My Sickly Senior Brother Has a Tail

[Pretending to Be Harmless to Win Over His "Fox" Junior, the Aggressive One × Sickly, Beloved Beauty Senior, the Receptive One]

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Blurb:

Ji Lanzhi had just finished reading a cultivation novel when he died. The moment he opened his eyes after death, he discovered that he had entered the world of the book.

Worse, he had taken over the body of a sickly senior brother who was so frail he was out of breath after just a few steps.

He'd been a sickly weakling in his last life, and now he was one again. [I don't want to live anymore.jpg]

People noticed that Senior Brother Ji seemed a lot more approachable lately, but his health was still as poor as ever, as if he might shatter at the slightest touch.

The entire sect treated Ji Lanzhi like a piece of porcelain. Even the sect leader's newly accepted disciple had to learn how to care for his sickly senior brother as soon as he joined.

The junior disciple was as cute as a jade figurine, with a sweet smile. The moment he moved into Cangxue Residence, he started calling Ji Lanzhi "Senior Brother." He trained hard every day while taking care of all of Ji Lanzhi's needs. If Ji Lanzhi hadn't stopped him, he probably would have even fed his senior brother by hand.

Sect Leader Immortal Venerable: [So relieved.jpg]

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The day the Fox Clan's heat arrived was also Junior Brother Wen Jun's coming-of-age ceremony.

The previous moment, Ji Lanzhi had promised to give him his blessing and a present at the very end of the ceremony. The next, the heat hit so hard that Ji Lanzhi had no choice but to lock himself in a secret chamber and lie there like a corpse.

As a result, he missed the best time to give him his gift.

Just as Ji Lanzhi could no longer endure the heat and his ears and tail began to emerge, the door to the secret chamber opened.

He looked at his junior brother, who had once been less than half his height. Now, Wen Jun could hold Ji Lanzhi in his arms with just one hand.

Ji Lanzhi weakly scolded him. "Wen Jun, let go of me."

His junior brother had always listened to him, so surely this time would be no different.

But after waiting for a long while, Ji Lanzhi still didn't feel Wen Jun let go. Instead, a mischievous hand wrapped around his trembling body and pulled him into a burning-hot embrace.

Ji Lanzhi went limp in his arms and stared wide-eyed. "You..."

Wen Jun lowered his head, breathing in the refreshing cool fragrance of his senior brother. Suppressing his wild joy and trembling excitement, he sighed and kissed Ji Lanzhi's ear.

"Senior Brother, I really like this coming-of-age gift."

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Reader's Guide:

* A scheming "fox" junior who pretends to be harmless and pursues his senior brother × a lazy, beloved, sickly beauty senior brother

* The aggressive lead appears first

* Sort of an age gap, I guess? (If we're counting physical age)

* He dotes on his partner, and they dote on each other

* 1v1, devoted in body and soul

* The blurb says the junior brother was "back then" less than half his height. It doesn't mean he'll stay half as tall forever, so please don't get the wrong idea (wipes away tears)

* Let's all read in peace and not argue. The writing isn't great, the logic is dead, and this is a brainless, fluffy cultivation romance. The plot and everything else serves the romance [highlighted]. If it's not your thing, click the X in the upper left. Thank you, everyone (palms together)

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Pre-release: My Rival and I Signed a Marriage Contract After I Went Bankrupt. Please add it to your collection~

Blurb:

Everyone who knows Bo Nian knows that his aloof, distant public image is the complete opposite of his real personality.

He has a gorgeous, striking face, but in reality, he's such a lazy bum that climbing just two flights of stairs makes him want to give up on life.

Bo Nian has two favorite things in life: playing video games and sleeping.

Because no matter how much he games, he's terrible at it, and no matter how long he sleeps, it never feels like enough.

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As a member of the twenty-first-century slack-off brigade, Bo Nian would rather sit than stand, and lie down than sit.

His only dream is to find a handsome, rich sucker who'll happily send him five million every month and tell him, "Spend whatever you want, darling."

Bo Nian had thought such a sucker would never show up.

Then his family went bankrupt, and his stepfather ran off in the middle of the night after taking all of Bo Nian and his mother's savings.

As Bo Nian stared at the mere three thousand yuan left in his WeChat account, lost in thought, his sworn enemy Zhou Chixu showed up. Or rather, the "sucker" Zhou Chixu, who placed a marriage contract in front of him.

The contract included this bizarre clause:

Both parties shall get what they need, and Party A shall provide Party B with a monthly living allowance of no less than five million yuan.

Bo Nian thought Zhou Chixu had gone crazy, but he signed the contract at lightning speed.

No one turns down money, not even when it comes from their sworn enemy.

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Two major stories have been trending lately.

The first was that top-tier star Zhou Chixu had gotten married in secret without a word.

Rumor had it that it was an arranged marriage forced on him by his family. His fans were devastated, and they flooded the comments to denounce the disgusting "sister-in-law" who had shackled their idol with marriage and tied him to her side.

The second was that Mint Is So Sticky, a gaming streamer with ten million followers, had returned to streaming. A busy figure had suddenly appeared in his streams, bringing him drinks and feeding him. He looked about ninety percent like Zhou Chixu, the top-tier star who had just gotten married in secret.

Chixu's fans before entering the stream: I want to see which clueless streamer is trying to ride on my Chixu's coattails.

Chixu's fans after entering the stream: ? You said you were going into seclusion for six months to write songs, but you actually locked yourself in a kitchen to cook for someone???

The identity of the "sister-in-law" was looking increasingly shaky. Someone asked Bo Nian, "Zhou Chixu is so hard to deal with. How did you manage to win him over?"

The beautiful young man sitting in front of his computer glanced toward the man in the kitchen, who had gone to learn how to make desserts just because Bo Nian had said, "I want some." He narrowed his eyes and gave a soft laugh.

"I didn't have to win him over. He's been head over heels for me for ages. :)"

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"Beneath all our clashing, I've desired you for a long time."

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Reader's Guide:

* Showbiz + gaming livestreams

* One-sided love becomes mutual, sworn enemies turn into lovers

* A sharp-tongued, domineering celebrity who dotes on his husband × a lazy, spoiled, gorgeous streamer

* 1v1, devoted in body and soul

* A brainless, shamelessly cheesy romance

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Blurb:

On the day Yu Li, the young master of Jiangcheng's Yu family, came of age, his father gave him a villa in the city center, and his mother gave him a globally limited-edition supercar that was already out of production.

His older brother brought a team of handsome, capable bodyguards and let Yu Li choose one.

That was the first time Yu Li met Lu Qing. From then on, he had a rugged bodyguard by his side who obeyed his every command.

Lu Qing was rugged, but he was tall and long-legged, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist. His handsome face was wild and untamed. He didn't look like a bodyguard so much as a top male model ready to strut down the runway at any moment.

The new bodyguard could handle himself in any situation, indoors or out. He beat people half to death when the young master needed someone beaten, and when necessary, he could also satisfy the young master's curiosity about the adult world, switching back and forth between bodyguard and fuck buddy.

"Do you know why I chose you out of so many people back then?"

They had just shared a long kiss. The man gripped the young master's slender waist, his voice low and husky. "Why?"

Yu Li chuckled softly, his pale, delicate hand touching the bodyguard's well-defined pectoral muscles beneath his ribbed tank top.

"Because you had the biggest chest out of all of them."

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After the Yu family was framed by their closest ally, the Xu family, their empire teetered on the brink of collapse.

Xu Baicheng came to Yu Li with a contract, his voice still gentle. "Xiao Li, marry me. I'll do everything I can to protect the Yu family."

Yu Li tore up the contract and told him to get lost.

Xu Baicheng sneered and slammed the door on his way out.

He would wait for the day the Yu family could no longer hold on, when Yu Li would come begging him in person.

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With enemies circling like wolves, the Yu family struggled to hold on.

Xu Baicheng was waiting, and so were the other powerful families in Jiangcheng.

But instead of seeing the Yu family fall, they received news of a marriage alliance between the Lu family of the capital and the Yu family.

The loyal dog who once followed the young master's every command had transformed into the youngest head of the Lu family.

The only thing that hadn't changed was his loyalty to Yu Li, even under a different identity.

However, the young master, who had just learned Lu Qing's identity and had been kept in the dark all along, didn't seem inclined to forgive his big dog.

On their wedding night, Second Master Lu wore a ribbed tank top into the bridal suite, only to be kicked out by his young master.

The toy he had given Yu Li in the past was kicked out with him.

Lu Qing, who had to sleep on the sofa on their wedding night, gave a bitter laugh.

This time, Yu Li was really angry. Even his pectoral muscles were no use.

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Reader's Guide:

* A rugged, well-built, big-chested bodyguard and veteran × a pampered, refined young master

* A shamelessly cheesy, melodramatic romance is here. Everyone, make way!

* 1v1, devoted in body and soul

* Boobs: a man's finest dowry

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Theme: What you see isn't always the truth. You have to understand things with your heart.