·Coming soon: After Binding to the Big Brother Tycoon System·
-Here’s the blurb-
In every novel where the protagonist switches partners, their ex is always so outrageously awful that readers grind their teeth and scream, “Get lost, you scumbag!”
The scum gong department employees at the Quick Transmigration Bureau all play these despicable exes.
The System’s central brain was quite satisfied with their work, until it discovered that in every world they visited, the shou protagonists ended up choosing to live alone. As a result, the small worlds collapsed.
With no other choice, the System’s central brain sent the “scum gongs” back to the worlds they had visited, where they had to work hard to reconcile with the shou protagonists and save those small worlds.
·Dating Show World 1:
[Urban romance: money-loving scum gong & formerly poor, now wealthy family’s real young master shou]
When the show’s crew asked why they had broken up, Pei Linxia, now the head of a conglomerate, gave a scornful laugh. “I was too poor back then. He said I couldn’t give him the future he wanted. He wanted to live like someone above everyone else.”
Hearing Pei Linxia say this, one guest immediately thought, “When Pei Linxia’s ex, Chi Yuechen, arrives, I’d better stay away from this scum gong who looks down on the poor!”
Countless netizens joined in mocking him, saying that scum gong Chi Yuechen deserved to be born without a rich man’s fate. Given Pei Linxia’s status now, Chi Yuechen could regret it until the end of time and still never get Pei Linxia back.
But when Chi Yuechen appeared on camera, showing off a face with such perfect bone structure that it could have been the goddess Nuwa’s final masterpiece, the guest who had planned to avoid him couldn’t help falling for him on the spot. “If all it takes is money, then dating Chi Yuechen would probably be pretty great, right?!”
Netizens chimed in, “No wonder they say a man’s career choice matters. With a face so handsome it makes your legs go weak, why did scum gong bro become a doctor if he loves money? He should’ve gone into show business. He’d be making 2.08 million a day for sure!”
Later, after Chi Yuechen cleared the scum gong’s name and reconciled with Pei Linxia, Pei Linxia became the one everyone envied and resented.
·Dating Show World 2:
[Insect-world romance: catfishing male insect gong & formerly down-and-out, now powerful marshal female insect shou]
“He said he was only fooling around with me, but I never thought I’d be stupid enough to take him seriously.”
At first, when the insects heard the marshal explain the breakup this way on the show, they were outraged on her behalf and thought Qiao Xixue was utterly despicable.
What’s more, since Qiao Xixue had a cold and was wearing a mask, the insects were convinced that this catfishing scum gong was too ugly to show his face on the program, and that was why he wouldn’t take off his mask.
But later, when Qiao Xixue removed his mask and revealed his stunning, otherworldly beauty, one female insect guest couldn’t help thinking, “The marshal really didn’t lose out by dating someone this gorgeous, did she?”
Some bold souls went online, fighting to claim him: “How is Your Excellency a scumbag? If the marshal couldn’t keep Your Excellency’s heart, then it’s up to a young, strong guy like me to give him a home!”
At the time, Qiao Xixue had yet to clear his catfishing reputation. Still, when the marshal saw those comments, she darkened her expression and swiftly ordered her subordinates to purge the Star Network of content from people coveting Qiao Xixue, on the grounds that it was “an offense against a male insect.”
·Dating Show World 3:
[Playboy gong with a white moonlight in his heart & lovesick substitute shou]
“He had someone else in his heart. I was only a substitute for that person.”
Show crew: “If he wanted to get back together with you, would you turn him down?”
“What kind of question is that?” Jin Wuji looked shocked. “Of course I’d get back together with him! If I didn’t, wouldn’t I be pushing him into the arms of his white moonlight? Do I look that stupid to you?”
Hearing Jin Wuji’s answer, the show crew and netizens, who had been feeling sorry for him, were stunned. Was that really the clever thing to do?
·Please add this upcoming story to your favorites: After Binding to the Big Brother Tycoon System·
Just before graduation, Yan Ye suddenly discovered that he had been bound to a good big brother System that required him to look after his younger siblings.
Furious, Yan Ye demanded that the System get out of his body at once.
“Even if they’re an autistic but brilliant scientist, a volatile but peerless investment banker, and a cold-blooded but genius surgeon, so what? We’re not related, not even by blood! And even if they become big shots, that won’t happen for another twenty years!”
The System tried to tug at Yan Ye’s heartstrings. “Seeing how miserable and difficult their childhoods were, don’t you want to adopt them at all?”
Yan Ye: “...What makes you think I have the money or free time to raise so many kids? Open your eyes and look carefully. My wife and I are living in a story about people squeezed into a tiny rental!”
The System looked around at their cramped, stuffy surroundings, then said to Yan Ye, “What if I also gave you a tycoon System? Every bit of money you spend on the children would be returned tenfold immediately.”
Yan Ye put on a solemn expression. “What are you talking about? Just leave the job of raising my younger siblings to me! My wife and I love children. We even earned teaching certificates for elementary, middle, and high school while we were at university! We’ll take good care of these flowers of our motherland. When they grow up, they can devote themselves to building our country and making our nation shine!”
As for him and his wife, they’d better not burden the children. They’d just keep living honestly, waking up each day and enjoying life.
Seeing Yan Ye, who had been a gloomy, handsome guy just moments earlier, suddenly burst with enthusiasm, the System silently bound him to an additional tycoon cashback System.
A few notes for reading this story:
1. The original upcoming story used an insect-world premise. It’s been a long time, so I’ve changed it to the quick transmigration premise above. If that bothers you, feel free to remove it from your favorites.
2. I wanted both a reconciliation after a breakup and a dating show, with the melodramatic, old-school flavor I love, so I’m writing what I want to read. Everyone has their own taste, so please don’t read it if it’s not for you.
3. All worlds are fictional. The order of the worlds in this episodic story hasn’t been decided and may change as the main story develops. The final version of the blurb will depend on the story itself.
4. Readers who are extremely anti-shou or anti-gong may not enjoy this story. The shou and gong both hate and love each other intensely, so they will ultimately reconcile in every case.
5. Blurb screenshot dated May 10, 2023. Please don’t make baseless accusations of plagiarism. Report it directly to Jinjiang instead.
Theme: Love is the eternal theme of life
Although it looks good, it feels like my butt is on fire, and I am in a hurry 😂
Finished scattering flowers! But this chapter is too fast [covering face, laughing and crying]
This chapter seems to have brought up the outline
Why is there no extra episode, 555
It's over so quickly 😭 😭
"Although Judi Dan and Qiao Xuecai..." This is a big bug for the author~ Isn't Judith Dan the adoptive father of Josie Snow?
"For this reason, he asked for his..." This is a big bug for the author~ It should be Kedion
"Whether it's Qiao Xixue or Xionghuang's..." This is a big bug for the author~ Kedien
"Judi Dan" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~ The name is wrong, isn't Zhu a male worm?
"However, Judidan contacted the Star Thieves..." This is a big bug for the author~ This name doesn't match the previous one.