Because classmate Ye likes pink, I shamelessly changed my shirt to pink so that classmate Ye can see me at a glance in the crowd.
Tenderness, delicateness, inferiority complex × cheerful, sunny and coquettish attack
First person main subject, 1v1 double cleansing, sweet and sour HE
[Pre-receipt ~ The third-person sand sculpture sweet pet article "My mental state is very good"]
Lin Qingyao woke up.
It turns out that he is the cannon fodder of a bloody Marissa novel.
It is a love-loving brain-licking dog who is unable to fall in love with the protagonist. It is a mobile blood bank and a petri dish for humanoid organs that the protagonist loves.
In the end, he was tricked by the scumbag into going to the operating table, where he died to change Bai Yueguang's heart.
Lin Qingyao after awakening:
I want to kill everyone equally :)
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Scumbag mother: "This is one million, leave my son!"
Lin Qingyao: "Is your son worth this little money? Ten million! Don't let me look down on you!"
…
Lin Qingyao and the scumbag went to the airport to pick up Bai Yueguang to return home.
Lin Qingyao pushed the scumbag away, hugged Bai Yueguang, gently raised his chin, and whispered:
"Baby, long time no see, you are still so cute."
Bai Yueguang stared at Lin Qingyao's charming smile and slowly blushed.
Scumbag: "???"
…
Stepmother: "Your brother wants to audition for this role, but you don't have any acting skills anyway, so let him do it."
Lin Qingyao threw the rice in her stepmother's face on the spot.
Before her stepmother could get mad, Lin Qingyao lay down directly on the ground.
(Grabs the younger brother's ankles) (Years) (Screams) (Crawls darkly) (Climbs onto the younger brother) (Grabs a handful of rice from the ground and stuffs it into the younger brother's mouth)
"I know my acting skills are terrible. I've worked hard. Why do you still laugh at me? Why don't you give me a chance? Why ahhhh-"
The whole family was frightened and thought he was possessed by evil spirits, so they packed him up and threw him out overnight.
Lin Qingyao regained his freedom: Plan √
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Lin Qingyao finished creating a wealthy family and continued to create the entertainment industry.
The investors made unspoken rules, so Lin Qingyao called fifty big men on the spot to live stream the flower handshakes to the investors.
When Xiaohua was being made things difficult by her seniors, Lin Qingyao grabbed the bugs in the box and threw them in everyone's face while running around the stage.
The director team abused small animals. Lin Qingyao turned into a monkey and grabbed vines to swing around, kicking everyone into the water.
How can a person not be crazy?
# Mental state is playing me# became a hot search topic.
Lin Qingyao became famous overnight.
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On this day, the little sister sent Lin Qingyao a photo of a handsome guy.
Lin Qingyao prprpr, immediately posted on Weibo.
Lin Qingyao V: [Photo. Jpg] (Husband is so handsome) (Shasha) (Come to my bed) (Face me)
Five minutes later, the company boss forwarded this Weibo——
Lu Yanting V: I'm at your door, please open the door [shy]
The whole network exploded.
Lin Qingyao:? ? ? ? ?
Oops, he accidentally took it off while playing, why didn't anyone tell him that he was the boss of their company!
The scumbag's eyes were so jealous that he sent a private message to Lu Yanting on his trumpet——
Not only can he crawl darkly and roar in a twisted manner, he can even turn into a monkey and wreak havoc around him! Are you blind if you are just crazy and crazy?
Lu Yanting: So cute
Scumbag:?
Lu Yanting: Love it, love it
Scumbag: vomiting blood. Jpg
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Face slap theater:
Scumbag: Is Qingyao willing to donate his heart today?
Butler: No, but Mr. Bai is on his way here with a knife, saying that he will cut your heart and give it to Mr. Lin.
Scumbag:? ? ?
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Love Little Theater:
When I woke up in the morning, my husband was not in bed.
Lin Qingyao: Who stole my husband (running around) Who (looking up to the sky and screaming) Did you steal my husband (grabbing the butler by the collar) Tell me, is it you (the butler is submissive) (staring fiercely) What? Not you? (Very confused) Who stole my husband? Who is it? (Continues to run) (Hit his head against a wall——) (His lips are kissed) (Cuts to a halt)
Lu Yanting gently held Lin Qingyao's waist and smoothed his messy hair:
"Be good, don't run away, you'll scare the housekeeper."
Lin Qingyao behaved for a second.
(Look left and right) (No one is there) (Sneak a quick kiss on husband's mouth) (Want to run away) (Caught back by husband and kisses her forcefully) (Blushing) (Ashamed)
Butler: I don't even dare to play. Jpg
I'm just a member of your play team.
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Let yourself be free and be happy. The biggest little sun dog Shou × Gentle pampering filter 800 meters thick. I think Shou is so cute even when crawling in the dark.
1V1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE
Purpose: Everyone has the right to pursue happiness. Have the courage to try. Everything is possible.
Reader comments
Dad, I read your article when I was about to graduate from junior high school. Now that I am going to college, I really miss this work. Even if I don't write anymore, can I be safe?
It's hilarious. Now I am deeply disgusted by the words used to curse mothers, women and sexual slurs.
"Straight Man"
Sharpening the knife to the pigs and sheep (smiling face)
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Do you like stories about your parents' generation?
Dad, I read your article when I was about to graduate from junior high school. Now that I am going to college, I really miss this work. Even if I don't write anymore, can I be safe?
It's hilarious. Now I am deeply disgusted by the words used to curse mothers, women and sexual slurs.
"Straight Man"
Sharpening the knife to the pigs and sheep (smiling face)
[Purple Sugar] kswl looks good, looking forward to it
Very nice! I like woo woo woo very much
Do you like stories about your parents' generation?