On the Day of Our Duel, My Nemesis and I Got Sucked Into a Clichéd Romance Novel

Fang Zhen has a sworn enemy he can't stand. Ever since they were kids, the guy has loved picking on him. On the day they're supposed to fight, an accident strikes, and they both transmigrate into this melodramatic body-double novel. Fang Zhen is the substitute, and his sworn enemy is the scum gong.

The little substitute is constantly bullied and mocked by his classmates, while the white moonlight is arrogant and condescending.

“Stop dreaming. Why would the campus heartthrob ever like you?”

“Wake up. You're just my substitute.”

Fang Zhen and his sworn enemy stare at each other, dumbfounded.

Even worse, if they don't follow the original plot, their lives will be in immediate danger.

A flowerpot falls from above and hits them as they walk. A flying blade comes hurtling at them on the road. Even having a meal can end with hot soup dumped on them.

The two people who can't stand the sight of each other have no choice but to play the scum gong and pathetic shou.

Even worse, the original novel has a one-night stand scene...

Campus heartthrob: ...

Fang Zhen: No way. I'd rather die.

That night, Fang Zhen fell out of bed and nearly broke his leg.

Recently, many students have noticed that the campus heartthrob has changed. First he and the little substitute were at each other's throats, but then they became inseparable, with the heartthrob constantly running after him.

Student: Thanks for asking. Last month I saw the heartthrob take his white moonlight home, and today I saw him take Fang Zhen home. Isn't he worried the white moonlight will get mad?

Student: How can Fang Zhen compare to him? It's probably just a passing fancy.

The white moonlight also noticed that the campus heartthrob, who had always gone out of his way to get close to him, hadn't come to see him in a long time...

Until one day, they saw Fang Zhen lose his temper at the heartthrob on campus.

Fang Zhen, utterly despairing: “A pregnancy novel? I'm pregnant?”

The heartthrob, meekly lowering his eyes: “It's my fault.”

#Congratulations to this sworn-enemy couple on tying the knot#

* Sworn enemies forced to date.

* The characters aren't perfect; both the gong and shou have flaws and aren't saints.

[Next story: Married with a Child to My Sworn Enemy After Transmigrating. Please add it to your collection!]

After transmigrating, Lin Yan discovers that he has a child with his sworn enemy, Su Mingqing.

He has no memories of being in love, his memories of getting married are gone, and he can't even remember how they had a child.

Apparently, he was the one who pursued Su Mingqing first.

Lin Yan's response: Was his brain kicked by a donkey back then?

In the few memories he has left, he and Su Mingqing are utterly incompatible, always at odds, and despise each other.

Even if everyone on the nine planets died, he would never get together with this fierce omega.

*

When the hospital called, Su Mingqing was preparing a gift for their twentieth wedding anniversary.

At the hospital, his husband claimed he had returned to the age of twenty. A car accident had caused a time-space displacement. That morning, they had still been fighting to the death in the training grounds, then trading barbs after getting out of their mechs.

Su Mingqing: “So?”

Lin Yan: “So I'm not the same person I was twenty years from now. Maybe we can annul our marriage.”

In short, get divorced.

After a moment's thought, Su Mingqing readily agreed to his ridiculous twenty-year-old husband's demand.

Lin Yan: “?”

So even though they got married, their relationship wasn't that solid after all!

*

He said he wanted a divorce, but when it came time to get the divorce certificate, he discovered that his relationship with Su Mingqing was tangled up in so many ways that it couldn't be severed.

They had a child.

Their assets were merged.

Even his own body betrayed him.

No matter how much he despised Su Mingqing, the scent of his pheromones made Lin Yan's heart race.

When Su Mingqing wasn't around during his heat, he grew restless and irritable, like a rabid dog... with only Su Mingqing as its master.

If anyone got too close to Su Mingqing, Lin Yan's jealousy ran wild, and he wanted to tear them apart. They hadn't even divorced yet, and he was already being tormented half to death.

Later, he also learned that at the beginning, he had been the one who wouldn't leave Su Mingqing alone, threatening to cry, make a scene, and even hang himself if Su Mingqing wouldn't be with him.

*

By then, their assets had already been divided, and Lin Yan had been told to go get the divorce certificate the next day.

His memories still hadn't returned, but he was already having second thoughts.

Just as the official seal was about to come down, Lin Yan suddenly called for them to stop. He steeled himself and tentatively said, “H-Honey?”

“Where is this?” he pretended to ask in confusion. “Why are we at the civil affairs bureau?”

For the first time, Lin Yan reached out to touch Su Mingqing's hand and tugged him toward the exit. “Honey, let's hurry home!”

Su Mingqing studied his stiff back for a moment.

Then he let out a sudden, cold laugh.

*A dog-like gong in every sense (a rabid dog, a good dog, a useless mutt) × a cool, husbandly shou who is an expert at training dogs.

* In the interstellar era, the average human lifespan is several hundred years, so a couple married for twenty years aren't very old.

* They really will get divorced, followed by a pursuit to win back the shou.

* The shou will revive his career.

Theme: Be brave and say no to school bullying, and live a positive, fulfilling life.