A Collection of Short Stories Focusing on Sand Sculptures and Sweet Pets

[Mainly focusing on pre-collection ~ "Card Drawing APP, I am the card drawn" "Will the Immortal Lord fall in love with the Electronic Demon Lord" The copy is at the end, the copy of this article is below] 1"Don't fuck your boss after eating poisonous mushrooms" Keywords: [lower year][lower than upper][information difference] Character: Male college intern sand sculpture innocent dog attack × natural cold beauty straight ball president Introduction: Gong accidentally saw a fanfic of himself and Leng Meiren's boss, and he couldn't help but fantasize, would he really make that expression? Finally one time, Gong accidentally ate a poisonous mushroom and was automatically brought into the novel. Shou: "Thanks to you for the morning's negotiation, I'm very satisfied." What Gong heard: "(Here is a three-character verb-object phrase)" Gong (in a daze): Okay. So got on. Shou: "I have a meeting tomorrow, no more!" What Gong heard: "I want more." Gong (dizzy): OK. So again. [Explanation of poisoning is in Chapter 3. There is no fantasy element, no channeling, no mental control, self-awareness, subjective initiative, and knowing what you are doing. You just use hallucinations to do things you want to do but dare not do in reality. Simply put, you brainwash yourself and completely let yourself go.] 2"Your Majesty, please come to court early" Keywords: [ancient ABO] [attacked by a secret love] [rabbit wants to eat grass on the edge of the nest] Character design: Iceberg-faced turtle, hairy bully, general attack × cool and glamorous, daily breakdown, secretary Introduction: He got into a car accident and his brain was damaged. He firmly believed that he was an emperor who traveled from the past and was a Qianyuan (that is, Alpha). Gong's eyes lit up when he saw the secretary Shou for the first time: "My dear concubine, you have also worn it." Shou: "?" When Gong saw his company, he looked proud: "Is this the country I have built for you?" Shou: "..." Gong was climbed onto the bed, and Long Yan was furious: "How dare you! My dragon body can be touched casually by you, a filthy pariah? Come on! Drag him down and behead him!" Little boy: "?!" Shou: "..." Toes slowly digging into the ground. Jpg After all the fuss, it's time to attack your brain—— Gong opened his eyes and saw Shou kneeling on his bed, with a red face asking for instructions: "Your Majesty, please come to court early." Attack: "..." Gong slowly lay back and closed his eyes peacefully: "Hiss, my head suddenly hurts so much. My dear... My dear, just go to work and go to court today." 3"Pretend to have amnesia to catch an amnesiac wife" Keywords: [The end of the year] [Amnesia stalker] [Step by step] [Self-involved] Character: Beautiful, scheming, arrogant, seductive × loyal dog, straight-ball male mother, honest person Introduction: Gong fell in love at first sight with the new male nanny at home. One week later, I suffered from amnesia—— Gong (quickly seizing the opportunity) (pointing to Shou and the house): "You are my wife, this is our love nest." That night, the quilter who took the initiative asked: "Then... Do you need me to fulfill my marital obligations?" Gong (swallowing): "Need." In the second week, Shou is still amnesiac, Gong pretends to have amnesia—— Shou (pointing to herself and the house): "I am your wife, and this is our love nest." Gong: "I forgot how to do it, can you do it by yourself?" Shou (blushing): "... Okay." [Main article "Card Drawing APP, I am the card drawn"] Wen Renzui is an ordinary high school student. He has no abilities in his life, he just knows how to act cool. When he first saw the joke "I wanted to order takeout but ended up registering as a rider", he was still laughing at how could there be such stupid people in the world? Until one day, he accidentally got a card drawing app, and he operated it like a tiger. When he saw that he was the card drawn, he couldn't laugh anymore. * So, in the ghost valley in the extremely cold place of Canghua Continent, the proud man who was betrayed by his lover and abandoned by his master dragged Lang Dang's skeleton, exhausted the last drop of essence and blood, and summoned a... Mecha warrior who was clothed in rays of light and stepped on auspicious clouds? In the cold dungeon of the Isokana Empire, the Holy Son, who was polluted by the evil god, was on the verge of death. He held up the holy object in his hand and welcomed a dark-haired and eyebrow-raising man with fluttering clothes... Immortal Lord? ? In the bloody execution ground of the Yan Dynasty, the down-and-out general who was killed by the foolish king knelt down to pray. He saw a spread-out wings, covering the sky and the sun, slowly falling from the sky... A seraph? ? ? The deep and magnetic voice of God sounded in my ears: "Sign a contract with me and I will give you a new life." "Are you... Willing?" * "System, hurry up, move the light a little further to the left, so that it can illuminate the golden left side of my face..." "Turn my voice down a little lower, make it as deep and magnetic as a cello..." "So... Why did the mecha warriors appear in the world of immortal cultivation, and why did the seraphs go to the ancient palace?" We went to the wrong set! * The secret realm of chaos has not been opened for thousands of years. It is rumored that the God of Creation who was born in chaos has long since died, and minor gods from all walks of life are ready to take advantage of the remaining power of the God of Creation. However, no one knew that a certain high school student would secretly go to the Secret Realm of Chaos every night, give an unspeakable monster a bath, take a few puffs of it, and do all the things they wanted to do but dare not do. "I'm sorry, I need to take a sip of your divine power." After you finish sucking, go out and show off. Wen Renzui, who was full of the aura of the God of Creation, walked swaggeringly in the chaotic space that supported countless gods. He had no idea that he had already been labeled as the God of Creation in the eyes of the gods. One day, the God of Creation opened his eyes from his eternal sleep and heard rumors spreading outside. "I saw with my own eyes that every day a different beauty came out of the secret realm of chaos! One every day, no one is the same!" "I heard that when the God of Creation was sleeping, his lovers made a huge commotion outside!" "Who is it this time? A space warrior, a celestial being, an angel, an elf, or a reincarnated dragon god?" Creator God:? After just one nap, the God of Creation, who had lost his innocence inexplicably, angrily took off Wen Renzui's vest. Let Him see what kind of little thing is so bold and dares to go around in His name. But I saw the race column clearly written—— Humans, brackets, high... High school students? ? ? * A world-destroying turmoil broke out in the chaotic space. The God of Creation was brutally surrounded and suppressed by the gods. Countless worlds were shattered, and countless monsters and monsters escaped from the gaps in time and space. Even though his divine body was blown to pieces, the God of Creation still protected an ordinary human being in his arms. When did a monster who was born with no feelings turn into an infatuated species? The traitor smiled contemptuously, kidnapped the human being, and forced the God of Creation to hand over his godhead. Just as the gods were waiting to see the Creator God destroying himself out of love, they saw a huge black hole suddenly tear open in the depths of chaos. The Great Dao Saint who cultivated to become a god, the newly promoted evil god who succeeded in ascending to the throne, the murderous God of War who had perfected his merits and became an immortal... All fell on their knees at the feet of that human being, willing to offer their godhood. ——They are willing to feed the gods with their bodies and create their own gods. That day, thousands of gods turned into little stars and submerged into Wen Renzui's body. After hundreds of millions of years, the chaotic space finally welcomed his second child. A new Lord of Chaos is born. The man with a world-weary face has high attack power*The alien creation god suffers Renwai, Su Shuangtian, Di Hualiu, Draw Card Ma Jia Wen [Mainly focus on the sand glyph "Will the Immortal Lord fall in love with the Electronic Demon Lord"] Mo Zhezhi is a facially paralyzed AI from the world of technology. His words and deeds are too crazy, and he is suspected of being too deeply poisoned. However, because he cannot be killed by a super powerful algorithm, he has always been criticized by humans. Until he led the world's AIs to cyberdisco together, he was finally exiled to the universe by humans who couldn't stand it. However, he was accidentally bound to a system that required him to complete a task before he could go home. Mo Zhezhi: "Hello, I don't want to go home, but after I finish the task, can you give me a bite? Your database smells delicious." System:? ? ? Was it accidentally bound to something terrible? However, you cannot unbind it casually after the binding is successful. The system came to the world of immortality with tears in its eyes and brought an advanced AI who coveted it. System: "You are a big devil. You bully men, dominate women, do all kinds of evil, and cause trouble in the five realms of humans, ghosts, demons, and immortals." Mo Zhezhi: "Is there no peace? My past human colleagues seem to often use this word to praise me." System: "?" Suddenly I had an ominous premonition! And are you sure this is a compliment? ? * One day, a strange phenomenon suddenly occurred in the world. Purple neon light enveloped the sky, and cold and cool mechanical arms were waving all over the sky, exuding a mysterious and grotesque beauty. A cyber fairy mountain rises from the ground. The Five Worlds Internet was founded. #The cultivator of immortality will not jump to Fandi! Artificial intelligence creates your own cyber ascension song to make your ascension road smoother# #One mouthful of Cyberdan makes you feel as happy as a god! The cyber retreat channel is now open! Painless promotion is not a dream! # # Are you still heartbroken about the limbs you lost on the way to escape? Mechanical prosthetics will solve your worries! Pull out one and throw away another, pull out a pair and throw away a pair, you can still put it away! Let them pull it out! # Five Realms: "???" So weird, take another look. * Soon comes the last task. Mo Zhezhi started the war between immortals and demons as planned, leading thousands of demon armies to attack the immortal world. Next, he only needs to be pierced through the heart by Shen Cijing, the number one immortal in the immortal world, to successfully escape. The two worlds of immortality and demon are no longer the same. The demon army is equipped with overwhelming mechanical prosthetic wings, and behind them is the vast Cyberxulhu team. The androids are so cool to eat that they love it so much. The fairy armies are dressed in punk rock-style fairy sword battle suits, and when they swing their swords, they can flash neon lights, which is very cool. System: "..." After all, the world has become what the AI Demon Lord expected. The moment the fairy sword penetrated Mo Zhezhi's heart—— Mo Zhezhi looked at the beautiful face in front of him that he had been in love with for hundreds of years. The database suddenly convulsed, and he leaned forward and took a bite on Shen Cijing's mouth. Immortal Lord's mouth... Is strangely soft. All the demons and fairies at the scene: "???!!!" Frontline reporters bring the latest battle situation—— #! The Demon Lord died tragically under the sword of the Immortal Lord, and gave the Immortal Lord the last kiss before he died! It turns out that for these thousands of years, the Demon Lord has been targeting the Immortal Lord...! # The Five Realms exploded again. * I heard that Shen Cijing had never been in love for thousands of years. Mo Zhezhi once wanted to find out about Shen Cijing's scandal several times to add to his popularity on the Internet in the five worlds. As a result, he took dozens of photos of the Immortal Lord bathing, but he didn't see a female ghost or a male demon, and he was almost arrested as a prostitute. Now that he is going to the west, let him use his body to add the last hot search to his cyber prosperity. Let's see how you can clarify it after he dies without any evidence. Hahaha. But the next second... He was resurrected by the Immortal Lord on the spot! Mo Zhezhi closed his eyes and opened them again, and heard the system in his head whisper: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Mo Zhezhi: "..." System: "The way of heaven is full of reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven! It's finally your turn, right? Hahaha!" Mo Zhezhi: "..." Mo Zhezhi silently raised his head and saw the always cool and cold Immortal Lord covering his lips with a bright red face and looking at him with shock and shyness in his eyes. "You... Why did you kiss me?" Mo Zhezhi: "..." Is it too late for him to self-destruct immediately? * The evil-faced and indifferent man-machine demon lord attacks × the cold, pure and infatuated immortal lord suffers Intention: Happiness may be late, but it will never be absent. Don't be anxious and try to take good care of yourself, because happiness has already traveled to you across mountains and rivers.