We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

[This article has been signed in Hong Kong Simplified Chinese. If you want to receive the physical copy, you can post it on Weibo @EmbroideryXS. [CP: Weak and pitiful, but able to eat gluttons and suffer X stinky things to force the irritated Yinglong to attack] After the 108th census of monsters, the Monster Clan Family Planning Office issued a new regulation - due to the excessive number of single monsters, it seriously threatens social security and is not conducive to the harmonious development of the human and monster races. From now on, singles are prohibited in the Yao clan. So Yinglong and Taotie, whose parents have been separated for thousands of years, are forced to go on a blind date—— Ying Long Erlang raised his legs: He was an orphan, he had no house or car, his salary was 3,000 yuan, and the five insurances and one housing fund were too expensive to pay. Taotie lowered his eyes and spoke warmly: I have no father or mother, and all eight of my brothers are supported by me. I work part-time and earn eighty yuan a day. The two broke up immediately and went back to their respective homes. The next day, the Family Planning Office came for a surprise inspection, and the two met again—— Yinglong: Let's make do with it first? Taotie:... Then give it a try. ———————— It happened that foreign monsters sneaked into the country and caused trouble in Jiangcheng. The Monster Management Bureau activates the first level of security, and the elite do their best to hunt down the offending monsters. Yinglong, who had just finished maintaining his scales, spread his wings and quickly came to his rescue—— Taotie, who was at work, took off his work badge, put his brother in his pocket and left—— In the sky above Jiangcheng, the two met on a narrow road. Yinglong curled up his tail with guilt and tried his best to hide the expensive jade ring behind his back: "I'm on a temporary business trip, how about you?" Taotie put his hands behind his back to cover his million-dollar watch: "What a coincidence, so do I." The two looked at each other for a long time and said together: "I'll settle the score with you when I get back!" ★Reading Guide★ It's probably a story about two old monsters trying to trick each other, but they really failed. In the Classic of Mountains and Seas series, various monster cubs appear, fairy tale style cookies, and private settings like mountains. Attacking the single mother, a thousand-year-old virgin. Read the tags: ##, # Blind date also has true love #, # Single Old Monster's Office Romance# Dragon Nine Sons: (bìxì), Chiki, Pulao, (bìàn), Taotie, Earthworm(gōngfù), (yázì), Suānní(suānní), Jiaotu Intention: Man and nature coexist harmoniously.