The Cannon Fodder Top Gets a Comment Feed [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb: Nian Wang works for the Angsty Novel Transmigration Bureau. Thanks to his 1.92-meter model physique and breathtakingly handsome face, he was assigned to the protagonist team to play the official top. But it wasn’t long before his sunny, cheerful personality proved too out of place for angsty stories, leaving him at the bottom of the performance rankings. He was banished to the minor-character team and put on a bare-bones allowance. As the protagonist team jeered, Nian Wang left in silence, dejectedly taking with him a useless System that could only show him comments. Original story one: Straight-laced gamer scum top X lovestruck sugar daddy bottom Nian Wang is the gloomy roommate of the straight top, and he’s always trying to seduce the generous sugar daddy the top met online. Comments: [With gameplay this awful, give it up already. You’d be better off taking a selfie for your sugar daddy!] Nian Wang takes the advice to heart, leaves the internet cafe, and heads to the gym. With a stream of freshly taken workout selfies, he hooks the looks-obsessed sugar daddy and leaves him lovestruck. Later, after a string of losses with his esports team, the straight top finally remembers how good the sugar daddy was and tries to get back together. The sugar daddy, who has long since become Nian Wang’s devoted admirer, is so scared he can barely speak. “Wangwang, believe me! You’ve always been the only one for me. He and I have nothing to do with each other!” Nian Wang leans against the wall and says nothing, only lowering his eyes to glance at the comments. Comments: [You broke up but didn’t block your ex? Punish him! Punish him until he never dares do it again.] A wooden ruler is kicked to the sugar daddy’s feet. He looks up trembling and sees Nian Wang putting on a pair of black leather gloves. Original story two: Flirtatious rich scum top X aloof top student bottom Nian Wang first meets the top student aboard his family’s luxury yacht. The rich top holds a glass of wine and asks Nian Wang to guess how much he paid to break the student’s spirit. Nian Wang casually names a sum: exactly the total market value of the rich top’s family business. The rich top’s hand starts to tremble. After a long pause, he finally laughs. “You’re giving him too much credit. He’s just a dirty little plaything, not worth that much. If you like him, you can borrow him for a couple of days, but you’d better return him in one piece, haha.” Comments: [Don’t bend for five measures of rice. Demand six!] Certain Nian Wang won’t want secondhand goods, the rich top leaves with the student, but not before picking a fight and slapping him. Nian Wang watches the red swelling begin to appear on the student’s face and, taking the comments’ advice, names a new price: a plot of land in the west of the city. Ten times the total market value of the rich top’s family business. The rich top is stunned. Later, the student graduates and returns, becoming a rising business star in Haicheng. He swallows up countless established companies and sends the entire rich family to prison. Just as everyone expects the student to turn on Nian Wang too, the student leans against his feet and says pitifully, “Big brother, I really didn’t drink yesterday. Smell my breath if you don’t believe me.” Nian Wang leisurely glances at the comments. Comments: [The little liar drank until he had gastric bleeding yesterday, then came to see you wearing foundation today. If he doesn’t learn his lesson now, what’s he going to be like later?] A belt drops to the floor. The student looks up happily, but all the color drains from his face when Nian Wang puts on a pair of black leather gloves. Original story three: Sanctimonious scum immortal top X cauldron bottom with a blood feud Nian Wang is an immortal sword cultivator who follows the Heartless Dao. The scum top destroys his cultivation using the cauldron bottom. Once the Heartless Dao is broken, Nian Wang can never cultivate again. The little cauldron, his face full of despair, kneels before Nian Wang and begs him to give him a way to live. Comments: [He can cultivate! Let him! He has a cauldron physique. If he reaches Golden Core, you can reach Foundation Establishment. If he reaches Spirit Transformation, you can reach Nascent Soul!] A thousand years later, the cauldron bottom massacres every great sect and forcibly takes the First Sword Immortal, who can no longer cultivate, as his Dao companion. Just as everyone expects Nian Wang to face a brutal revenge, the cauldron bottom obediently turns into a little fox and crawls into Nian Wang’s lap. “Husband, your cultivation hasn’t progressed in ages. How about tonight...” Nian Wang glances at the comments. Comments: [The little fox could have ascended ages ago. If he suppresses his cultivation any longer, his soul will scatter.] Nian Wang takes out a red-and-black wooden ruler and gently lays it on the chaise longue. The cauldron bottom: Whimper. A sunny, cheerful top who always takes advice X a bottom who is abused in body and soul in the original stories Top-focused, with the top and bottom doting on each other. Their personalities change a little in each world, but their kinks stay the same. The top and bottom are the same people throughout. The top quick transmigrates, while the bottom is split into fragments. Every world is one-on-one, with a sweet HE. [The first world is a little long. From the second world on, the story is mostly short, silly, brainless fluff. The author changed the overall tone once midway through, and some worlds were left out because the inspiration didn’t connect. The quick-transmigration section ends after three worlds, but the main plot is complete, so you can read without worry.] [Quick transmigration is really hard to write, sob. The author will try again next time.] Coming soon: *Faking It as a Scum Top, Then Getting an HE with My Husband*. Everyday comedy, with maximum mutual doting and tons of sweetness. I. I. In his previous life, Gu Mozheng spent his whole life playing the perfect gentleman. In the end, his life fell apart. His lover jumped to his death for a scumbag and left him behind. Reborn, Gu Mozheng stops pretending. His husband has unusual tastes and only likes scum tops? No problem. He guarantees he’ll be scummier, crueler, and better at psychological manipulation than any other scum top! II. In front of his friends, Gu Mozheng candidly admits: Yes, I like Feng Jing, the hot-tempered young master who’s 1.9 meters tall, built like a double-door refrigerator, and gets enough monthly pocket money to buy the school library. Gu Mozheng: And I’m the top. His friends are dumbfounded. “Are you crazy?” Gu Mozheng: “Of course I’m crazy. How else would I win Feng Jing over?” His friends: ... The goal is daunting, but his good friends still do their best to offer advice. Gu Mozheng gratefully takes notes on being a warm, caring man who’s always there and gives without asking for anything in return. Meanwhile, he sabotages Feng Jing’s plans, steals his prizes, and beats him in the student council election, showing off his true scum-top colors. His friends: ... III. Feng Jing had an easy life until Gu Mozheng came along and turned it upside down. Before meeting Gu Mozheng, Feng Jing played piano with almost bug-like talent, drank without getting drunk, used his extraordinary intelligence to pull pranks, and showed his worst temper to anyone who pursued him. After meeting Gu Mozheng, he could no longer play piano, dared not drink, used his talent for learning to cook, used his intelligence to figure out why Gu Mozheng was always getting sick, and lost all his other suitors. Feng Jing accepts all of this. After all, he’s Feng Jing, the generous, broad-minded sort who never makes a fuss over little things. When this generous, broad-minded, easygoing Feng Jing proposes to him, Gu Mozheng is deeply moved, but decisively refuses. Feng Jing: ... The pampered young master gives in again and again, compromising from rear entry to the lotus position. His throat is hoarse, his back is too sore to move, and he’s cried himself dry, but he still can’t convince his boyfriend to register their marriage. At long last, it isn’t Gu Mozheng who answers Feng Jing’s plea, but Heaven itself: Heaven restores Feng Jing’s memories of his previous life. Gu Mozheng, rambling as usual: Some people jump off buildings when their engagements are called off. I hope you’ll learn from that and not take love too seriously. Feng Jing is devastated. “But I didn’t jump off a building in my previous life. I fell by accident!” Gu Mozheng: “I don’t believe you.” Feng Jing: ... IV. As the most exceptional heir the Feng family has produced in a thousand years, Feng Jing instinctively knows how to look down on everyone from the moment he’s born. Everyone who pursues him is bound to be mocked and toyed with by the lackeys who follow him, until they finally give up and go home. At first, all the lackeys assume that Gu Mozheng is just the next plaything for their young master. But when everyone is drinking late into the night and the lackeys jokingly call Gu Mozheng to come pick Feng Jing up... The previously tipsy Feng Jing instantly sobers up and stumbles toward the door. “No, it’s going to rain. I have to go get him. He always gets sick when he gets wet!” The lackeys are baffled. “Boss, what does it matter to you if he gets sick?” Feng Jing says miserably, “It hurts when we have sex while he’s sick.” The lackeys: ????? A headstrong cat-training expert of a top, reborn and determined to have his way X a rich young master bottom who keeps trying to explain himself but can never make himself understood Main theme: Everyone is the protagonist of their own world