After the Most Hated One and Their Secretly Married Childhood Friend Joined a Dating Show

[Please add my other novel, "Secretary Xu Has Skin Hunger," to your reading list~] [Recommended: a cute childhood-sweetheart story, "Raise a Childhood Friend to Be My Wife" id: 5484582] - Rao Linchang, the entertainment industry's first top-tier star... and its biggest loser. After two years in the business, he returned to find the entire internet still hating on him. He had 500,000 followers on Weibo. 490,000 were haters, and the remaining 10,000 were company-paid internet trolls. Whenever he posted anything, the haters clocked in like it was their job and cursed him out in every way imaginable. Rao Linchang's daily routine was to use his main account to personally get into flame wars with his haters. His agent couldn't take it anymore, so he packed him off to a dating reality show. Before filming began, his agent repeatedly warned him, "No cursing. No cursing. No cursing." Rao Linchang: "I heard you. Both ears heard you." And yet. On the first day the show aired, Rao Linchang made a guest cry with his insults. On the second day, Rao Linchang insulted the pretend couple until they walked off the set. On the third day, the director went crying to the show's sponsor, begging him to get this little menace under control! The sponsor had no choice but to join the dating show himself and rein in his little menace. [Hilarious. Does Rao Linchang really think he can latch onto the powerful Tan family?] [That useless Rao should get lost, okay? Mr. Tan is my brother's!] [Seriously, is Rao Linchang ever going to leave showbiz? He's so annoying!!] The first stage of the show ended. [Waaah, Princess Changchang descended from heaven and worked so hard (scoops her up and carries her away)] [I'm crying. What is this entertainment industry so high and mighty about? Why haven't they sent all the best resources to our Princess Changchang yet? (grumbling and pointing accusingly.jpg)] [Daily question: When can my wife Changchang marry me? (appears with a rose between her teeth)] A gorgeous, wild-mouthed, unbeatable queen of comebacks, the bottom x a peacock of a top who shows off exclusively for his wife Reader's note: 1. This is a silly, sugary-sweet story with awkward writing. My cat ate the logic. If you have high standards for prose, feel free to check out other good books. 2. The author isn't involved in fandom and doesn't follow celebrities. Please don't bring real-life celebrities into the comments. I really hate that and will delete those comments. 3. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story. (Maybe we'll meet again if fate allows. If not, I respect your choice and wish you well.) 4. Don't ask about the author's mental state. I'm already crazy √ (How can anyone write without going crazy? I'm just barely holding it together. Lights a cigarette.jpg) Coming soon 1: "Secretary Xu Has Skin Hunger" Blurb: Xu Zhixue has skin hunger and loves being held tightly in someone's arms. The good news: He has a childhood sweetheart boyfriend who hugs him often. The bad news: His boyfriend cheated on him. On the night they broke up, Xu Zhixue neither cried nor made a scene. He quietly went back to the office to work overtime. . Without a boyfriend to give him hugs, Xu Zhixue can only cope with his skin hunger by burying himself in work. Fortunately, a secretary's job is complicated and demanding, keeping him busy enough to handle the occasional bout of skin hunger. But why does his boss, who never shows interest in beauty, keep sneaking glances at him while he's working so hard? One day, after accidentally getting drunk, Xu Zhixue's long-suppressed skin hunger flared up without warning. With no one else around, he could only tug at the CEO's sleeve with red-rimmed eyes. "Mr. Ling... c-could you hold me for a moment?" The CEO was more than happy to. He held him very tightly. That night, Xu Zhixue had the most peaceful sleep of his life in his boss's arms. Later, his ex-boyfriend came back to apologize. "Baby, I was wrong. Will you forgive me just this once?" The CEO pulled Xu Zhixue forcefully into his arms, his expression cold. "Sorry, but my baby doesn't take back hazardous waste." #ASecretCrushComesTrue #ANewRivalFromOutOfNowhere #BeingLoveStruckIsTheBestDowry Sunny, sweet, optimistic secretary with genuine skin hunger, the bottom x tsundere, sharp-tongued CEO who only hungers for his wife, the top Coming soon 2: "My Sickly Archenemy Smells So Good" 1 Xia Shifei is a top-tier star who has taken the entertainment industry by storm with his striking good looks. He's gorgeous and refined, with a pair of foxlike eyes so beautiful they're downright bewitching. He's the pretty wife his fans dream of having. One day, he accidentally transmigrates into a book, specifically a fan-written RPF story. In the story, Xia Shifei is a washed-up star hated by the entire internet, thanks to his awful attitude and pitiful acting skills. And his archenemy, Duan Biechen, is an award-winning actor who has won every major prize. But that's not even the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part is that the moment he transmigrates, he finds himself lying naked in his archenemy's bed. His body is covered in colorful marks. His archenemy coolly puts on his pants and hands him an agreement. "Here's the contract. It'll take effect once you sign it." Xia Shifei: "…" Got it. To make their ship happen, the fans gave his archenemy a bizarre illness that flares up several times a month. Doctors can't cure it. Only the special scent of Xia Shifei's body can ease the symptoms. Xia Shifei grinned. With a chance this good, of course he was going to make Duan Biechen's life hell. For starters, he'd swindle all that bastard's money. 2 Later, the two were invited to appear on a lifestyle variety show, which was broadcast live. On the day it aired, the fans came rushing in as soon as they heard the news [That dumbass Shifei has latched onto someone else again! How did he manage to get himself onto Director Sun's show?] [So annoying! Is this drama queen going to cling to our Biechen again?] [Get lost! How dare he!] Later [Waaah, damn it! I knew my baby Feifei was my fated wife!] [Brother Duanzi, did you enjoy yourself? If you did, let me take your place for two seasons! I'll do it for free!!] [Honestly, Brother Duanzi, you're not good enough for my wife anymore!] 3 Once Xia Shifei had had his fun, he used the money he'd swindled from his archenemy to throw a yacht party, inviting handsome men from all over the world. But he arrived at the yacht in the afternoon and was dragged into a room by his archenemy that very night. In the dim light, warm breath brushed over him. "Xia Shifei, was I not *ing you hard enough? How do you still have the energy to look for someone else?" Xia Shifei: "…" 4 After fainting unexpectedly, Xia Shifei was diagnosed as pregnant. Xia Shifei: "…" Those CP fans had really gone too far. They'd even added a pregnancy plot! 5 Duan Biechen couldn't stand Xia Shifei. He never took acting seriously, spending every day marketing his face instead. Then he transmigrated into a book. When he woke up, Xia Shifei, whom he despised more than anyone, was lying on a white bed, covered in red marks. He looked up at him with a pair of foxlike eyes that netizens said would make even a dog look loved. Duan Biechen: . Well, say what you will, but that face really does have something going for it. #BeautifulAndKnowsItFlirtyFoxBottom x StraightActingCapableHoundTop #BothTransmigrateIntoTheBook, PretendingToBeEachOther #SillyAndSweet, LettingLoose #ThanksToTheCPFansForSendingMeAWife (BigDogLookingSmug.jpg) The blurb has been revised, but the characters and general plot should be about the same (bows repeatedly). The title is tentative and may change later QAQ Theme: Stay happy