The Uruk Branch in Konoha

[Changing the premise to fill in the gaps. Feel free to follow or unfollow.]

Lujiatil transmigrated.

After transmigrating, he had to face three facts.

First, he was in a chaotic era of war, where even a village brawl could escalate into a battle among gods.

Second, he was a weakling who couldn't even fight a chicken, and didn't even count as human.

Third, he couldn't get in touch with his all-powerful big brother.

Fortunately, as the younger brother of the King of Uruk and the oldest trust-fund baby in all humanity, Lujiatil had nothing except money.

Faced with a red-eyed ninja who was reportedly so poor he had to work as a mercenary, and who was eyeing him covetously,

he suddenly came up with a brilliant idea.

So Lujiatil blinked and scattered countless gold coins and jewels.

"Hello. Would you like to hear Uruk's teachings, praise our supreme king with me, and join us?"

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Uchiha Sasuke felt that something was off.

He had only gone to sleep after taking revenge on Danzo, but when he woke up, he unexpectedly found himself seventy years in the past. His clan was still alive, the land was engulfed in war, and even his old home, the Village Hidden in the Leaves, had yet to be founded.

He had returned to before it all began.

Fine. If founding the Village Hidden in the Leaves was a mistake, if the peace the Uchiha longed for was a mistake, then he might as well destroy it all from the very beginning.

But before he could storm the village with his sword, a handsome stranger with blond hair and red eyes stopped him.

Lujiatil: "Hello. Do you revere the eternal Hero King? Do you revere Gilgamesh? Would you like to join our invincible Uruk?"

Uchiha Sasuke: ???

The Village Hidden in the Leaves had gone crazy.

Wait, who was the Hero King? Who was Gilgamesh? And what was the Uruk religion???

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The Village Hidden in the Leaves was founded as usual, but it wasn't quite as Uchiha Sasuke remembered it.

First, Senju Hashirama was no longer the God of Shinobi. He was the high priest of Enki, the god of life.

Second, Uchiha Madara was no longer the Ghost of the Uchiha. He offered his death to the queen of the underworld.

Senju Tobirama was the head of the council, speaking for the king's authority, while Uchiha Izuna was the village's guardian deity, blessed by Venus.

And finally...

Uchiha Sasuke gritted his teeth. "What happened to the Hokage?"

The Hokage was the leader of a village. It sounded like a position with at least some authority.

Lujiatil answered as if it were obvious: "The duty of guiding humanity naturally belongs to my big brother."

"Then what about me???"

His brother Gilgamesh had a closest friend. Their souls were intertwined. They were enemies and companions, shackles and faith, the one and only for each other.

If his brother had one, then he wanted one too.

Lujiatil patted Uchiha Sasuke on the shoulder, his expression solemn. "Of course, you're my very best friend!"

Uchiha Sasuke: "..."

Was that what he had asked?!

It feels like all you people from Uruk have something wrong with your heads.

#Main pairing: Uchiha Sasuke x Lujiatil, with the secondary pairing Gilgamesh x Enkidu. Everyone has a duty to build up their own ships.

#The romance and plot are split fifty-fifty. We'll mix a little plot into a whole lot of melodrama!

#Lots of original headcanons, very out of character.

Theme: We will meet again in the end