[One Piece] What Are the Chances of Dating the Rubber Man?

The main story is told in third person.*

I am a Soul Collector from the Sacred Continent.

During a battle, I was swept up in a turbulent current and ended up here.

Then some idiot in a straw hat somehow tricked me into becoming a pirate.

Going from a rescuer to a scumbag pirate is quite a leap, but that's beside the point. The important thing is that I fell in love with my captain, Luffy.

You'd think a romance between a superior and subordinate would be full of sexual tension and growing intimacy. Unfortunately, my captain is a childish guy whose mind is filled with nothing but meat and becoming the Pirate King.

Falling for this guy was my undoing.

I planned to bury my feelings deep in my heart, but his crewmates shoved Luffy forward to confess to me.

Faced with this idiot saying, "I like you," I decided to mess with him and see if he meant it.

But when I said, "Oh, even if you say that, you still won't get any of my meat today," my captain replied with a miserable look, "Aw, then I don't want to like you anymore."

Crack. That was the sound of my girlish heart breaking.

Ha. I knew it.

The word "love" doesn't exist in this guy's dictionary!

The female lead comes from the manga Soul Land.

OOC, OOC. If Luffy didn't act out of character, I honestly couldn't imagine how he'd fall in love.

A sweet little story.

Theme: Love between two idiots