[Genshin Impact] After Becoming Pantalone's Younger Sister

There's no money in Liyue's alleys, and no snow in Snezhnaya. I thought I had transmigrated for sixteen whole years, but I'd never imagined life could take such an unexpected turn. * “I am Pantalone, the Fatui Harbinger known as the Regrator, ” Paimon: “Huh?! Wait! Yan Nian, are you that rich sucker himself?!” Aether: “!” I fall into a strange silence, then smoothly change course. “, his subordinate. Codename... uh, we're old friends, so just call me Yan Nian. Anyway, I'm not my brother, that sucker. I would never do something stupid like let some other man spend money on my one true love.” Paimon: “?” Aether: “?” Me: “?” * My brother handles the money, and doing so makes him miserable. As his sister, I feel terrible watching people exploit him and make his life so painful every day. So I beat up Number Two (the Doctor, Dottore), pummel the youngest Harbinger (Tartaglia, Childe), take down Number Four single-handedly (the Captain, Capitano), and crush Number Six (the Balladeer, Scaramouche)... Number Six is all right, though. I admire him. After beating them all up, I come to the strange realization that there's not a single capable fighter in the Fatui. This place feels incredibly unsafe, and I really want to take my brother and defect. Just then, their leader, the Tsaritsa of Snezhnaya, speaks... “It's been a long time, Kasimoral.” Me, holding one of the Doctor's severed limbs: “Huh? Are you talking to me?” Her Majesty the Tsaritsa: “Yes, old friend... Could you let go of the Doctor's arm?” I drop the arm. “Sure.” Pantalone: ?????????????? * Lord Pantalone has a sickly younger sister. A doctor once said she wouldn't live past fifteen, so Pantalone spent a fortune getting all kinds of rare treasures to save her. Then, when his sister turned seventeen, Pantalone got some news. “So, His Majesty told me I'm not actually human. I really was gravely ill, but ordinary medicine wouldn't work on me. Still, we've found a solution! I'm setting out with the Doctor for the land of wisdom to look for an old friend! Wait for me to come back, big brother. I'll bring you some local specialties!” Pantalone: “As long as you're all right... Wait, what do you mean it wouldn't work?” I give him an awkward laugh. “Haha, b-big brother, don't be mad.” Him: “...” Me: “Brother, brother, brother!!! Help! Help me!!!!” Instead of the interrogation I'd expected, I see the young man's brows relax as he sighs. Pantalone gently kisses my forehead, just like he did countless times when I was a sickly child, soothing me. He smiles tenderly. “Remember to come back soon. If you get too close to the Doctor, you can forget about getting a salary or pocket money.” Me: “??? I'm defecting!!!” He strokes my cheek. “You wouldn't dare.” Me: “...” Morax, do something about your biggest fan. ★ First-person POV ★ OOC and plot holes ★ Also includes some sanity-straining scenes ★ A comedy with a bit of a harem feel and multiple love interests to choose from ★ Respectable on the outside, but eighty percent unhinged on the inside ★ Nothing is more important than the heroine, and she has an overpowered golden finger ★ The heroine isn't human. She's the ultimate villain, chaotic evil personified. Theme: You never tamed me. I only sheathed my claws when I loved you.