Xu Zhimu, the most popular beauty in the Biology College, is distant and cold towards others. However, he has a secret. He has been secretly in love with He Mingzhou from Cross Information College for three years. It's just a pity that He Mingzhou is a straight man and his sexual orientation is girls.
Xu Zhimu had no choice but to hide his thoughts in his heart and did not dare to reveal any of them.
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Xu Zhimu finally became friends with He Mingzhou. He Mingzhou was very kind to him. He took the initiative to invite his home to play with his three cats, secretly came to celebrate his birthday thousands of miles away, and would also take the initiative to support him when someone found trouble.
Xu Zhimu finally couldn't control his suppressed emotions.
After getting drunk once, he couldn't help but kiss He Mingzhou.
He Mingzhou is not homophobic, but he always keeps away from suitors he doesn't like, for fear of causing other people's imagination.
Thinking of the possibility that He Mingzhou would alienate him and treat him coldly, Xu Zhimu's confused brain suddenly woke up. Looking at He Mingzhou's stunned expression, he told a big lie, "Sorry, I just thought of you as my crush."
He Mingzhou hummed and didn't seem to care.
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Xu Zhimu's crush came to Beijing University for a visit. Xu Zhimu took the initiative to take him to visit the school, treat him to meals, and take him to play basketball.
In the evening, He Mingzhou asked him if he had fun.
Thinking of the lies he told in front of He Mingzhou, Xu Zhimu showed a joyful expression: "I'm happy. We are both very happy. Do you think there is any possibility of success if I chase him?"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a clang and the table shattered.
Xu Zhimu was startled and looked at He Mingzhou.
In the backlit sight, He Mingzhou's expression seemed gloomy, and the words were squeezed out from between his teeth, "It won't succeed. He is a straight man. Straight men don't like boys, so give up."
Thinking that He Mingzhou would never like boys, Xu Zhimu lowered his head in discomfort.
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Later, Xu Zhimu's "secret crush" got a girlfriend. Thinking of the persona he had set up in front of He Mingzhou, Xu Zhimu made a sad expression and prepared ten bottles of beer, preparing for a scene where he lost his love and drank and went crazy.
But as soon as the beer was opened, the bottle was snatched away.
The complex emotions in He Mingzhou's eyes surged like ocean waves. He gritted his teeth and said, "Xu Zhimu, is he so good? Do you like him so much?"
He pressed Xu Zhimu's shoulders with both hands, forcing him to raise his head so that he could only look at himself: "Xu Zhimu, can't you open your eyes wide and see the people around you who like you?"
Xu Zhimu: Someone who likes me? Who?
He Mingzhou: Who are you talking about?
[Summer cookies, after filling tons and tons of vinegar, I found out that I was jealous of myself]
[One-way crush to two-way crush]
[Aloof, gentle, cool guy attacks v. Gentle and lazy cat type]
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You can click on the column "Do you know what is the best dowry for a man" in advance?
After Shang Songan got drunk, he was slept with by a man. And because I had a splitting headache, I couldn't remember the dog man's face at all.
Every time he thinks about this, Shang Songan will go crazy and wild.
Secretary Jiang calmly advised him: "Mr. Shang, it's just a one-night stand, why do you mind so much?"
Shang Songan laughed angrily, "What is a one-night stand? It was my first night, Secretary Jiang, do you know that chastity is a man's best dowry!!"
The more Shang Songan thought about it, the more unhappy he became, "You still have your best dowry, how can I lose it?"
Secretary Jiang calmly said: "I'm gone too."
The angry Shang Songan suddenly stopped flipping through documents and looked faintly at Secretary Jiang, who was fair-skinned, calm and rational, and tall like a cartoon character.
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Jiang Yu didn't take the one-night stand with his boss seriously.
Until, Secretary Jiang, who was doing a hundred crunches, a hundred planks, and a hundred pull-ups every day, had less and less abdominal muscles, and his belly was getting more and more bulging. From time to time, he still had pain and nausea. Secretary Jiang hurried to the hospital for a check-up.
The doctor held the report sheet with a complicated look on his face, "You..."
Secretary Jiang was still calm, "You tell me, I can bear it."
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Secretary Jiang: "I'm a man."
Doctor: "That's why I'm worried that you won't be able to bear it."
Secretary Jiang: "..." I really can't stand it.
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Intention: Believe that good things will happen