The Twins Are Pretending to Be Each Other Again!

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On the first day of school, the Chen twins played their favorite childhood trick: switching identities.

The older brother, a top science student with a cool, distant manner, shouldered his younger brother's art portfolio and walked into the art students' classroom.

The younger brother, an art student with a modest following in the art community, picked up a stack of contest problems and stepped into the mysterious elite class.

After school, the older brother took down the thugs demanding protection money, ending things with an extremely abstract, mocking painting.

He held his paintbrush and glanced coolly at the broad-shouldered athlete at the intersection. "You want some too?"

Paint the color of blood ran down the brush handle and onto his fingers. His hands were as beautiful as jade, but his eyes were icy.

Fu Tianhe, who had rolled up his sleeves, ready to play the hero and save the beauty: ???

The athlete shuddered and quietly lowered his sleeves, covering the Peppa Pig temporary tattoo on his arm.

"N-no, that's not it... Did you understand the last chemistry lesson? Yeah, I wanted to ask you about something!"

The older brother flourished his brush and wrote a complicated chemical equation on the wall.

"What's that?"

"The chemical equation for using hydrogen fluoride to catalyze the hydrolysis of a corpse."

The athlete: "..."

The younger brother sat through math class, his head spinning.

Bored out of his mind, he picked up his pen and casually sketched a human figure that would need to be censored. His golden-haired, violet-eyed deskmate, who spoke with a Northeastern accent, happened to see it.

Shaflai, who had assumed his deskmate wasn't paying attention because he already knew everything, was just about to ask him about a contest problem: "?"

The younger brother leaned closer with a smile in his eyes and whispered, "Do you like it? If you do, I can draw one just for you. I've got nothing else to do, anyway. Since you're so handsome, I won't charge you."

Shaflai: "??"

After PE, the younger brother came over on his own. "Hey, deskmate, I really like your physique. How about modeling for my figure sketches?"

Shaflai, who was wiping sweat with the hem of his jersey: "???"

He quietly tugged his shirt back down, the tips of his ears turning red as he covered his abs.

The top-scoring older brother never imagined that, just to attend college in the same city as him, Fu Tianhe, an athlete, would bury himself in his books, prepare for competitions, and give it everything he had.

In the end, he shouldered his gear, crossed the plateau, and conquered the snowy mountains.

You are up in the sky, while I chase after you from here on earth.

The younger brother never imagined that his academic ace of a deskmate would be so innocent, either.

He could only give his new boyfriend three rules: 1. Don't get so nervous when we hold hands that you start walking with your arms and legs out of sync. 2. Don't secretly kiss my forehead when we hug. 3. Relax when you're modeling, and don't turn bright red.

Older brothers: Cheerful, sunny athlete(?) x cool, detached all-around academic ace

Younger brothers: Foreign hacker, a brooding sourpuss x renowned artist, a seductive and receptive art student

P.S. This is a school-life parallel universe of "The Two Omegas Swapped Lives!" If you're interested, check out the author's profile for the brothers in the post-apocalyptic world!

My new novel, "I Turned Myself In as a Human Disaster!", is now available. Please add it to your reading list!

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Xu Xunge: Obviously, I cling to the biggest thigh I can find!

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Reality kept warping. Horrifying, uncanny mirror worlds invaded at an alarming rate, monstrous creatures hunted with insatiable greed, and disasters struck one after another. Xu Xunge became the source of it all.

In short: a human disaster.

Once he got the full picture, Xu Xunge immediately clung to the powerful officials who came rushing to the scene.

A powerful partnership? What's not to love!

From now on, he had an official government job, too.

But the System was a bit of a rip-off.

Still, that was no problem. He had powerful connections.

Pay to upgrade? His approved funding request came to eight figures, and he even got rare minerals to use!

Hone his cooking skills? More than a dozen masters of traditional Chinese cuisine, all recognized as inheritors of intangible cultural heritage, gave him enthusiastic, hands-on lessons!

Make a name for himself? The whole world built a touring train to take his dishes to every corner of the globe!

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System: ...So you've gotten addicted to exploiting free resources, huh?! (throws a fit)

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A mysterious touring train restaurant linked the world together. They say that Chef Xu, from China, can make dishes that purify every kind of mutation.

Passenger 1: Ever since I had the chef's chilled spoon worms, the creepy eyeball embedded in my headboard finally disappeared. I felt refreshed all over, and even tore apart a giant hornet that broke into my house with my bare hands.

Passenger 2: The chef's Wellington dragon ribs were delicious. They were so spicy I breathed fire and burned the parasites off my family member. No more pain or itching!

Passenger 3: If you ask me, the absolute best was the stir-fried paper nautilus. I ate it and dove straight into the Mariana Trench, where I beat the tar out of a Mishi Raya hydrazoan. Too bad I couldn't bring one back for the chef to cook.

Xu Xunge: Well... A reality warper who can't chop a Deep Abyss beast to pieces isn't a proper chef. I personally dealt with all these weird ingredients.

Who knew that at first, he just wanted to stay alive? orz

Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day.