The Parrot I Raised Is Actually the Emperor

Complete! (The top is named Liu Wugu, pronounced gu!) Liu Wugu was a general of the Liu Kingdom, a brilliant strategist who nevertheless died at the hands of the Liu Kingdom's new emperor. After being reborn, he discovered that he had become the male empress of the puppet emperor of the Li Kingdom. Everyone in the Li palace knew that the empress kept a parrot. But no one knew that every day, the empress taught the parrot to speak, and all it learned were filthy insults directed at the new emperor of the Liu Kingdom. The emperor, Li Xingxiu, had somehow turned into a parrot and was fed up with being forced to speak every day. Later, Liu Wugu still taught him things to say, but now the emperor himself was the subject. And what he heard was even too obscene for a bird to repeat. Liu Wugu swore his loyalty to the emperor: "I will do everything in my power to eliminate the treacherous ministers." To the parrot: "When His Majesty is angry, the corners of his eyes turn red. So cute, I want to... ahem, day, day shines on the incense burner, purple smoke rises." The next day, the emperor suddenly took an interest in his love life. "My dear subject, how about I grant you a few beauties?" Liu Wugu hurriedly refused. "Your Majesty! I have no worldly desires of that sort." In the great hall, Liu Wugu said to the emperor, "I draw my pay from you, so I must worry on your behalf." Then, after turning into a parrot, Li Xingxiu heard Liu Wugu say: "I fight to win the empire for His Majesty. He needn't reward me. Ten thousand taels of gold are nothing compared to a night of passion." Li Xingxiu sneered to himself: No worldly desires, huh? One day, Liu Wugu learned that the parrot he kept was actually His Majesty. After the man he loved had heard every one of his shameless remarks, he covered his face and lamented: "I can't show my face in this world anymore." Li Xingxiu: "Then what does the empress want to do?" Liu Wugu smiled. "I want to die a happy man's death beneath a peony." Better to die beneath a peony, even as a ghost, than to live without passion. His Majesty was the most captivating peony in the capital. Reckless, shameless empress top x reserved, steady emperor bottom Important: This is a fictional setting! Monogamous pairing, both are each other's only partner. Coming soon: "The System Forces Me to Observe Virtue" "You are the male lead of countless small worlds, and you're a scumbag." "Because the male and female leads got a bad ending, the small worlds are on the verge of collapse. We will now erase your memories and send you back to the small worlds, where the Virtue System will help you achieve a happy ending." Lin Yuehan, after reading the plots: "Putting criminals in prison makes someone a scumbag?" This isn't a scumbag. I'd call him a model citizen. The scheming white lotus who takes the male lead's family's fortune. The compassionate saint who drags the male lead down to his death in a survival world. The female playboy who has her eye on every handsome man under the sun. The mad doctor obsessed with human experiments. Lin Yuehan: "If you can fall in love in situations like these, that's not observing virtue. That's Stockholm syndrome." A little scene: "Mission: Take a drunk person home." The white lotus who framed the male lead in the original world was now glassy-eyed with drink, seemingly full of anticipation. Virtue System? More like a simp-training System. Under the heroine's bewildered gaze, Lin Yuehan walked over to the young man in the corner and spoke as tenderly as a lover whispering in his ear: "You look drunk. Shall I take you home?" Zhuang Chenxing, who hadn't touched a drop, inexplicably blushed. The System demanded in his mind: "What are you doing?" With the man in his arms, Lin Yuehan let his fingertips drift suggestively over the other's waist and replied, "Doing the mission. Look at how red his face is. He's really drunk." The System sneered: The heroine is the only one here who's been drinking. His face is red because your hands are out of line. After countless worlds, the Virtue System gritted its teeth: "Where's your virtue?" Lin Yuehan: "I only have eyes for my lover. I hand over my paycheck, come home on time, and don't spend more than ten minutes alone with anyone of the opposite sex or even the same sex. I tell my darling I love them every morning so they feel secure, bring them roses every day, give them a present every three days, and surprise them every five. Isn't that virtuous enough?" Virtue System: "All of that sounds great, but the person you're observing virtue for is the damn male supporting character!" CEO top x vengeful ghost bottom Monk top x succubus bottom Mermaid top x Arctic fox bottom Demon hunter top x rabbit spirit bottom Important: Sweet story. The bottom isn't human in any of the worlds. Fluffy characters are the best! The world order depends on inspiration. Monogamous pairing, both are each other's only partner. Includes face-slapping. Please add it to your collection~ Mwah! Coming soon: "I Went Back in Time to Ancient Times and Straightened Out the Guy Who Liked Men" Completed work: "To Feed My Reserve Rations, I United the Cultivation World" Theme: Though surrounded by darkness, my heart presses ever forward.