After Crossdressing and Provoking Long AoTian

Yu Qingtang transmigrated into a book, becoming an anonymous passerby in a tiny sect who barely appeared in the story. A full-text search turned up his name fewer than three times. The book might as well not have existed.

He thought he had nothing to do with the plot and could simply enjoy life as a cultivator. But when he was twelve, his sect couldn't scrape together four female cultivators, so he missed the women's skills (mahjong) competition among the immortal sects. His eldest senior sister dressed him in women's clothes and dragged him to the Pavilion of Ten Thousand Immortals to make up the numbers.

In the back hills of the Pavilion of Ten Thousand Immortals, he met the young Long Aotian, who said he had fallen in love with “her” at first sight.

Yu Qingtang: “...”

He put on a smile that didn't reach his eyes. “Ha ha, I'm still young. If you've got the nerve, come ask for my hand when I'm older.”

Long Aotian broke off a peach blossom branch and gave it to him. His eyes sparkled, bright with youthful charm, and he looked utterly innocent. Only his ears had turned scarlet. “It's a promise!”

Yu Qingtang nearly went blind from the dazzling sight of that harmless-looking face. Then he remembered that in the book, the man's romances came one after another, childhood sweethearts were everywhere, and red and white roses fought each other to the death. His heart immediately went still, all love and passion extinguished. He replied with a fake smile, “Absolutely.”

Seven years later, Long Aotian, now a grown-up menace, showed up at his door.

His bargain-basement master cried, “Tang! He went to the Seven Swords Sect and beat them until they had only two swords left! I'm too old to withstand a young hero like that!”

His eldest senior sister said, “Little junior brother, don't panic. I have a magic treasure that can solve this problem!”

She produced the latest fashionable female immortal outfit from the Beauty Pavilion.

Yu Qingtang: “...Get lost!”

To save his struggling sect, Yu Qingtang decided to debut as a female immortal idol... Just kidding.

He swallowed his humiliation and changed into women's clothes, determined to turn down Long Aotian politely, as his senior sister had instructed.

He had barely stepped out of the sect when he saw the young man leaning on his spear, one foot planted on the head of a ferocious beast that had harassed the sect for months and nearly driven his master to activate the mountain-protecting formation.

The young man's eyes shone like stars. He hurriedly wiped the blood from his hands and called out to him, “Fairy!”

“The Golden Core Tournament in Qingzhou is summoning heroes from across the land. I... I was hoping to invite you to go with me, Fairy. I wonder if you might, um...”

He seemed unaccustomed to speaking so formally. He stumbled over his words several times, then looked up at him with a face gone red, innocent and sincere.

Yu Qingtang stared in trepidation at the beast corpse under his feet, censored into a pixelated blur, and suspected it was a preview of his own fate as soon as he opened his mouth. “...”

“Senior sister, although the lines you wrote to ward off unwanted suitors are really cool, I genuinely don't have the guts for this QAQ”

The wind howls over the Yi River, cold as ice. A hero leaves on a perilous journey, only to return in women's clothes.

A black-bellied Long Aotian who starts out as a little rascal and turns into a very good boy x a fake-cold, life-preserving little slacker

People spend their whole lives making up for the mistakes they made as teenagers., Yu “Whatever you do, don't wear women's clothes” Qingtangsky

Reader's Guide:

1. The cover uses a template.

2. I made up the book he transmigrates into. At least, it didn't exist when I started writing. If it does in the future, well, tough luck for whoever wrote it (just kidding).

3. A lighthearted, sweet little story. Hope you enjoy reading! =3= Friendly exchanges, peace and love.

Coming soon: I'm a Male Fox Spirit:

System 009, a fan-favorite system, thinks it has been absurdly lucky lately. The Host it just picked up is absolutely the dream Host of every fan-favorite system.

Not only is he stunningly beautiful and a male fox spirit, he's also wonderfully cooperative. He was born for a fan-favorite system! Gathering affection points should be a piece of cake!

System 009: You started out as a C-list celebrity. Now, after accidentally bumping into that “tyrant” CEO, you're about to become bound to him by fate at first sight. Go for it, Xiao Hu!

Mo Beihu: Sure! Leave it to me! I'm a professional!

He carried a glass of red wine, put on his most harmless expression, and brushed past the arrogant CEO. Then...

He sent the man flying a distance of eight paving stones.

Mo Beihu: !

Humans are so fragile!

System 009: ...

Mo Beihu: That was a mistake! System, give me one more chance!

Then the System watched helplessly as he tugged on an award-winning actor's sleeve and acted cute, tearing the man's clothes into a backless outfit; punched a thug from one side of the road to the other during a hero-saves-beauty scene; and, on an adventure variety show, lifted a mountain with one hand and carried three male heartthrobs to the finish line...

System 009: Are you really a fox? Are you actually a husky that destroys the house in disguise?

Mo Beihu: Don't make things up! I'm definitely a fox spirit! It's just that foxes are canines too...

But gathering affection points still turned out to be a piece of cake.

Although Mo Beihu smashed every romance to pieces and turned every top-tier male lead into his underling, respect and affection are still affection.

System 009: I won without lifting a finger, but my fan-favorite system has turned into a universally beloved system. World-weary.jpg

A frail-looking (but faking it) designer x a universally adored (?) house-destroying fox

Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate winning move.