One Big Bite of My Beautiful Wife

[Preorder: Every Day I Struggle to Survive Under the Villain's Thumb] Please add it to your favorites~ Goofy, overdramatic kid × venomous sweetheart, gorgeous beauty 1 On the day of Wen Xiao's eighteenth birthday, he got into a car accident. His wandering soul transmigrated into a book, and just as he was about to dissipate, he possessed the protagonist's... mount. This is a sequel to an unfinished cultivation novel about leveling up. The original story follows the male lead, Lin Yuezhan, who changes his constitution through a fortuitous encounter, levels up and defeats monsters along the way, and reaches the pinnacle of life. The mount is a huge silver-white python, an incredibly powerful cultivator and the undisputed ruler of the mountain. Wen Xiao: Being a ghost mount is great. This mountain is his happy place, so the male lead can get lost! 2 Wen Xiao is having the time of his life. He even picked up a gorgeous beauty with amnesia. The beauty is delicate and clingy, and insists on having his babies. Wen Xiao, eighteen-year-old kid: Make way. You're getting in the way of my frog-catching. Then one day, Wen Xiao's happy place gets blown up. The beauty says solemnly, "I've recovered my memories." Wen Xiao looks at his slightly rounded belly and puts on an act: "I knew it! Now that our home is gone, you're going to abandon me and run off with the baby!" The beauty: "...Pack your things. I'll take you somewhere you can live off me." Wen Xiao doesn't think much of it: How good can the food be? On an immortal mountain, the words "Number One Sect Under Heaven" gleam in golden letters. The beauty smiles brilliantly. "Husband, I forgot to tell you my name. I'm Lin Yuezhan. This immortal mountain will be your new home from now on." "..." #The male lead became his wife# #What a cushy life# ● One-on-one, happy ending, first love for both. ● The top is a childish kid who says whatever comes to mind. Neither his words nor his actions are very smart. He says he doesn't want it, but his body says otherwise. The bottom is hopelessly in love with the top. He's a snake to everyone else, but a sweetheart to the top. Their feelings for each other are extremely, extremely, extremely mutual. ● If you're uncomfortable, please stop reading. Let's keep discussions civil, starting with you and me. Thank you, heart. ● Wishing everyone peace, good health, and great fortune. [2023/3/3] Preorder: Every Day I Struggle to Survive Under the Villain's Thumb. Please add it to your favorites~ An optimistic top who knows child psychology and lives one day at a time × a ruthless, foul-mouthed, obnoxious, twisted villain 1 I'm an ordinary young man who couldn't hurt a fly. By accident, I transmigrated into a cultivation novel where killing isn't illegal and became a cannon-fodder patriarch who wants to possess the villain's body. The villain is my seventeenth-generation disciple, and he inherited our sect's ruthless streak. In three seconds, he'll kill me instead. 2 There are only two options in front of me: One: Kneel and beg for mercy, then die without dignity. Two: Fight the villain, get beaten to a pulp, then die with some backbone. 3 I don't want to die. So when the villain grabbed me by the throat, I kissed him against his will. 4 The villain said he needed some time alone and would kill me tomorrow. Me: Yay! I get to live another day! ● One-on-one, happy ending. ● The top is a lazy couch potato who loves to lie flat. The bottom is the biggest villain, in his younger days: a bad seed, but pure-hearted when it comes to love. ● A sweet little story about a well-adjusted young man raising a foul-mouthed villain. Theme: Make an effort to live.