Devil's Kindergarten

Su Yumian, unemployed right after graduation, unexpectedly landed a job at a kindergarten.

The kindergarten had 72 adorable children. Su Yumian worked diligently, treating them with all the gentleness and patience he could muster.

But one day, he suddenly discovered that the soft-spoken kindergarten director had four rotting, bone-spiked wings growing from his back, and an empty cavity where his chest should have been beneath his uniform.

The pretty young teacher had a sharp succubus tail poking out from under her tight skirt. She winked at him flirtatiously, then sashayed into the men's restroom.

The most well-behaved boy clutched a skull and told him, "Tomorrow, you'll be hit by a car with license plate number xxxx. If you like, I can keep your skull."

The fierce little girl sucked on a lollipop as she effortlessly solved the Hodge conjecture, declaring that humans were unbelievably stupid.

The class monitor spat flames and burned his deskmate to death. His deskmate turned into a phoenix in the ashes and nearly blew up the boiler room.

The director sat calmly in his office, watching Su Yumian panic. Then he said slowly, "Welcome to Devil Kindergarten. Allow me to introduce myself again. I am Belial, Prince of Hell."

Su Yumian: …

So they were the seventy-two demons of the Ars Goetia after all!!!

Su Yumian rushed back to his hometown overnight. The Taoist nun grandma in his portrait was playing mahjong, and she gave him some protective talismans.

He had yellow talisman paper, a cinnabar brush in hand, Five Emperor Coins around his neck, a peachwood sword at his waist, a bagua mirror in his pocket, and black glutinous rice soaked in chicken blood.

A mysterious smile spread across Su Yumian's face.

"Kids, your teacher is back!!!"

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