The Wealthy Family's Stepfather Keeps Losing It on the Parenting Show

[The story is complete! Check out my upcoming nonhuman romance, Don't Fall in Love with Monsters. Click the author page to go straight to it!] Su Yinian transmigrated into a book. In his previous life, he was a powerhouse and a doting dad who could kill anything that stood in his way in an infinite survival game. In this life, he became a kept canary and stepfather, paid for by a rich man. His wealthy husband was someone he had won through forceful pursuit and threats of suicide. He joined the variety show by throwing money at the production and paying his way onto the cast. His five-year-old stepson's identity was unknown, and Su Yinian used to take out his frustrations by abusing him. According to the plot, after the parenting show, he would be condemned and mocked across the internet for abusing the kid, forced to quit showbiz, exposed by his wealthy husband for his vicious nature, and finally ruined and kicked out with nothing. Su Yinian, fresh from fighting his way out of the infinite game: "..." The real-world level was even more terrifying. So, faced with the choice between shining and giving off heat, Su Yinian chose to go crazy. * The white moonlight's child stole the ingredients from their group to cook a feast for his stepdad. Su Yinian and his kid pulled every last vegetable out of their field overnight, then had a picnic under the stars, kindly leaving them a few barbecue skewers. The next day, the white moonlight stared at the three skewers stuck in front of his tent: "..." A wicked supporting character manipulated the poor kid, telling him that a stupid child like him didn't deserve his father's love. Late that night, Su Yinian took out his phone and posted a long rant. "Anyone else have this happen, guys? I ran into a total jerk. How can anyone pick on a three-year-old? I'm seriously losing it, I'm so freaking upset..." His bargain-bin husband arrived on the parenting show as a guest, accompanied by a gorgeous secretary. The whole internet was waiting for Su Yinian to grow a lush green hat on his head. Su Yinian took the secretary's hand and spoke earnestly. "Sweetie, a simp is still a simp. In the end, you get nothing..." The secretary had an epiphany in the middle of the night. From then on, he cared only about his career, never men. * The CEO, who had traveled a thousand miles to see his wife and child on the parenting show, got up in the middle of the night. "Seriously, what's wrong with him?" * Su Yinian became an overnight sensation on the parenting show. One netizen's scathing comment: "Thanks. Ever since I learned to go crazy from Su Yinian, my mental state has been much more stable." A crazy-in-the-head kept canary bottom x an even crazier bird keeper top [The Child-Rearing Guide] Warnings: [Pay attention] The top has a rather unusual train of thought, which is another way of saying he's a bit of a weirdo. He's pretty immature at first, but becomes reliable later. 1. The protagonist is a powerhouse from an infinite game who transmigrates into a book. He's pretty unhinged and doesn't follow the usual rules when raising a kid. 2. The kid is the posthumous son of the male lead's older brother. The story features a devoted couple who are both pure in body and mind, and has a happy ending. The male lead's supposed white moonlight is a misunderstanding; he doesn't have one!! The secretary is nothing to worry about either. Both leads are pure in body and mind. 3. Pure feel-good indulgence, written while going crazy. You can read it without using your brain. Check out my upcoming story, the next one I'm starting: My Readers Are Universally Adored, on my author page! Written in third person! I'm Lu Sheng, a veteran five-star reader on Green River, and a newly retired employee of the Book Transmigration Bureau, ready to enjoy my retirement. A badly concluded novel delayed my retirement by ten years. When I finally returned to the real world, I swore I'd make those three authors write six chapters a day, or even ten, for the good of generations to come. So I became the most ordinary, yet ever-present, passerby A, B, C, or D in each author's life. I thought I could happily supervise them until they finished their novels, but one unexpected event after another kept cropping up... * The wealthy-family romance author was caught up in a business battle, and his company was in crisis. He pushed away his keyboard, ready to dive back into the business world. I had just become the author's family's groom, brought in to bring good luck. I hadn't read more than a few pages when the author was on the verge of bankruptcy. I slapped him back into place, got up, and made a phone call. His rival company went under. I walked away without a word, hiding all my good deeds. The wealthy-family author looked at me with a complicated expression. "You said you were perfectly ordinary?" I took a sip of tea and went back to my book. That's right. I'm just an ordinary little reader. * The suspense author was so overwhelmed with developing new technology that he could barely cope. When a drug went missing, he lost all interest in writing. I had just become the nameless assistant on his project. I hadn't even finished the opening when the author was about to lose his job. I ruthlessly snatched the test tube from him. Later, he came back in a daze and presented me with the highest international scientific award, his voice trembling. "Didn't you say you were completely ordinary?" I ate a little cookie and kept reading. That's right. I'm just an ordinary little reader. * The esports author's team was on the brink of elimination. A teammate's mistake meant they were about to face a do-or-die match, so he stopped updating and was consumed by anxiety day and night. I had just transferred in as his gloomy roommate. All I wanted was to read the ending. So I rushed to the venue in the middle of the night. The next day, the team's name was at the top of the world championship standings. He took a deep breath and asked me, "Didn't you say you couldn't do anything?" I flashed him a radiant smile. Bet you didn't see that coming. I'm good at everything when it comes to chasing updates. * Later, at the authors' convention, the three authors ascended to the top of their field, discreetly showing off as they clinked glasses. "My partner is a business genius. He can make money with any investment." "My darling is an esports powerhouse. Sigh, he was just playing around, and somehow he became world champion." "You can probably see mine in science magazines. Hahaha..." "Huh? Wait, why does your partner look just like mine?" "What a coincidence. Yours looks just like mine too." I clutched my mask tight, ready to make another tactical retreat and hide my accomplishments. But they grabbed me by the back of my collar. I heard the three of them speak with competitive fervor. "Shengsheng, I can write ten thousand words tonight. Come to my place." "I'll write a hundred thousand!" "Get lost. My book is better than yours!" I watched them fight and couldn't help sighing. Sigh, being passerby A is so hard. An online sweetheart who can take on eight people at once in real life bottom x a gentle, celibate-on-the-surface, dark-hearted suspense author top A harem showdown! Theme: Love yourself!!