After Becoming the Five-Man Team's Teacher in Detective Conan

Synopsis: Here’s what happened. My name is Kawashima Esaki. I’m 23 years old, and a “disciplined” villain. On my way home, I was checking the one billion in savings a crooked businessman had voluntarily given me when I accidentally got hit by a truck and launched into the air. Then a forum System insisted on binding itself to me. It said that if I didn’t place in the top three in the Death God Elementary Schooler Forum popularity poll, I’d receive a random punishment. Haha. That stupid System gave me the identity of a Japanese public security officer who also works part-time as a police academy instructor. I spend all day surrounded by silver handcuffs (slacking off and playing games, crossed out). When would I have time to care about some popularity poll? One day. Watching the teacher shuffle by with messy hair, dark circles under his eyes, and deathly pale skin Hiromitsu: “…I heard Teacher Esaki is so addicted to games that he handed in his resignation, only for the principal to reject it.” The five-man group fell silent: “…” Apart from his unexpectedly impressive hand-to-hand combat, marksmanship, bomb disposal, and investigative skills, what about this guy makes him look like a public security officer?! Synopsis two: The holidays ended. Kawashima Esaki received a secret assignment. His superiors wanted him to infiltrate the transnational criminal syndicate known as the Black Organization as an undercover agent. “Being an undercover agent on the government’s dime and collecting a salary from both sides is allowed?” Kawashima Esaki was ecstatic. The System was even happier than he was. “At last, we have an assignment! Wait, why is this random punishment making me disappear from the story for several years?!” Esaki set off with his luggage, thrilled to start the job. His vision went black. When he opened his eyes, seven years had passed. He was 23. The dark-skinned student who pulled him out of a cultivation tank in an abandoned laboratory was 29. “Thank goodness, Sensei. You’re alive...” Esaki, caught in Toru’s arms: ? Wait, why are you crying? What happened to my undercover mission? After the latest chapter of Death God Elementary Schooler was released, the forum exploded! “Waaah, Teacher Ezaki isn’t dead, he’s alive!!! He was the one thing the entire Red faction cherished, and their greatest regret. Every time I see someone at the National Police Agency take out that group photo, I cry so hard I could go blind!” “Thank you for your selfless guidance back then, Sensei. Otherwise, would the five-man group have been able to dodge death so many times?” “…Everyone, ahem, have you noticed that Teacher Ezaki actually looks pretty handsome when he gets serious...” “!!!” Note: The main story is written in third person. Pairing: Toru. This is what I’m writing next (blushing). "Is It Really My Fault the Characters Are Out of Character?!" (Starting August 8~) Synopsis: Sudo Ren has gone dark! His job was supposed to be fixing bugs and filling in the blank parts of the characters’ childhoods. He’d always done it well, so how did his mission targets end up breaking? “Is it really my fault the characters are out of character?!” The System sneered: “Quit whining. My eyes are the measuring stick.” [World One: Jujutsu Kaisen] A deformed child was born in a village, with two faces and four arms, hideous and bullied, abused, and left homeless. Then one day, a sickly young master discovered him and decided to keep him as a pet for fun. “And then?” “Then?” Sudo Ren propped his chin on his hand. “Then the young master died of illness and reincarnated as a young police officer. On his first day at work, he ran into a school bombing, and his pet was resurrected inside some pink-haired student...” Then he immediately grabbed him, moved in with him, and started dating him. = = Because the body wasn’t his own, Sukuna would burn with jealousy whenever someone touched Sudo Ren, so he was incredibly good at holding himself back! He even declared, “Until I find my own body, I can use my mouth!!” Sudo Ren: Hm??? #My wife is a police officer, so I have no choice but to protect world peace# #Pure evil × virtuous husband energy√# [World Two: Gintama] Utsuro, born from the ley lines of Earth, could neither age nor die. He was murdered countless times, yet never achieved true death. Feared by humanity, he was locked away in a dungeon, unable to tell night from day, until a boy climbed the mountain and took him home. The boy read him picture books and taught him to read, turning “Utsuro” into a “person.” But tuberculosis cruelly took the boy from this world. Utsuro watched him breathe his last. He watched his body dissolve, unable to withstand the power of the immortal blood. He watched the villagers cry “Demon!” and rush at him, setting him alight and striking him with countless blows At last, Utsuro suddenly understood. Would I only die if the Earth died? Sudo, forcibly reincarnated as a minor cannon-fodder character tasked with defeating the world-ending supervillain, Ren, was full of questions: ????? Well, then. So that’s how you learned it? [World Three: Detective Conan] Gin had a secret. When he was young, he escaped from an assassin camp and was taken in by a well-behaved honor student. The other boy shared his home with him, used the compensation money from his parents’ deaths to pay for his medical treatment, and was so oblivious that he didn’t even realize he was being followed by a stalker after getting soaked in the rain. Gin had to step in and deal with it. Later. The boy was accidentally killed by someone. Gin spent a long time taking care of the body He was strangely calm inside. Sudo Ren, in the middle of class, was kicked into a second tour of the mission world: Huh? Wait! Wasn’t he supposed to be strangely calm inside???? The System: Yes, calm enough to go blow up the Japanese islands. Worlds Four, Five, and Six: Demon Slayer, Haikyu!!, Hunter × Hunter, Blood Blockade Battlefront, and more. Theme: Steadfastness and justice, ideals and perseverance