[Western Crossover] Cultivating Immortality, but I'm a Batkid

Coming next: I'm the Evil Keyboard Immortal in the Cultivation World How does Lin feel when he learns that his father is Wayne? Lin: Who? Lin is a cultivator, and so are his mother, his maternal grandfather, and his maternal grandmother. He thought his father, whom he'd never met, would be like the rest of them. Maybe an elder in seclusion at a major sect, a wandering sword cultivator famous throughout the land, or at the very least the master of a weapon-forging estate. But his father turns out to be a powerless muggle. By the way, he stole the word "muggle" from the wizarding world next door. Lin is sent to Gotham City to bond with his muggle father and muggle brothers. Lin: Wait! The cultivators of Sword Mountain can't live without their junior granduncle! So his mother dumps Sword Mountain in Gotham City, too. The Bat-Family welcomes a new member, Lin. He has the petite build and soft features of an East Asian boy. According to people in the know, Lin was injured as a child and isn't very bright. At night, Lin sits cross-legged on the balcony, staring into space. He really does look like he's not very bright. His brothers kindly and warmly take Lin out for a stroll in the garden. Lin, who was suddenly carried off while meditating: ? During the day, Damian awkwardly brings him a photo of a person riding a giant panda in China, trying to strike up a conversation and bond with him. Damian: In China, does everyone ride giant pandas to school? Lin: I showed it to my panda. He said it was photoshopped. Jason takes Lin for a ride on his motorcycle to shop and explore the city. Lin pats Jason on the shoulder: Next time, I'll take you flying on a sword. I'm crazy good at it. None of them take Lin seriously. They just think he's not very bright and has a bad case of chuunibyou. Until one day, Superman carries Lin by the scruff of his neck into the Batcave. Superman: B, your son broke the rules and flew into me on his sword. The Bat-Family: ? So the talking panda, spirit talismans, and sword flight Lin mentioned are all real. The Dark Knight has always worried that the new faction called "Sword Mountain" might threaten Gotham City. They're powerful and mysterious, and no one knows who leads them. Then he sees a sea of Sword Mountain cultivators respectfully bowing to his own "frail" little son, who's not even half his height. "Greetings, Junior Granduncle." One particular cat-eared knight: Nice. The son he just found again may not be physically strong or quick on his feet, but he's a cultivator, and he's got a whole gang of cultivators at his beck and call! Reader's guide: The protagonist is a little jerk, not your typical money-grubber, has an extremely odd way of thinking, and lacks the bearing of a cultivator. Everyone is out of character. Best to read it as a Wayne family adventure or a Lego universe. The logic is trash, so turn your brain off. If it messes with your head, don't blame me. Also, this is a slice-of-life story! There is a main plot, but very, very little of it! It's mostly everyday life, so the pacing is slow! Your workaholic author: entering the paid section on July 10! After that, at least nine chapters a day. Unless I'm busy with something urgent or school starts, it'll be daily! Preview of another story: After grinding for two nights straight, an internet-addicted girl dies regretfully from overwork. Bei Lin clutches her heart, and her last thought is: If I get another chance, I'm deleting my browser history! Then she really does get another chance, but in an internet-free cultivation novel, as a cannon-fodder character with barely three lines in the whole book. The cultivation world is great. It's great in every way except the ways it isn't. Bei Yu: Seriously, what difference is there between a cultivation world without a keyboard and being dead? Her painfully deep obsession leads Bei Yu to forge her own natal weapon, and she instantly becomes a cultivation prodigy. Bei Yu looks at her custom-made keyboard... her natal artifact, and slowly types a question mark. Senior brothers and sisters: What's the junior sister's artifact? Bei Yu: Um, it's a key... keyboard? Her entire sect weeps with joy. The Sword Sect finally has a successor, so they quickly appoint Bei Yu as their senior sister. Then Bei Yu pulls out her keyboard. Sword Sect disciples: ? Something's not right. Senior brother, a sword cultivator: This sword looks strange and completely useless in a fight. Bei Yu sneers, pounds on her keyboard, and unloads a torrent of abuse on her senior brother, dealing massive elemental damage. Senior brother: Nice. Cultivators' dueling tournament. Enemy: Little girl, what do you think of this move? Bei Yu presses copy and paste: Not bad, but in a second, it'll be mine. Night of the Hunt. The Sky Beast, hailed as the most powerful of its kind, glares at Bei Yu. Senior sister: Be careful, junior sister. Bei Yu points at the Sky Beast and presses Delete. The next second, the creature that had been glaring at her disappears without a trace. Bei Yu glances at the recycle bin: Tsk, why is it taking up 1.8 GB? Maybe I should permanently delete it. Sky Beast: Meow meow meow? To disrupt Bei Yu's mind and make her go mad, the Ghost King infiltrates her consciousness. Green hills, four-colored windows: it's a Windows desktop. On the Windows desktop, he is compressed into a paper doll, surrounded by several 360 Security Guards. The Ghost King, looking tiny and helpless in front of the security guards: Save me, save me! The demon lord tosses Bei Yu into a ten-thousand-year-old ice cavern, leaving her to fend for herself. Bei Yu sneers and sits down to render a 4K landscape: I'm going to make it hot! Scorching hot! A month later, the demon lord returns to check on her. The ice cavern is now full of birdsong and flowers, no longer cold at all. And Bei Yu? She's rendering her mansion, apparently planning to settle down in the cavern and make a home for herself. After accidentally saving the cultivation world with her keyboard, Bei Yu derails the story of the male and female leads and is chosen as the new ruler of the cultivation world. She's known as the Evil Keyboard Immortal. Theme: No matter how great the rift between you and your family, they are still your family, the only ones who will love and protect you unconditionally.