After Everyone in the Immortal Sect Heard the Undercover Agent's Thoughts, He Became Their Beloved

Please add my related story, After My Inner Thoughts Were Exposed at an Elite Boys’ School, I Became Everyone’s Favorite, to your reading list. Surely you want a fluffy story about an elite boys’ school where the protagonist is adored by everyone! No angst, just lighthearted everyday life. I. Nan Wang transmigrated into a book and became a menial disciple at Qingyun Sect, an immortal sect. But his true identity was a spy from the demonic cult, and his mission was to get close to the immortal sect’s senior brother and steal an important cultivation manual. He’d spent decades undercover, but most days he was either sweeping, mopping, or growing vegetables and feeding bunnies... Forget the senior brother, he hadn’t even seen a single inner disciple. Just when Nan Wang thought he’d never complete his mission in his whole life, the disciple in charge of cleaning the main hall ran into trouble, and Nan Wang was sent to fill in. It happened to be the start of the main plot. While out on an adventure, the senior brother had a chance encounter with a mortal woman. They accidentally conceived a child, and he insisted on bringing her into the sect, despite everyone’s objections. Nan Wang thought: [Oh, here she is. This must be the heroine, a nine-tailed cat demon disguised as a mortal, who will slaughter all 1,400 people in the sect one day.] The senior brother, about to receive the disciplinary whip: What? The senior sister, about to swing the disciplinary whip: Wait, what? The second and third senior brothers and the fifth junior sister, who were kneeling and pleading on the senior brother’s behalf, all raised their heads. Nan Wang thought again: [The senior brother really is worthy of his Buddha-bone spiritual physique. He’s so pure. He actually thinks you can get pregnant just by spending a night in the same bed. He’s even more clueless than a little kid. Tsk, tsk.] Senior brother: ... Everyone looked at the senior brother, their confusion and anger giving way to sympathy and pity. Even the immortal lord, with black hair and white robes like falling snow, seated high above them, pressed his forehead and parted his thin lips to utter two words: “Absurd.” II. Although Nan Wang was only a lowly menial disciple, somehow he always happened to be present at every major turning point in the main plot. When the senior sister was about to break up her younger sister and a rogue cultivator: Nan Wang thought: [The senior sister is a really good person, but she doesn’t know that the younger sister she’s trying so hard to protect is jealous of her. She secretly put a curse on the senior sister’s life-bound sword, causing her to succumb to inner demons and lose the ability to cultivate forever. Come to think of it, the curse is already on the sword, isn’t it?] The senior sister, who had been about to throw the rogue cultivator out, changed her expression and personally placed her younger sister in his arms. “Hurry, run away together and get far away from this heartless, unjust sect. Never come back!” When the second senior brother was about to betray the sect to repay a debt of gratitude: Nan Wang thought: [What a shame. The second senior brother’s been tricked. His supposed savior isn’t the villain at all.] The second senior brother, who should have fallen into demonic cultivation and died a tragic death, attained enlightenment on the spot, severed his worldly ties, and cast off his inner demons. He turned his doomed fate, one that should have ended in death, into a broad path to greatness. When the third senior brother went to a secret realm to find an unrivaled formation: Nan Wang thought: [This is the secret realm where the third senior brother dies.] The third senior brother quietly switched to another secret realm. When the fifth junior sister was rejected by an elder of the sect after failing to craft a magic artifact: Nan Wang thought: [The junior sister is talented at artifact crafting, but the elder of the Artifact Sect fears her talent and worries she’ll threaten his position. He gave her the wrong quenching method. What a lowlife.] The usually timid fifth junior sister publicly swore a life-or-death pact and challenged the elder, becoming the youngest head of the Artifact Sect in the history of the immortal sects. III. Somehow, Nan Wang rose from menial disciple to outer disciple, then from outer disciple to inner disciple, and became everyone’s darling. The senior brother gave him rare treasures, the senior sister gave him cultivation manuals and sword techniques, he could eat the second senior brother’s pills whenever he wanted, he played with the third senior brother’s formations like they were mazes, and the fifth junior sister had made so many spirit artifacts for him that his room was overflowing. However, cultivating immortality really did require talent. Nan Wang worked diligently for several years, yet still only managed to reach the Qi Refining stage. Nan Wang thought: [Waaah, I’m such a failure. When my identity as a spy is exposed, I won’t even be able to run away.] Everyone: ...Is it possible that we’ve known for ages? Later, Nan Wang’s identity as a spy from the demonic race was exposed, and he stretched out his neck to be executed. The senior sister slowly drew her sword. “Whoever dares touch him will have to step over my dead body first.” The senior brother summoned twelve Buddha bones. “I don’t wish to kill, but that doesn’t mean I can’t.” The second senior brother, who was both immortal and demonic, looked around with bloodshot eyes. “The immortal sect and the demonic cult come from the same source.” The others also took up their weapons, protecting Nan Wang in front of the many immortal sects. Nan Wang: ??? A favored seme with a golden finger that lets people hear his inner thoughts X a cold, beautiful, rabbit-like uke who outsmarts even heaven itself Seme POV story. Nan Wang is the seme, and our seme darling will rise to power later on. Completed seme POV stories in my collection: The Seme Who Took Down His Wealthy Ex-Boyfriend’s Dad, The Zerg Scum Seme Spoils His Wife Online Pre-release story The Zerg Scum Seme, But He’s a Hopeless Romantic. Visit the author’s collection to read more. Here’s the blurb: I. After transmigrating into a book, Lang Yan was ordered by the System to play the role of a “scum seme” convincingly. Lang Yan, who had read widely since childhood, thought playing a “scum seme” would be effortless. He guaranteed he’d complete the mission with ease. Facing his female lord, who had blankly signed the divorce papers Lang Yan tore up the papers and confidently delivered the most iconic scum-seme line of the 21st century: “I’m not divorcing you. Life is stressful enough these days. You sit at home all day and overthink everything, so why not get a job? It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t pay much. I’ll support you.” Female lord: ? Facing his female lord, who had spilled a glass of water and was kneeling to beg for punishment Lang Yan casually tossed away the whip and coolly recited a line he’d learned from the System’s reading list the night before: “Don’t try to act pitiful with me. You spilled the water, so clean it up yourself. I’m not doing it for you.” Female lord: ... II. Lang Yan’s path to playing a scum seme was full of difficulties. The heartbreak score displayed by the System wouldn’t go up at all, and sometimes it even went down. After careful analysis, he decided the problem had to be his identity. He had transmigrated to a planet of zerg, where the ratio of females to males was a thousand to one. His identity was that of a highly respected male zerg. A highly respected male zerg couldn’t find a job and had to rely on a female zerg to support him. How could that be allowed? He was supposed to be a scum seme! Could a scum seme without financial power even be called a scum seme? He’d just be a useless freeloader! How could he manipulate anyone without the confidence money gave him? To make money, Lang Yan started writing new endings for all sorts of unfinished novels online. Maybe it was because playing a scum seme in his everyday life was so exhausting that, when writing his continuations, Lang Yan completely let loose and revealed his true feelings, turning every scummy male zerg in the original stories into a hopeless romantic. What about abusing his wife and child, and a tragic romance? Change it so the protagonist gets cancer and loses his mind, then recovers one day and turns over a new leaf, pampering his wife and child to the skies! What about having lovers on the side while keeping his wife at home? Change it so the uke has multiple personalities, and the seme has always loved the same zerg. What about the crown prince seme making the uke spend several years in prison, then beating him every day? There’s no way to fix that. Get out of here, now! The next one will be better behaved. What, you want to know who the next one is? That one, yes, exactly, the Emperor of the Zerg! Set the protagonist up with the Emperor! Just as Lang Yan became the most mysterious and popular author on the entire planet of zerg by writing new endings for unfinished novels, he was arrested by the military. His crime was insulting male zerg and the royal family. III. Rong Yan’s life was just like his name: first glory, then nightmare. He had earned a high rank and many honors, yet landed in prison for harming a male zerg. To stay alive, he was forced to give away his entire fortune and pledge himself to Lang Yan, the former crown prince, who had been abandoned by the royal family and was infamous across the planet of zerg for his brutality. He’d thought his life as a zerg would end in darkness, but one day his male lord suddenly... went crazy. Not only did he stop threatening him with divorce whenever he was displeased, he even agreed to let him return to his former position and keep working. When Rong Yan got home from work at night, there was a delicious meal waiting for him, cooked by his male lord. ...And it tasted better than his own cooking. This bizarre life went on until one day, Rong Yan noticed that his male lord seemed to be writing a novel on his personal terminal. Unable to resist his curiosity, Rong Yan sneaked a glance. His male lord was replying to a reader’s comment with a serious expression: The crown prince is a total loser. He’s good for nothing but full of himself, and takes out his frustrations on his own family every day. He’s useless. The general doesn’t love him at all, just treats him like a massage chair. The general’s true love is the Emperor, and soon he’ll kick that useless crown prince to the curb and run into the Emperor’s arms. Rong Yan: ... Insect God, please protect us. I hope you’ll let my male lord remember that he’s the crown prince, even when he’s acting crazy. And if you can protect us a little more, please let him remember that his father is the Emperor. IV. Rong Yan received orders to arrest an author named “Moonfire.” “Moonfire” didn’t just openly smear the royal family and the military in his writing. He also used it to slip in his own views, writing things like, “This system of male superiority and female inferiority on the planet of zerg is hopelessly backward. It’s long overdue for a change!” But “Moonfire” had already become far more famous than the royal family had anticipated, and had even rallied a force for regime change through his writing. As soon as the arrest warrant was issued, several military districts rose in rebellion, and countless single female zerg called themselves “Moonfire’s disciples,” armed themselves, and came to rescue their god. Soon, on opposite sides of a barred window, Lang Yan, full of righteous indignation and declaring, “In thirty years, I’ll still be a hero,” and his own general female lord, whose expression was complicated, met each other’s eyes. Lang Yan: ... Rong Yan: ... A goofy, hopelessly romantic seme who transmigrates into a book X a once beautiful and tragic uke who becomes the number-one hater while chasing the story Theme: The darker the world around you, the more you must pursue the light