading list has been fixed. You just need to edit it on the PC version to make it visible. Anyone else with the same issue can try this method too.
For My Records: Seme-Focused Stories
My personal reading log, mainly so I don't forget when I reread something.
A Record
Stories I remember??? used
Still Mostly Seme
Adorable little couples
Recommended Good Books
Really good stories I'm following every day
Event Tasks
Stories that passed you by over the years. I hope we’ll meet again this cozy winter as you stock up on books.
Books I Enjoy Reading
Strange and bizarre books I personally love
Reads for Picky Readers
Preferences: mutual pampering, especially when the seme dotes on the uke; includes seme-focused, switch, uke-focused, and no-CP stories
Hopelessly Addicted to Sweet Top-Dom Stories
Mostly gong-focused, with mutual pampering and a slight gong bias. I especially love sweet romances between couples.
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Well, it's normal for this chapter to seem a bit fast, because it's originally a flashback. I wrote the second half but didn't post it (the twist is not finished yet). I've already written the second part myself, so I didn't realize that posting the first part was a bit too fast for readers. I'll just post a new chapter tomorrow. Sorry [laughing and crying]
After reading it, I can't bear to thank Yunshen and Mr. Yan.
Happiness is always so short [crying]
I like Lao Wu and San Shao Ye, they look good. Is there any similar meal replacement [dog head]
The characters of the two people in the extra chapter are completely different from the main text, and they actually have a different kind of feeling [dog head] [dog head] Author, please update it [please] [please]
The Yan family is all 0! (That accent
Oh my, it's delicious to do some age manipulation. The older guy with a bit of youthfulness and the mature Xiao Xie who can take care of others are also very attractive.
Super pretty! ! ! ! ! It's really nice to write in big letters. I really want to promote it on Douyin's Xiaohongshu official account and even in Moments. Hahahahaha [Star Eyes] [Cat Head] The story line is so attractive and the characters are also very sexual. Hehehehe, it's fascinating... I really like Yan Shiying and Little Cake. Cp Hey hey hey [cat head] [cat head] [cat head] It feels so good [cat head] [cat head] [cat head] I jumped up and down, twisting left and right, admiring Rouse's superb mind [continue] [hug thigh] [dog head holding rose] [orange candy] I got [purple sugar] kswl
Waka Waka [Panda Head], I finished watching it, it looks so good [Spreading Flowers]
It's so cool to watch a pair of cute puppies fighting with their owner again.