Thirty Thousand Years on Earth

Coming soon: The Alchemist's Handbook Blurb: No one could have guessed that Shen Yan would thrive in a world thirty thousand years in the future, an age of Cthulhu, machinery, steam, the abyss, and the stars, simply by sharing historical stories. “What do people do for fun thirty thousand years from now?” Shen Yan: “They like archaeology.” “Terracotta figurines from the Han Dynasty, stone inscriptions from the Wei and Jin dynasties, porcelain from the height of the Tang, paintings and calligraphy from the Song, and portraits of beautiful women from the Ming and Qing...” “They revere the power of their ancestors. By summoning the spirits of ancient relics, they call upon 83 dynasties, 408 emperors, and countless heroes from throughout history to fight against contaminants.” To Shen Yan, this place is practically paradise. Others spend three, five, or even dozens of years wearing relics to summon the spirits within them. He can achieve the same thing simply by telling the history behind each relic. He is the greatest wandering poet of this age, a singer of history. “And the men here are strong as wild horses, tall as statues, and full of vigor. They can't resist a little teasing at all.” Gnawing on barley cakes harder than stone and living in an abandoned warehouse, Shen Yan drools as he dreams of the future, surrounded by misfortune and curses. Please add my upcoming novel, Earth, Thirty Thousand Years Later 2 [Farming], to your collection. Synopsis: Thirty thousand years in the future, Earth is a barren wasteland. Every plant is precious, and with little hands-on experience growing crops, agriculture and animal husbandry are extremely primitive. Using a dagger, Xie Rang makes a notch in a grape tree to encourage its flower buds to sprout and grow. Then... he is hunted for an entire month. Officer Akser: “...” That pretty head of his manages to get him into some kind of trouble every day, nearly matching the excitement of their nights together. P.S. Recommended for readers aged 21 and up. Completed farming and infrastructure-building novels by Feizao: The First Card Maker, The Wizard Academy, Infrastructure Fever, Building Modern Society in Ancient Times, The Great Tang Institute of Technology, Teaching the Ancients Infrastructure with a Phone, The Steampunk City, The Great Jin. Feizao on Weibo: @DailyTenThousandWordsFeizao Theme: Seize the light in this world, kindle it, and make it shine brighter.