The Zerg Scumbag Spoils His Wife Online

[Top's POV, sweet slice-of-life] Synopsis 1 Siyan, an S-rank interstellar mercenary, has an accident during a mission and passes through a space-time rift to an unknown planet. Seriously wounded, Siyan can't even take down a lowly entertainment streamer and almost gets killed by him instead. Siyan: Just get it over with and stab me. Male insect streamer: I don't need you to tell me to... Wait, why do you look kind of like a male insect? And an underage kid, at that? Livestream viewers: What the hell is going on? Male insect streamer: I have no idea! This kid just suddenly charged at me with a knife... Livestream viewers: This is obviously a game for male insect kids. Can't you pretend to get stabbed and die? Male insect streamer: Uh... Livestream viewers: Hurry up! Can't you see the kid's about to cry?! The male insect streamer hurriedly put the knife back in Siyan's hand, then lay down on the spot and pretended to be dead. Livestream viewers: Don't cry, little one. Look, he's dead! Siyan: ??? Synopsis 2 According to incomplete statistics, female insects' housekeeping skills skyrocket after marriage. Ye Juan had always believed this without question. But after becoming Siyan's female spouse, not only did his housekeeping skills fail to improve, even his intelligence took a nosedive. All he did day in and day out was beam with happiness like a fool. In the end, even their own little one couldn't bear it and said helplessly, "Female Father, please get a grip." "A snack?" Ye Juan leaned over. "What kind? I don't mind, anything's fine." Little one: "..." The little one ran to Siyan to complain. Siyan patted his head and said, "You're a big kid now. Don't take your female father's foolishness to heart. By the way, did he say what kind of snack he wanted?" Little one: "..." Does that even make sense?! Synopsis 3 Siyan has always supported his streamer female spouse's career, so he often makes guest appearances in his livestreams, playing himself. Unfortunately, the viewers always think the two of them are acting. "Your male spouse is so fake. Is he an actor?" "There's no such thing as a male spouse this perfect, who can host guests and cook, and is an S-rank to boot. Even in my dreams, I wouldn't dare make that up." "This looks like fraud. Reported." To prove he was genuine, Siyan had no choice but to spoil his female spouse even more. In the end, he not only turned Ye Juan from a no-name entertainment streamer into the top relationship streamer, he also invented a unique mental-strength potion, completely breaking female insects' physiological dependence on male insects and bringing an end to the male-dominant culture that had lasted for three thousand years. The viewers were so overwhelmed by all the public displays of affection that they lost their minds. A few personal worldbuilding notes: 1. Adult female and male insects are the same size. 2. Male insects are treated like children until adulthood. They become adults between the ages of 26 and 55, at an unspecified point in that period. Female insects become adults at 18. A reliable, principled, and exceptionally powerful top x a beautiful streamer bottom who is raising a child alone (not his biological child) One-on-one, top's POV, extra doting top A lighthearted slice-of-life story. I'll try to update daily, sometime between 6 p.m. and midnight. A little one will appear, but he is not the top. An upcoming insect-clan novel, Scum Top of the Insect Clan, but a Hopeless Romantic. Add it to your collection if you're interested. I should start it sometime this year. Theme: Even when life doesn't go your way, keep loving life and hold on to that love. May hope always be with you.