The Villains Go Crazier When I Dress as a Woman

Blurb:

Tsukiyama Hiiragi was a premature baby abandoned at the doorstep of the Fuji family. Frail and sickly from childhood, he couldn't even go out without weighing heavily on his family's minds, let alone play tennis with his older brother.

Just when he thought all he could ever do was cheer his brother on from the sidelines, the Rescue System came knocking.

The System said nothing about the dress-up game it came with, and coaxed him with a smile.

"You can earn ten health points for saving a villain~"

Tsukiyama Hiiragi: !

So something this good really exists.jpg

#Main world: tennis. Other worlds, tentatively: dogs, demons, and wild things#

["Noblewoman" x Spider Demon]

The bandit gang was surrounded and wiped out. Spider Demon fell off a cliff and, on the verge of death, was saved by a noblewoman as radiant as the moon.

He admired her and was infatuated with her, but the mud on the ground would never be worthy of touching the moon.

At last, on a rainy night, the man fell into depravity and became a half-demon. He turned the noblewoman and her mansion into a nest for half-demons.

["Younger Sister" x Muzan]

The eldest son of the Ubuyashiki family was sickly from birth.

Afraid he'd grow lonely, his mother bought him a younger sister when he was fourteen, a filthy but lively and healthy girl.

He watched her grow up, and watched her become more and more beautiful. When she was little, she timidly clung to him, calling him big brother. Now, she blushed as she told him she had a considerate fiance.

"You want to marry someone else?"

The man, so sick he couldn't even get out of bed, was instantly consumed by jealousy. He looked at the medicine on the table and suddenly laughed darkly.

"Only if I'm dead."

Later, he won his gamble.

The world gained the first demon.

["Snow Woman" x Calamity God Ragar]

Tsukiyama Hiiragi, whose missions keep going wrong: Help, why do the missions keep going further off track? QAQ

CP: Frail younger brother x little seaweed~ The younger brother is a master at training dogs!

Note 1: He's a boy even when dressed as a girl!

Note 2: The cover character design came from a kind friend on Bishui~

Note 3: The demon world has no blood relations or adoption. "Younger sister" is just a form of address.

Upcoming: After Becoming the Teacher of the Five Police Academy Friends [Detective Conan]. Please add it to your favorites~

Blurb:

Here's what happened.

My name is Kawashima Ezaki. I'm 23, and I'm a "disciplined" bad person.

On my way home, I was checking the ten billion I'd extorted when a truck ran me over and sent me flying.

Then a forum System insisted on binding itself to me. It said that if I didn't place in the top three in the Death God Elementary Schooler forum's popularity poll, I'd face a random punishment.

Haha.

This stupid System gave me a job with the Japanese Public Security Bureau, with a side gig as a police academy teacher. I'm a bona fide villain, hanging around a bunch of silver handcuffs all day. (Playing games on the job (crossed out).) How would I have time to care about some popularity poll?

One day.

Watching their teacher wander past with messy hair, dark circles under his eyes, and deathly pale skin,

Hiromitsu Morofushi said, "...I heard Teacher Ezaki is so addicted to games that he handed in his resignation, but the principal rejected it."

The five friends fell silent: "..."

Apart from being unexpectedly good at hand-to-hand combat, shooting, bomb disposal, and investigation, what about this guy seems like Public Security?!

Blurb 2:

The holidays ended.

Kawashima Ezaki received a secret mission. The higher-ups wanted him to infiltrate a transnational criminal organization, the Black Organization, as an undercover agent.

"I'm allowed to be a bad guy on the government's dime?"

Kawashima Ezaki was ecstatic.

The System was even happier than he was. "Hehe, this time the random punishment is no screen time for N years."

Ezaki, dragging his suitcase and excitedly preparing to report for duty, suddenly blacked out. When he opened his eyes, seven years had passed.

He was 23.

The dark-skinned student who pulled him out of a cultivation tank in an abandoned laboratory was 29.

"Thank goodness, Sensei, you're alive..."

Ezaki, hugged by Rei Furuya: ?

Wait, why are you crying?

What happened to my undercover mission?

After the newest chapter of Death God Elementary Schooler came out, the forum exploded!

"Waaah, Ezaki-sensei isn't dead, he's alive!!! He's the beloved and greatest regret of the entire Red Team. Every time I see someone at the National Police Agency take out that group photo, I cry my eyes out!"

"Thank you, Sensei, for selflessly teaching them back then. Otherwise, how could the five friends have kicked over so many lunch boxes?"

"...Everyone, ahem, have you noticed that Ezaki-sensei looks pretty handsome when he's serious..."

"!!!"

Note: The main story is told in third person.

CP: Toru.

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The Supernatural Beings Always Want to Match Me with Killua, by Qingzhan Chaoge. In one sentence: Every day, the supernatural beings work hard to play matchmaker.

The Right Way to Live Off Your Partner (Quick Transmigration), by Zhouqi Qiufeng: He's not just a pretty face, he's a fox spirit too~

Please add them to your favorites!

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