The Face-Blind Foolish Darling Is Widowed and Has Caught Someone's Eye!

Please add my next upcoming novels to your reading list: Do Three-and-a-Half-Year-Olds Get to Turn Their Lives Around Too? and I Tamed a Fierce Sentinel into a Fuzzy Little Pet! Qi Xian, who is severely face-blind, is forced into a marriage alliance with business magnate Shen Baiting. He wants to sabotage the arrangement, but someone coaxes him into getting covered in marks. Standing outside the civil affairs bureau, he nervously pulls open his collar to show Shen Baiting the evidence. To his surprise, Shen Baiting runs a finger over the marks and straightens his collar. "Careful, you'll catch a chill." Qi Xian 0o0: Huh? But barely two hours after the wedding, Shen Baiting dies in an accident. As his spouse, Qi Xian inherits his entire estate, and all kinds of strange people start showing up one after another. His late husband's cousin corners him in a secluded corner of the funeral hall, helps him wipe himself down, then gets him dressed. "Keep your voice down, sister-in-law. Someone might hear us. My brother's gone, so I'll take care of you in his place." His late husband's business partner, under the gaze of the black-and-white memorial portrait, wraps an arm around his waist and steals a kiss. "Shen Baiting's dead. Are you planning to mourn him for the rest of your life? He even saw the results of us going at it all night on our wedding day." His late husband's secretary helps him crawl out from under the desk, his lips still suspiciously wet. "President Qi, how do you feel? Did I satisfy you just now?" Qi Xian returns home exhausted and only wants to get a good night's sleep, but Shen Baiting's ghost haunts him in his dreams, scolding him for being unfaithful. Terrified, Qi Xian runs to the housekeeper's room in the middle of the night and climbs into his bed: "There's a ghost! Housekeeper Wen, sleep with me... Wait, why aren't you wearing any clothes?" The company secretary keeps him company by day, the housekeeper stays with him at home by night He meets the younger brother-in-law on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and the business partner on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays At last, he gets Sunday to himself, but his late husband comes to collect his debt in his dreams I'm a master of time management by no choice of my own. They forced me into it! The first month of mourning. Qi Xian: "I'm in mourning. Don't come near me! Shen Baiting's spirit won't let you get away with this!" The second month of mourning. Qi Xian: "Shen Baiting wouldn't want me to be lonely and bullied all day. Good thing I have you all taking care of me... By the way, who are you?" The third month of mourning. Qi Xian: "Waaah, I only made the same mistake every man in the world makes! Stop fighting. You're all my wings." The sixth month of mourning. Qi Xian: "Great, I think my face blindness is finally cured... Wait! Why do you look exactly like my dead husband in the portrait?" Shen Baiting smiles, though his back teeth are about to crack from clenching them. "So, do you know who I am now?" Qi Xian closes his eyes in despair. "Four have become one." Shen Baiting: ? Reading notice: Updates every evening at six. I'll post a notice if I need to take a day off. In-line comments are open. Come join the discussion. If you like the author's style, please add their author page to your favorites. There are lots of completed novels there~ My next upcoming novel, Do Three-and-a-Half-Year-Olds Get to Turn Their Lives Around Too?, needs your support! Xiaoman has a terrifying dream. In it, his superstar uncle suddenly turns into an Omega and is forced by a scumbag, sinking into an abyss and becoming mired in scandal. The scumbag hands his uncle over to many wicked people to abuse. Young Xiaoman is kicked out of the house and left to wander, nearly dying. He struggles to grow up in the underground city, and by the time he turns eighteen, his uncle has completely broken down, removed his gland, and jumped to his death. [Ding! Congratulations, Host Yu Xiaoman. You have bound yourself to the Comeback System. At eighteen, you've lost your last family member and are as lowly as an ant. Turn your life around and become the number one tyrant in the entire galaxy, feared by all. Begin your revenge!] Xiaoman (stunned): Huh? But I'm only three! [You return to the Upper Court to visit your late uncle's grave, swearing to make everyone who mistreated him suffer a fate worse than death.] Yu Li sits on the grass, watching Xiaoman earnestly build a mound of dirt, lay down wildflowers, set up a wooden board, and crookedly write, "Jiujiu Yuli's mu." Xiaoman (earnest): Uncle, I've come to sweep your grave! Yu Li: ... [Ding! Mission complete. Reward: a divine warrior body strong enough to lift bricks with ease.] [You break into military headquarters, fight your way through numerous Alphas, and finally reach Five-Star General Xiville to challenge him.] Xiville, victorious from his expedition, walks out of military headquarters surrounded by his subordinates. Xiaoman charges out of the crowd and grabs the general's leg. "I'm looking for the world's best Alpha for my uncle. Do you dare accept my challenge?" Xiville frowns. "Are you Yu Li's little nephew?" Xiaoman: That's right! I'll tell you a secret. Uncle's about to become an Omega! Want to compete to be Xiaoman's auntie? Xiville thinks for a moment, then picks Xiaoman up. "Let's go." [Ding! Mission complete. Reward: near-immortal healing abilities.] [You hunt down the scumbag and inflict the most terrifying, cruel revenge. But as you hear his miserable screams, you feel only emptiness and sorrow.] The scumbag is getting close to Uncle! The neighbor's puppy became more obedient after they took its balls, so let's take his too. Auntie, let's go! Yu Li holds Xiaoman by the back of his collar, his face dark with disbelief, and stands outside the hospital room, listening to the scumbag's screams of pain as he stares silently at the sky. Yu Li: Yu Xiaoman, you owe me a reasonable explanation! Why did you kick him in the crotch? Xiville: He deserved it. Xiaoman nods vigorously. "Right! Auntie is right. He deserved it!" Yu Li (furious): What auntie? You two, get out! Xiaoman: Waaah, how tragic. A few years later, Yu Li watches his nephew lift a mecha with one hand and leap from the tenth floor only to bounce back up, perfectly fine. He falls into deep thought. Is there something a little abnormal about my nephew? Xiaoman: Because Xiaoman is going to turn his life around and become the number one tyrant in the galaxy! Preorder: I Tamed a Fierce Sentinel into a Fuzzy Little Pet! Please add it to your reading list! Beast tamer Xi Yunhuai transmigrates to an unknown planet. It's a desolate wasteland, where all kinds of strange, fierce, twisted fuzzy creatures roam. A gray wolf with filthy, blood-matted fur drags its broken leg and carries Xi Yunhuai into its den. A dying feathered serpent opens its scarlet eyes and coils around the back of a blind lynx, ready to pounce and kill Xi Yunhuai. Xi Yunhuai: S-so cute! No one can resist fluffy creatures! Once they're trained to behave, shouldn't I pet them to my heart's content? The Austere Empire is enduring its darkest moment in centuries. Three years ago, in a desperate battle against alien insectoid invaders, the empire's finest warriors unexpectedly lost their spirit forms. Death follows them like a shadow, and the pain of their missing souls never lets up. They are agitated, out of control, and on the verge of collapse. Just as they believe they will suffer until they die, they feel the presence of their spirit forms again for the first time in years. Colonel Pojiao stands onstage, ferociously berating this year's recruits, when suddenly something jolts in his crotch. He angrily clamps his legs together, cursing in alarm and trying to find out who attacked him. Then he feels someone stroke him several more times. Xi Yunhuai is struggling to treat the gray wolf's injured leg when he spots those huge bells. Anyone who can resist them must be a saint. I'm flicking them! The blind, ice-cold professor staggers back to his office. Suppressing the sounds at his lips, he drops to his knees, buries his head in his arms, and sticks his butt high in the air, trembling all over as if waiting to be spanked. Xi Yunhuai cradles the blind lynx and alternates between patting the base of its tail with both hands. The kitty purrs away. Cats love having their butts patted! General Hubert, who has been asleep for three years, opens his eyes. The dark sentinel who led the empire to victory in war climbs out of his cryogenic pod like a demon from hell, his golden eyes filled with spreading scarlet. "Take me to..." "I can hear... My soul is calling. That's his voice..." The shivers caused by a gentle touch, the delight of wanting to roll around, and the urge to purr fill the sentinels' minds. They follow the sensation to their former battlefield, only to find a young stranger holding a whip, while the most ferocious spirit forms, once responsible for killing countless alien enemies, lie docilely at his feet. Some roll over and expose their bellies, purring and begging to be petted. The bloodstained claws and fangs are put away for you. Their fierce eyes soften and shine for you. At the edge of the starry sky, you tame our savage souls. Theme: Love means choosing each other and saving each other