Can a Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Still Make a Comeback?

Xiaoman had a terrifying dream. In it, his superstar uncle suddenly became an Omega, was forced by a scumbag, and became mired in scandal. The scumbag handed his uncle over to a bunch of wicked people to abuse. Xiaoman was kicked out of the house while still young and left to wander, nearly dying. By the time he struggled to grow up in the underground city and turned eighteen, his uncle had completely broken down, removed his own glands, and jumped to his death. [ Ding! Congratulations, Host Yu Xiaoman, on binding to the Comeback System. At eighteen, you've lost your last family member and are as lowly as an ant. Make a comeback and become the first tyrant in the interstellar world, feared by all. Begin your revenge! ] Xiaoman (stunned): Huh? But I'm only three! [ You return to the Upper Court to visit your late uncle's grave, swearing to make everyone who bullied him wish they were dead. ] Yu Li sits on the grass, watching Xiaoman carefully pile up some dirt, lay down wildflowers, and prop up a wooden board. Then he shakily writes, "Jiujiu Yu Li's mu." Xiaoman (earnestly): Uncle, I'm here to visit your grave! Yu Li: ... [ Ding! Mission complete. Reward: a Martial God body with the strength to lift bricks with one hand. ] [ You break into military headquarters, fight numerous Alphas, and finally reach Five-Star General Xivir, challenging him to a duel. ] Xivir returns in triumph from an expedition, surrounded by his subordinates as he walks out of military headquarters. Xiaoman charges out of the crowd and grabs the general's leg. "I'm looking for the world's best Alpha for my uncle. Do you dare accept the challenge?" Xivir frowns. "You're Yu Li's little nephew?" Xiaoman: That's right! I'll let you in on a secret: Uncle's about to become an Omega! Do you want to compete to be Xiaoman's auntie? Xivir thinks for a moment, then picks Xiaoman up. "Let's go." [ Ding! Mission complete. Reward: epic-level healing ability. ] [ You hunt down the scumbag and exact the most terrifying, cruel revenge. But as you listen to his miserable cries, all you feel is emptiness and sorrow. ] The scumbag is getting close to Uncle! The neighbor's puppy got nicer after its balls were removed, so let's remove his too. Auntie, let's go! Yu Li holds Xiaoman by the back of his collar, standing outside the hospital room with a dark expression as he listens to the scumbag's agonized screams. He can only look up at the sky in speechless dismay. Yu Li: Yu Xiaoman, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation! Why did you kick him in the crotch? Xivir: He deserved it. Xiaoman nods vigorously. "Right! Auntie's right. He deserved it!" Yu Li (furious): What auntie? You two, get out of here! Xiaoman: This is so tragic, sob, sob, sob. Years later, Yu Li watches his nephew carry a mecha with one hand and leap from the tenth floor only to land on his feet, completely unharmed. He falls into deep thought. Is there something a little off about my nephew? Xiaoman: Because Xiaoman's going to make a comeback and become the number-one tyrant in the interstellar world! Note added 2024.11.10. Archived. Theme: The most precious treasure is the family bond built on mutual support and companionship