I Won't Be a Scum Top

[This novel is complete. The next one will be either “I’m Five, So I’m Right” or “Scented Pheromone Seduction.” If you like it, please add it to your favorites.] [Upcoming novel: “I’m Five, So I’m Right.” The blurb is below. If you’re interested, please add it to your favorites.] Chi Ye transmigrates into a trashy romance novel as the scum top. The original character is not only a criminal who thinks he’s above the law, but also beats his wife and cheats on him with a scheming green tea. Calling him an animal would be putting it mildly. Chi Ye, who has transmigrated into his body, says, “Thanks for asking. At least I’m a person, and I know the law.” Having read the whole novel, Chi Ye decides to be a responsible husband and, at the very least, protect his gentle, innocent male wife from the green tea’s abuse. Until “Honey, don’t blame Mr. Shi. I accidentally knocked over the soup and scalded my hand.” “Honey, boohoo, why do people call me a mistress when we’re already married?” “Honey, I don’t think your friends like me very much. They all like Mr. Shi instead. I must have done something wrong~” “Honey~ Honey~” With every honey, Chi Ye loses himself a little more. His best friend gently reminds him, “Am I the only one who thinks your wife is laying it on a little thick?” Chi Ye glares at him. “He’s just innocent!” * Lu Qingyan wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into a trashy romance novel as the protagonist bottom, who gets tormented half to death by the scum top and the green tea. Lu Qingyan smiles faintly. “I’m rich and good-looking. Why should I let you two trashy men torment me?” On their wedding night, the scum top is out fooling around. Lu Qingyan whistles, twirls his car keys, and gets ready to go out and have a good time himself. He’s not about to become some pitiful man condemned to a sexless marriage. Until he runs into his returning husband at the staircase. In ten seconds, Lu Qingyan puts on a sugary, affected voice. “Honey~ I was just about to go out and meet you~” Who says he can’t be a little green tea, too? Reader’s guide: 1. Both leads transmigrate. The bottom was already in love with the top before transmigrating. 2. Not for fans who are extremely devoted to either the top or the bottom. 3. The bottom is a little unhinged and loves the top to death. 4. They dote on each other. 5. A brainless, fluffy romance with little logic. 6. In front of the top, the bottom is a pampered crybaby. Behind his back, he can knock out one kid with each punch. Please don’t read if you can’t accept that. Major warning: The original story is a trashy romance full of abuse for abuse’s sake, so all the characters are ridiculous. The side couple is ridiculous, and the extras’ endings are ridiculous. For details on just how ridiculous it gets, check the warnings in the comments. The author loves reading the comments but will never delete them, so if a comment disappears, check the backstage page. Finally, wishing everyone a happy day, every day, and lots of hair. Upcoming Novel Blurb One: Si Qi wakes up to find that he has turned into a five-year-old child. His hands are tiny, his feet are tiny, and when he pulls open his pants... Oh no, even his bird is tiny... Blurb Two: Now that he’s little, Si Qi has no choice but to ask his friend and business partner for help, making him his guardian for the time being. But... Friend A: “Holy crap, this kid looks just like Brother Qi! Could he be Brother Qi’s secret child?!” Friend B: “Is Yu doting on Brother Qi so much that he’s actually raising his kid for him without asking for anything in return?!” Friend C: “Yu is so amazing. Boohoo, I’m moved by his selfless love all over again.” Si Qi: What the heck? Cui Huanyu likes him? Blurb Three: One day, Cui Huanyu’s suitor shows up at his door. Si Qi, who is asleep in Cui Huanyu’s arms, is woken up. Frowning, he looks at Cui Huanyu’s flushed face and feels inexplicably annoyed. After a while, he tugs at Cui Huanyu’s lapel and cries pitifully, “Mommy, this uncle is so noisy.” Cui Huanyu: ?? The suitor: “He’s your mom? Then your dad is...” Shameless Si Qi: “Can’t you tell from how I look? I’m the spitting image of my dad! My surname is Si!” Cui Huanyu: Impressive. First time I’ve seen someone become his own dad. Reader’s guide: 1. This is an ABO world, so the bottom will be called “Mommy.” Please don’t read if you can’t accept that. 2. They dote on each other. 3. Not for fans who are extremely devoted to either the top or the bottom. 4. When the top looks like a child, there will be absolutely no intimacy between them. There will be no LT scenes in the novel, so don’t worry. Blurb posted: November 30, 2022. Screenshot saved. Theme: Face every hardship with determination.