Synopsis:
A mad beauty, like a blood-red flower blooming in the depths of hell: exquisite, eerie, and bewitching.
Their love and hatred are both extreme, capable of enthralling people and destroying them. They are gifts from hell and calamities upon the human world.
And yet, people like them can truly fall in love. Is it good fortune or misfortune to be loved by them?
The "Mad Lover Taming Plan," the most difficult mission in history, was assigned to 996.
It sounds exhausting, but it's really just slacking off.
Although System 996 gave up, its Host was more than up to the task.
1. His White Moonlight Turns Out to Be the Eunuch in Power
[Laid-back Heir Jiang Huaizhou x Powerful Lu Yunu]
The famous heir of the King of Jiangdu, Jiang Huaizhou, was "invited" to the Director's residence as soon as he arrived in the capital.
When the young lord looked inside, a beauty was sitting on the edge of his bed, stroking his hair with jade-like fingers. A hibiscus face, foxlike eyes.
His slender frame seemed unable to carry the imposing air of his dragon robe. Instead, he looked somewhat sinister and frail, all skin and bones, with skin so unnaturally pale it was almost translucent. He had a thoroughly sickly air about him.
The beauty smiled softly. His eyes shimmered with a feverish, almost pathological fascination with Jiang Huaizhou.
"Jiang Lang, just stay by my side and behave. Power, money, status: all of it will be yours for the taking. You won't have to worry about a thing."
That very night, the young lord took this peony for himself.
System: This Host seems a bit too much of a flirt. He's been munching on a man-eating flower like it's a peony. There's no saving him. Next.
And then the mission succeeded.
2. An Alpha-Alpha Romance and a Domineering CEO's Forced Pursuit
[Cheerful and Optimistic Lu Xing x Brooding CEO Fu Boxin]
They met as boys. Fu Boxin was tormented by his Alpha physiology, suffered from severe mysophobia, and would throw up at the scent of pheromones. He seemed to radiate a clear message: stay away.
Gloomy. Cold. Hateful.
Yet when he looked up, his sharpness was impossible to miss.
In truth, Fu Boxin was an illegitimate child. When Lu Xing met him, everyone was ostracizing him, but Lu Xing went right over to him as if they were old pals.
At first, Lu Xing's friendliness was met with a cold shoulder. But he won Fu Boxin over through sheer enthusiasm, and it took him several years to warm him up and become his friend.
After college, Lu Xing was set up on a date with an Omega. By that night, he could barely remember how the date had gone.
But when he got home and opened the door, he saw Fu Boxin standing forlornly in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, smoking.
A single ember glowed in the darkness.
After finishing half a cigarette, Fu Boxin gave a desperate, bitter smile and looked at Lu Xing with stubborn resolve.
The next second, a kiss that tasted of smoke landed on the corner of Lu Xing's mouth.
In short, after his best friend kissed him by force and then confessed, Lu Xing was so shocked that all he could do was answer sincerely:
"A-Xin, we're both Alphas. This really can't work."
System: This Host seems a bit too dense. He hasn't noticed the wolfish ambition lurking beneath that sheepskin at all. There's no saving him. Next.
And then the mission succeeded again.
3. After His Half-Demon Junior Brother Becomes the Demon Lord
[Immortal Lord Duanming, Shen Yu x Demon Lord of Youdu, Xue Wang]
Shen Yu was born with exceptional talent. He joined Yunting Mountain, eventually becoming its sect leader.
Naturally cold and detached, he cultivated the merciless sword path. With his immortal sword, Sugu Xi, he cut down every injustice under heaven.
While at the outer disciples' quarters, he once casually rescued a mistreated half-demon.
The half-breed's body was covered in black scales, with a few on his pale face as well. After rescuing him, Shen Yu tore off a piece of his own immortal robe and gave it to the half-demon to hide his appearance.
Hundreds of years later, Shen Yu fought demons with his sword at the Demon-Suppressing Tower on the border. The tower collapsed, and Shen Yu disappeared.
In fact, the gravely wounded Shen Yu had been rescued by the Demon Lord of Youdu and taken to Youdu.
Xue Wang, the Demon Lord of Youdu, had vivid red markings on his body, skin as pale as snow in the underworld, and a pair of red eyes that glowed like ghost fire. He looked like a bewitching ghost struggling out of a damp abyss.
He had changed so much that Shen Yu genuinely didn't recognize him at first.
The Demon Lord said he was a furnace cauldron, and that dual cultivation with him could help Shen Yu recover.
Shen Yu had never even considered doing such a thing with a man, and rejected him outright. "Mind your words. I'll pretend I never heard that."
System: This Host cultivates the merciless sword path, huh? He's pretty committed to shutting his heart away. Could this really not end with both of them hurt...? Maybe next.
And then the mission succeeded yet again.
4. The Apocalypse + Beastfolk + Superpowers
[Snow Wolf Undercover Agent He Zhi x Disfigured Merman Lan Jin]
In the near future, human civilization collapsed in a global catastrophe and was rebuilt into a new order. Safe zones became the main form of human habitation.
For unknown reasons, life across the globe mutated. Some humans awakened with animal traits and became "extraordinary beings," forming a new social class and power structure.
One such extraordinary being, He Zhi, lost three years of his memory. He forgot he was an undercover agent, rose directly to second-in-command at the base, and managed to sleep with its leader: the White Orchid Tyrant, Lan Jin.
The White Orchid Tyrant lived up to his name. He wore a silver mask, ruled with an iron fist, and was domineering and forceful.
But there was something irresistibly seductive about the ruthless, mysterious air surrounding the White Orchid Tyrant.
He Zhi was completely bewitched, unable to think straight.
A comrade from the same unit patted He Zhi on the shoulder and said sympathetically, "The leader is so ruthless. You must have it rough!"
He Zhi only had eyes for his beloved. "Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's so hot!"
When they bathed together, He Zhi could touch his beloved's cool, smooth, slippery blue tail. It drove him wild with desire. Several times, his nosebleed just wouldn't stop, and he'd have to climb out halfway through the bath to stop it.
Young and passionate, with a lively sex life and plenty of good fortune, it all seemed wonderful.
But the problem was...
The undercover-agent bomb finally went off.
One second He Zhi was a happy second-in-command, and the next he was behind bars.
His super-hot beloved turned around and locked He Zhi in the holding cell.
Lan Jin climbed astride his waist, then slapped off his silver mask with his other hand.
Half his face was as handsome as a god's, the other half as hideous as a demon's. But his deep blue eyes were still breathtakingly beautiful, filled with anger and sorrow. His fingers tightened inch by inch, his nails almost sinking into He Zhi's Adam's apple.
He Zhi: Um, honey, could you loosen your grip a little? It's really too tight.
System: ...I've got nothing to say.
And then the mission succeeded once again.
5. I Used to Be the World's Worst Scumbag
[Ji You x Xie Wenxue]
According to the historical records, Xie Wenxue, a white-robed minister with extraordinary bearing and a mind almost demonic in its brilliance, was known as the Snow-Clad Gentleman. He was always by the emperor's side, yet was narrow-minded by nature and coveted the new emperor.
In the third year of Wuxuan, the new emperor, Ji You, planned to take a wife and rule in his own right. When Xie Wenxue heard the news, he vomited blood and withdrew from court for dozens of days.
On the day of the emperor's wedding, Xie Wenxue suddenly stormed the palace with a sword. After his failed coup, he was imprisoned in a dark cell and drank poison, dying at the age of twenty-seven.
That night, when the emperor heard the news, he threw his crown to the ground, called off the wedding and the feast, and sank into gloom. Before long, he too passed away.
That was the Xie Wenxue recorded in the history books.
Xie Wenxue was the prime minister and the emperor's teacher. He had done many world-shaking things, and was both capable and ruthless.
Unfortunately, after calculating every move in his life, Xie Wenxue ended up utterly undone by Ji You.
But his love was too heavy.
Ji You felt that Xie Wenxue's love was never a soft refuge, but an inescapable web.
His dragon robes had to be scented with a fragrance Xie Wenxue personally blended. His meals had to follow a menu Xie Wenxue laid out. Even the order in which he read memorials had to follow Xie Wenxue's arrangement. Needless to say, every palace attendant serving close to him had been personally selected by Xie Wenxue.
A month of it might have been bearable. Two months, perhaps. But it went on for years.
Ji You didn't know how to face Xie Wenxue.
Back then, he was young and hotheaded. After ascending the throne, he was the ruler of all under heaven, and he was deeply irritated by Xie Wenxue's overwhelming desire for control.
Ji You wanted freedom. He wanted power.
He didn't understand Xie Wenxue's love, and he couldn't bear it.
Not until Xie Wenxue died.
At last, the famed Imperial Tutor taught the young Ji You what it meant to cherish someone, and what it meant to regret.
Later, Ji You became 996. He saw every facet of the human world.
Finally, he regained his memories and returned to the past, to the day Xie Wenxue stormed the palace.
That day,
A figure dressed in snow-white knelt on the cold floor at the center of the hall.
His white clothes were stained with blood, like red plum blossoms on snow. He raised his head, revealing a handsome face as pale as paper.
At that moment, the beauty's features were sharp as blades. Blood seeped from his lips, and the eyes that should have been full of affection were now drenched in blood and tears as he stared fixedly at the emperor.
He and the emperor had once been entangled on the imperial bed, but now the emperor was making a grand spectacle of his wedding.
Kneeling beneath the hall, Xie Wenxue spoke in a hoarse voice, every word cutting to the bone.
"Your Majesty may hate me, but I... will never rest until one of us is dead."
Ji You thought, Good.
Tips: This work is not licensed to any pirate sites. We firmly oppose all forms of piracy. Piracy is illegal and infringes copyright. This is an [emotional] [seme-focused] story. Whether the characters are virgins and who spoils whom will depend entirely on [believable characterization]. I like writing [BL]; in love, all beings are equal. This story is entirely fictional and unrelated to reality, so please don't read it as a reflection of real life. The author's personal preferences lean toward [seme POV + hurt/comfort with redemption]. I will not write a [weak seme or feminized seme] of any kind. In the first arc, the shou is not a virgin and is a eunuch. Please be aware before reading.
Theme: Love isn't losing yourself and being destroyed. Love is a powerful process of renewal.
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In fact, I kind of want to see the pair of deputy CPs, Wei and Lin...
When I wanted to see Jiyou's hamster [spread his hands], it was so cute [spread his hands]
[Crying] [Crying] [Crying] Why hasn't there been any movement (rolling around)
It turns out it's not an if line in parallel time and space, it's just a golden dream [crying]
Madam, madam, I want a side story about Ji You and Wen Xue, is that okay? May I? [Orange heart][Orange heart]
Fox and cow! ! Yay! ! My favorite deputy cp is coming! ! ! I wonder what my wife would write! This pair is both cruel and delicious! When I turned around to leave, I thought the fox would be sad and angry, but there are fox friends here. When the matter is over, I will come to my wife to explain, but when I turn around, I find that my wife is gone? I couldn't believe that the fox was gone and I started searching frantically and finally found it. The fox didn't remember it, but the cow still remembered what he had done. I want them to pull hard but I think it's better to just give the young couple some sweets [crying]
Well written! ! ! I love you so much
Delicious [orange candy] is here. [Orange candy] is here.
This is really so bitter and cute. . How can I punish this great Shou Shou?
Vice CP extra ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Please write it down
In fact, I kind of want to see the pair of deputy CPs, Wei and Lin...
When I wanted to see Jiyou's hamster [spread his hands], it was so cute [spread his hands]
[Crying] [Crying] [Crying] Why hasn't there been any movement (rolling around)
It turns out it's not an if line in parallel time and space, it's just a golden dream [crying]
Madam, madam, I want a side story about Ji You and Wen Xue, is that okay? May I? [Orange heart][Orange heart]
Fox and cow! ! Yay! ! My favorite deputy cp is coming! ! ! I wonder what my wife would write! This pair is both cruel and delicious! When I turned around to leave, I thought the fox would be sad and angry, but there are fox friends here. When the matter is over, I will come to my wife to explain, but when I turn around, I find that my wife is gone? I couldn't believe that the fox was gone and I started searching frantically and finally found it. The fox didn't remember it, but the cow still remembered what he had done. I want them to pull hard but I think it's better to just give the young couple some sweets [crying]
Well written! ! ! I love you so much
Delicious [orange candy] is here. [Orange candy] is here.
This is really so bitter and cute. . How can I punish this great Shou Shou?