Joining a Dating Reality Show with My Superstar Ex-Husband

An extremely possessive, jealous, sharp-tongued top who refuses to admit his feelings x a gorgeous bottom who loves him to bits without realizing it. The novel is complete, pure sweetness with no angst. Thank you all for supporting the official version. A quick mention of my ongoing novel, Immortal Venerable Was Better Than I Thought When I Was Young. Its blurb follows this novel's blurb. Blurb: Lin Fengming and Yan Yun married young. One is a university professor who speaks only when necessary and is as cool as the moon in the sky; the other is a globally renowned superstar who relies on his good looks and acting skills, and so gives everyone a sour look. In bed, they are the perfect partners. Out of bed, they argue so fiercely you'd think they wanted to tear the roof off. Yet all their friends insist they are made for each other. Hearing this, they both scoff in unison. “Made for each other? Me and him?” As if trying to tear the words “made for each other” right off themselves, they didn't even hold a wedding when they married. When they divorced, though, they couldn't wait to proclaim it to the whole world, and only stopped short of pinning the news to the top of their social media feeds. But the comments didn't take it seriously at all: “Oh, you really divorced? I'll bet a hundred that you'll remarry within a year.” “Think bigger. Six months.” “Marriage is the grave of love, so you two are planning to go back to being passionately in love, right? Honestly, you guys are so sweet I'm crying.” “I'd sooner believe I'm Qin Shi Huang than believe those two actually split up.” “If you remarry, does that count as your second marriage or your first? Do we have to bring a wedding gift?” In fact, the two of them couldn't sleep that night after picking up their divorce papers. When they met again, it was on a romance reality show with a suspenseful twist. There are four couples on the show, and only one is already divorced. Lin Fengming and Yan Yun's task is to pretend to be a real married couple and make sure the audience doesn't find out. Before joining the show, they stubbornly declared in public that they would just go through the motions. The online commenters, meanwhile, said: “We've never seen Movie Emperor Yan post a picture of his wife, even though they've been married so long. She must be nothing special.” “Their relationship probably isn't great either. They're just a fake couple.” “I really don't want to watch manufactured sugary romance. I wouldn't watch even if they were a real couple selling it.” But once the show began, the big-name star Yan, famous for his bad temper and straight-man personality, could recite his partner's birthday, hobbies, and works without missing a beat. He even remembered exactly when the other man last said, “I love you.” And Professor Lin, who seemed so cool and aloof, could keep himself composed while sober. But when drunk, he would unconsciously murmur with a hint of reproach, “Yan Yun... You haven't kissed me in a long time.” The online commenters all said: “If these two aren't real, I'll stand on my head and eat snail noodles.” “Ahhhhh, Brother Yun, you're not going to kiss him? Not even now?” “With the way they look at each other, like sparks are flying, I'll eat my keyboard if they haven't slept together a hundred times.” “Damn it, Yan Yun, why the hell aren't you kissing him!? Why!?” But when the finale ended, the show officially announced, “We regret to announce that the divorced couple on this season's show is Lin Fengming and Yan Yun.” The online audience fell silent for a few seconds, then all typed the same short response: “Huh?” Before the viewers could lose their minds, another post shot to the top of the trending list: “Yan Yun V: [Photo] Anyone pining after Professor Lin can go to bed now.” The photo clearly showed two marriage certificates and a pair of hands wearing diamond rings clasped together. The trending list exploded soon after. 1. An extremely possessive, jealous, sharp-tongued top who refuses to admit his feelings x a gorgeous bottom who loves him to bits without realizing it. Both are each other's first. 2. A sweet, satisfying comedy with some school-day flashbacks. 3. Their arguments may not be real arguments, but their love is very real. Readers with extreme top-focused preferences, please read with caution. 4. Updated daily at nine every evening. A reliable author who won't abandon the story. Please add my other completed novels to your reading list: Dating Show with My Flash-Married CEO First Comes Marriage, Then Love with the Protagonist's Beloved Transmigrated into the Portrait of an Omega's Deceased Husband The Protagonist Couple Refuses to Join the Dating Show Love Triangle I Didn't Know the Demon Venerable Was So Wonderful When I Was Young Coming soon: Immortal Venerable Was Better Than I Thought When I Was Young Older top, beautiful snake-demon emperor bottom x traditional, domineering immortal venerable top. Both are madly in love, with an extreme dose of old-fashioned kinks. Blurb: Bai Yujing followed someone through three lifetimes to repay a debt of gratitude. That person died young in his first life, drowned in his second, and finally lived past the age of eight in his third. Bai Yujing was overjoyed. He immediately set aside his feud with his sworn enemy, faked his death, and went to a small world to become that person's master, living inside a pot. Using the rare treasures he'd hidden away, he raised his little benefactor to the age of eighteen. He watched him gather friends and admirers, with beauties all around him. But the good times didn't last. At the celebratory banquet for his beloved disciple's successful Core Formation, Bai Yujing drank a few extra cups in his happiness and revealed his true form. The next thing he knew, the young man he'd raised with his own hands had put him in a cage and delivered him to an immortal venerable who had descended from the greater world to hunt demons. What kind of nonsense was an immortal venerable? In his eyes, only one person deserved that title. Everyone else wasn't fit to carry that person's shoes. Heartbroken and miserable, Bai Yujing paid no attention to this so-called immortal venerable. But on the day he was presented as an offering, he discovered that the immortal venerable was none other than his sworn enemy, the Xuantian Immortal Venerable, Xuan Lie. Bai Yujing: “...” Xuan Lie stood on the high platform, looking down at him. His eyes were filled with a darkness that made one's heart tremble. The talented young man had thought that offering up the snake demon would put him on the path to success. But on the day of the offering, the Slaying Heaven Immortal Venerable cut him down with a single sword strike, shocking the world. It turned out that it took only one day to go from being adored by countless people to falling into the dust. Meanwhile, the frail beauty of a snake was lucky enough to spend a lovely stretch of time as the immortal venerable's bracelet. Xuan Lie pretended not to recognize him. Every day, he nourished the little snake around his wrist with the blood from his heart. Now and then, he would use a fingertip to part its scales and gently stroke the soft belly beneath them. And so, the two of them became lovers in a relationship as old-fashioned and oppressive as could be, each pretending to go along with the other. Before long, in the course of meekly accepting his fate, Bai Yujing found himself carrying a child, courtesy of his former rival. Terrified, the sheltered beauty of a snake was scared out of his wits. He immediately planned to fake his death and escape again, but the immortal venerable had been ready for it and caught him on the spot. The once-bewitching and dazzling demon emperor, who had made all the demons tremble, was now forced to reveal a pure white snake tail beneath his former rival. With tears in his eyes, he could only beg, half sincerely and half in pretense, while cautiously curling the tip of his tail around the egg that had accidentally slipped out, trying to pull it into his embrace without anyone noticing. But in the next instant, the immortal venerable, rumored to be as cold as ice, picked up the egg under his terrified, pleading gaze and held it against the scales beneath him. In a chilling voice, he asked, “Are you going to run away again?” From the scoundrel disciple's perspective: The day he offered up the snake demon, someone struck him down with a single sword stroke. He fell beneath the Immortal Cloud Terrace like a stray dog, his body smashed to pieces. The person who had raised him from childhood and feared he might so much as stub his toe had been handed over by his own hands. This time, no one would put an arm around him to heal his wounds and softly soothe him. Consumed with regret, he swore to steal his master back from that beast. But after rebuilding his foundation through a stroke of luck, he eagerly followed the man's trail and went looking for him. When he arrived, he saw his once-languid and composed beauty of a master leaning bonelessly in that man's arms, his gorgeous snow-white snake tail raised as he sweetly cooed, “Dear immortal venerable, dearest husband... I really can lay eggs for you. Just let me have one little taste, okay?” “Above the heavens stands Bai Yujing, with twelve towers and five cities. An immortal strokes my head, and we bind our hair together to receive eternal life.” 1. The bottom is both strong and beautiful, but his species has left him not quite bright. This story contains an extreme dose of old-fashioned kinks, so please don't read if that's not your thing. 2. The story is primarily from the bottom's perspective, with a handsome top and a beautiful bottom. They are both madly in love. The top is a domineering, old-fashioned father figure, but also very jealous, so readers with extreme top-focused preferences may want to pass. 3. Outside, the bottom is the demon emperor; at home, he's apparently a silly, pampered wife who loves her husband so much that he lays eggs without realizing it. Readers with extreme bottom-focused preferences may want to pass too. 4. There is an egg-laying plot, but the egg is not the couple's biological child. The details would be spoilers. Readers who dislike non-biological pregnancy plots should also avoid this one. 5. Thanks to all the lovely readers who support the official version. I'll add anything else that comes to mind later. Theme: Cherish the person by your side.