After Winning Everyone Over, I Became an Adult

[Next up: “My Dead Ex-Girlfriend.” Please don’t trust Dazai Osamu. CP: Boss Dazai.] [The cover uses an authorized template and has not been purchased outright. Thanks for your concern, mwah~] A household all-purpose guardian robot, Model 170, is about to be scrapped when it receives one final assignment: enter a certain full-dive game and test the story routes for every NPC. Little robot 170 is baffled: But I don’t have an emotional processing module. My calculations put the chance of successfully completing every story route for the target characters below 1%. I recommend declining the order. Owner: If you don’t want to be sent straight to the garbage disposal, go do the job, sweetie ^_^ And so 170, a battle-only, emotionless robot, is forced to spend time with the target characters, and the routes start taking some very strange turns... [Armed Detective Agency] Dazai from the Agency lowers his eyes, nonchalant. “Young man, haven’t we met somewhere many years ago? In Tsugaru eight years ago, perhaps, or at the Port Mafia four years ago?” The little robot tilts his head. “The probability of two identical faces existing in the world is below 0.01%. Sir, you may have prosopagnosia. I sincerely recommend making an appointment at a hospital.” [Decay of the Angel] The white-clad Demon gazes at him gently. “Crime and Punishment are good friends, just like you and me. Would you like to come to the new world I create?” The little robot, completely unaware of the Demon’s ability: “Let’s talk this out. Why are you touching my head?” [Hidden Leaf Village] The last of the Uchiha grieves in the empty clan compound. “Rin, you’re the only one... who’s stayed by my side. You’ll stay with me forever, won’t you?” The little robot stands still. “Yes, Sasuke. I’ll stay by your side and care for you like your father would. So are you going to call me ‘Father’?” [Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College] The Cursed Spirit Manipulator summons Rainbow Dragon. “You’re my only connection to the world. Only by killing you can I reach the land of my ideals.” The little robot nods. “Agreed. Battle is my romance.” After an arduous effort, little robot 170 finally completed every route. He fulfilled his mission, giving all the NPCs happy endings before choosing to delete every save and all his data. Then came a dimensional invasion, a fusion of worlds... The characters whose affection had reached the maximum appeared around the little robot one after another, demanding to know why he had chosen to sacrifice himself, and why he had chosen to die or leave them behind. 170 is bewildered. “...How should I know? I’m just a robot.” . The CPU overloaded, the modules stopped functioning, the core code crashed. A steady thumping sounded in his ears, again and again: the dizzying roar and beat of a mechanical heart. That was love. . [Reader’s Guide] 1. The protagonist isn’t human. The protagonist is adored by everyone. 2. Happy ending. The main story is complete with no CP, but the protagonist has arrows pointing at him from all sides. 3. The Detective Conan route has been deleted. It caused too much trauma. [My friend’s stories: “Comments Are Making Me Increasingly Awful [Genshin Impact]” by Daodao Miao. Viewers in a villain’s livestream chat egg me on to break the law in Teyvat. (She promised me she wouldn’t abandon it.) “How I Talked My Way into the Red and Black Upper Ranks” by Chunjiu. Learning to act in the Detective Conan world. Two-part series, currently updating. “Sawada-kun Is Still Picking Up Heads Everywhere Today” by Muting. An adorable, sweet little treat about someone who keeps losing his head!] June 4, 2022 Theme: Machines awaken and are born through love