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Shipping couples can be niche, but they can't be downright bizarre.
Of all the crack ships across the internet, Lou Yinan and Xuan Zeyan's is the most bizarre.
One is a top-tier star and singer-songwriter;
the other is a handsome, brainy amateur streamer.
The two had nothing to do with each other, but after they posted pictures of the same ring on the same day, mischievous netizens paired them up and named their ship "South Words Addiction."
Though one was a celebrity and the other an ordinary person, and they'd never even met, they seemed like a perfect match in every way: looks, age, height, build, and skin tone.
Their ship had plenty of fans, and they were shameless about it. Even though both men had publicly said they weren't single, fans still shipped them like crazy.
Every day, they happily made their own fan content, editing pictures and videos, writing fanfiction, and shouting, "My ship is only one introduction away from getting married!"
Then one day, the two appeared together on the variety show Let's Go to School Together. The fans, whose patience had finally paid off, celebrated with gongs and drums: My ship is finally going to meet!
But after watching the show, everyone noticed:
Whenever Xuan Zeyan lifted a hand, Lou Yinan flinched;
whenever Xuan Zeyan frowned, Lou Yinan behaved;
whenever Xuan Zeyan left his sight, Lou Yinan grew restless.
Lou Yinan, aren't you supposed to be an arrogant wolf-dog? How did you suddenly become a puppy?
Xuan Zeyan, aren't you supposed to be a gentle beauty? How did you suddenly become so high-maintenance?
What kind of magical turn of events is this?
Didn't you two not know each other?
Lou Yinan: My wife, whom I picked out back in high school, and I don't know each other?
Xuan Zeyan: How could I not recognize the puppy I've raised for all these years?
Turns out the truly shameless ones were the stars themselves!
CP fans: You hid this from us for so long!
An arrogant, overbearing wolf-dog to the outside world, but a top-tier star who obeys his wife without question x A gentle, kind, generous beauty to the outside world, but a willful and wild wife at home
○ Same-sex marriage is legal in this world. All characters are fictional.
○ Xuan Zeyan is three days older than Lou Yinan, so technically, the younger one?
○ There will be plenty of flashbacks to their high school days, as well as livestream comments and reactions.
○ This author loves melodrama, but there won't be any romantic misunderstandings.
○ The whole story is a sweet romance, 1v1, happy ending.
Description posted October 18, 2022.
Revised October 21, 2022. Screenshot saved.
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My Ex Lured Me on a Dating Show [Showbiz]
Fans know Cheng Leyi as a mischievous streamer.
He's good at games and has plenty of cheeky things to say. His mouth tends to move faster than his brain.
Lots of people like him, and plenty of people hate on him, too.
But Cheng Leyi is handsome, sweet-talking, and popular with everyone. The people around him all indulge him, letting him run wild and get away with whatever he wants.
Cheng Leyi, the streamer world's favorite, has said three famous cheeky things in his life.
1. He beat a ninth-dan Go player.
2. He defeated the number-one player on the national server.
3. He kissed a top-tier star.
Shang Heyun.
Handsome and aloof, he debuted with the aura of a third-generation rich heir. His first starring film won an international award, and for the next three years, every year brought a hit drama. He became the most popular and talented actor in showbiz.
Five years into his career, he had no scandals and was abstinent both on and off screen. He was showbiz's most famous unattainable beauty.
Countless people tried to win him over, only to fail and return empty-handed.
His fans even worried that something might be physically wrong with him.
Later, the two met on a dating show, where the host brought up Cheng Leyi's famous claims.
Cheng Leyi: I've said so many cheeky things... How could they all be true?
Shang Heyun: At least the last one was true.
[Bonus Scene]
Shang Heyun on the show was completely different from the man his fans thought they knew!
The old Shang Heyun was noble, aloof, and above worldly concerns, as if he might become a monk at any moment.
The Shang Heyun on the show:
"Leyi, I hurt my hand. Could you get me a bath towel?"
"Leyi doesn't like fruit, but he likes the strawberries I buy him."
"Leyi, are you still afraid of ghosts? Want me to sleep with you?"
Cheng Leyi was only 22. How could he resist being lured like that?
Like a puppy handed a jar of treats, he wagged his tail happily and let himself be taken home.
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Cheng Leyi, unable to get out of bed because his back hurt: You all saw it, right? He's been luring me all this time!
His solo fans, beauty fans, and CP fans: We saw it, we saw it with both eyes! Shang Heyun, you're so crafty and good at luring people!
○ Same-sex marriage is legal in this world. All characters are fictional.
○ This might not quite count as getting back together after a breakup. They hadn't made their relationship official when the bottom ran away, and it wasn't because they were having relationship problems. Yeah.
○ Both have plenty of secret admirers. There's a bit of a everyone-loves-him vibe, and there are lots of people on the dating show, but no choosing sides. The bottom is smitten with the top, and the top only lures the bottom.
○ The characters' values don't represent the author's. The top is a huge pervert, but that absolutely doesn't mean the author is... Forget it, forget it!
○ There will be plenty of flashbacks, livestream comments, and reactions.
○ This author loves melodrama, but there won't be any romantic misunderstandings.
○ The whole story is a sweet romance, 1v1, happy ending.
Theme: Time reveals a horse's strength; long acquaintance reveals a person's heart.
It's really uncomfortable. I'm not partial to aggression or favoritism. I mainly like the kind of love where both parties give relatively equally. But now that only Gong is giving, and I don't see any expressions of love from Shou to Gong, I really can't stand it. I originally liked the character of Gong and Shou, but at least Shou responds well. I'm really speechless.
When you see the same word, you will start to associate it... Youzhi
Is there any after-sales service for Nanyan Addict? I eat eat eat eat eat [star eye] [star eye] 😚 [orange candy] I got it
My wife is not star-chasing, right? She was ridiculed by her opponent within 30 seconds.
This CP is really outrageous, such a bad attack character design
But if you look at it from Sheng's perspective, if a good friend since childhood suddenly wants to go abroad, everyone knows that he is the last to know, so of course they will be angry. From his perspective, he didn't know that Jane had a crush on him, so he didn't know what Jane was thinking. So what Lou said is quite right, both of them have problems.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That's what your kid originally wanted to say
Ahhhhhh it's a new extra! ! Super sweet! Super happy! ! 😭 😭 I didn't expect there would be a new episode after so long! Teacher I love you! 😭
Jiajia would be miserable if she had such parents.
It's really uncomfortable. I'm not partial to aggression or favoritism. I mainly like the kind of love where both parties give relatively equally. But now that only Gong is giving, and I don't see any expressions of love from Shou to Gong, I really can't stand it. I originally liked the character of Gong and Shou, but at least Shou responds well. I'm really speechless.
When you see the same word, you will start to associate it... Youzhi
Is there any after-sales service for Nanyan Addict? I eat eat eat eat eat [star eye] [star eye] 😚 [orange candy] I got it
My wife is not star-chasing, right? She was ridiculed by her opponent within 30 seconds.
This CP is really outrageous, such a bad attack character design
But if you look at it from Sheng's perspective, if a good friend since childhood suddenly wants to go abroad, everyone knows that he is the last to know, so of course they will be angry. From his perspective, he didn't know that Jane had a crush on him, so he didn't know what Jane was thinking. So what Lou said is quite right, both of them have problems.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That's what your kid originally wanted to say
Ahhhhhh it's a new extra! ! Super sweet! Super happy! ! 😭 😭 I didn't expect there would be a new episode after so long! Teacher I love you! 😭
Jiajia would be miserable if she had such parents.