How Can Men Give Birth?

After getting drunk, Shang Songchuan sleeps with a man. Worse, his head is pounding so badly that he can't remember what the bastard even looked like. Whenever Shang Songchuan thinks about it, he flies into a rage and goes completely wild. His assistant, Guan Ci, calmly advises him, "President Shang, it was only a one-night stand. Why are you so bothered by it?" Shang Songchuan laughs in anger. "What do you mean, 'only a one-night stand'! That was my first time! Assistant Guan, do you even understand that a man's virginity is his finest dowry?!" The more Shang Songchuan thinks about it, the more annoyed he gets. "You still have your best dowry, so how could I have lost mine?" Guan Ci remains calm. "I lost mine too." Shang Songchuan stops flipping through the documents, his anger suddenly fading. He stares pensively at Guan Ci, his calm, rational assistant, who has no interest in love and seems destined to remain single until the end of time. * Guan Ci doesn't think his one-night stand with his boss is a big deal. That is, until Assistant Guan, who does a hundred sit-ups and a hundred pull-ups every day, starts losing his abs and getting a bigger belly. He also has occasional bouts of dull pain and nausea, so Guan Ci hurries to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor looks at the report, his expression complicated. "You..." Guan Ci remains calm. "Go ahead, I can take it." Doctor: "You're pregnant." Guan Ci: "I'm a man." Doctor: "That's why I'm worried you won't be able to take it." Guan Ci: "...Damn, I really don't think I can take this." + Mini-scene: The day Guan Ci tells him about the pregnancy, Shang Songchuan's hand trembles slightly as he holds the test results. After a moment, he says gravely, "Take your clothes off first." Guan Ci stares at him in disbelief. "Do you have to fuck me for another whole night just to confirm that I was the bastard you slept with that night?" Coming soon: After Ten Days and Ten Nights of Unmentionable Things with the Dragon-Pride Hero. Check the author's page! Blurb: Fang Shi'an transmigrates and finds himself ugly as a crime victim, poisoned, and with little time left to live. To get the poison out of his system, Fang Shi'an quickly snags himself a handsome young man. Ten days and ten nights later, the aphrodisiac worm has finally been neutralized. As he looks at the young man he's used until he passed out, Fang Shi'an props himself up on his aching lower back, wondering how to thank him. Then he realizes something. He's transmigrated into a book, and the man he's thoroughly drained is the book's Dragon-Pride Hero protagonist. The Dragon-Pride Hero is the chief disciple of the Ling Tian Sect, the greatest sect in the immortal realm. They say he established his foundation at thirteen and formed his golden core at eighteen, a once-in-a-millennium cultivation prodigy. Before long, the Dragon-Pride Hero will betray his sect and kill his master and senior brother. Thinking about how he tied him up in a cave and used him mercilessly for ten days and nights without a break, Fang Shi'an panics. Before the other man can wake up, he runs off in the middle of the night. ** As expected, even after being put under a hypnotic spell, the Dragon-Pride Hero still remembers those ten days and nights in the cave. And somehow, even while bound from head to toe, he managed to cast a Tracking Demon Spell on him. Now, wanted posters from the Ling Tian Sect are spread across the land. The reward is an immortal artifact, and they're looking for a man with a rose-shaped mark on his lower back. As Fang Shi'an walks along the road, several people nearly tear his clothes off. To hide his identity and make it safely to the Tian Yue Secret Realm, Fang Shi'an, blushing, walks into the Beauty Pavilion women's clothing store. ** The Tian Yue Secret Realm opens, and the cultivation world's finest young men gather. Almost every man's clothes have been torn off at least three times. Fang Shi'an wears a blue, sheer outfit fit for a female immortal, his expression cold. As expected, the men's clothes-tearing frenzy has nothing to do with him. He even runs into the Dragon-Pride Hero several times, by chance and through joint efforts, but the man never pays him much attention. Until the final day before the Tian Yue Secret Realm closes. While the Dragon-Pride Hero is fighting a wicked dragon that has slaughtered countless cultivators, Fang Shi'an sneaks off to pick the Dragon Marrow Grass he's been wanting most. Just as he's about to leave, the young man kills the wicked dragon with a single sword strike. The bloodstained hem of his robe appears before Fang Shi'an. Fang Shi'an looks up guiltily and meets the Dragon-Pride Hero's eyes, dark as a deep pool. All right! Fang Shi'an hands him the Dragon Marrow Grass. The Dragon-Pride Hero curls his lip. "Do you think one stalk of Dragon Marrow Grass can make up for using me as a furnace?" Fang Shi'an: "..." Later on, if you fuck someone hard, they'll naturally fuck you hard in return. [Fang Shi'an is the shou, the Dragon-Pride Hero is the gong] Theme: Courage is a traditional virtue of the Chinese people