Even the Socially Anxious Zombie Is Forced into a Love Triangle

I'm looking for readers for my next book, "The Apocalypse Can't Do Without a Little Kitty [Book Transmigration]"~

[The entire novel is being revised]

Wen Huai thought he was unbelievably unlucky. He had transmigrated into an apocalyptic danmei novel with explicit scenes, where the bottom protagonist got hot and heavy with the top protagonists everywhere he went!

To make matters worse, he'd become Cannon Fodder A, who defiled the bottom protagonist from the start and was later used as target practice by the top protagonists in turn.

Damn, there was no way he was taking this role!

But in a pitch-dark basement, hearing those blush-inducing gasps and the sound of chains swaying right on his heartstrings, Wen Huai was on the verge of tears. He worked up the courage to help the other man.

"Bro, I'm just helping you. Please don't tell your boyfriends."

"Mm, don't bite. I just got injected with the virus. A human and a zombie? That's way too kinky!"

Rubbing his sore hands, Wen Huai fled before the bottom protagonist fully came to.

*

Once Wen Huai began surviving the apocalypse, he kept running into the bottom protagonist and his tops wherever he went.

Whenever the top and bottom protagonists were together, Wen Huai wished he could hide far away and did his best to make himself unnoticeable, afraid he'd see something inappropriate.

But things didn't go as he wished. The bottom protagonist's beautiful eyes landed on him in the corner and curved into crescents.

"I'm going with him."

Under the top protagonist's intimidating gaze, Wen Huai reluctantly nodded.

But as time went by, the plot started getting stranger and stranger.

For instance, when Wen Huai tactfully turned to slip away from a love-triangle showdown, someone called him out on the spot?

Top One: "So we don't hold everyone back, Wen Huai will come with me."

Top Two: "Brother Wen Huai, I'm scared."

Top Three blocked Wen Huai's escape with a newly developed weapon and raised an eyebrow, telling him to choose.

Wen Huai: "?"

He sneaked a glance at the silent bottom protagonist, whose expression was hidden in shadow, and realized this was a huge misunderstanding. As a socially anxious person, he was being forced to take on the job of protecting the bottom protagonist.

So he quickly said, "I'll protect him!"

The tops: "???"

The bottom protagonist, who had just smashed a zombie's head with his bare hands, quietly curled up the corners of his mouth.

*

One day, Wen Huai learned a secret.

The bottom protagonist had been secretly searching for a zombie.

Afraid his identity would be exposed, Wen Huai fled in the middle of the night, only to be cornered.

Beneath the bottom protagonist's breathtakingly beautiful face, his crimson lips curled up. His voice was icy as he asked, "What do you think I should do when I catch the person who defiled me back then?"

Wen Huai: "..."

A dangerous presence drew near. His ear tingled as a cool, low voice turned intimate, like a lover whispering sweet nothings.

"Big Brother, are you still not going to take responsibility for me?"

Wen Huai struggled to smile and denied everything to his last breath.

*

It wasn't until Wen Huai had fully regained his human form that he learned the R18 novel he'd read was actually fanfiction. He had transmigrated into the original story.

After being kept in bed for days and nights, Wen Huai finally couldn't take it anymore and kicked the person beside him, swearing.

Damn, what happened to the frail bottom protagonist?!

The bottom protagonist snuggled closer in his arms and called out "Big Brother" in a clingy voice.

Wen Huai: "..."

[Reader's Guide]

1. Socially anxious, universally adored zombie king bottom (Wen Huai) x black-bellied top who acts like a harmless innocent but has max combat power (Jiang Zhiye)

2. The bottom grows over time. He's kind but not a self-sacrificing saint. The top is cold by nature, skilled at pretending, and not a good person.

3. They only have eyes for each other. Younger top, mutual salvation, happy ending.

4. The characters' values don't represent the author's. Limited writing skills and lots of original lore. Don't nitpick! If it's not for you, just click X.

Please add my upcoming book, "The Apocalypse Can't Do Without a Little Kitty [Book Transmigration]" to your collection!

Wen Ci transmigrated into a post-apocalyptic novel that looked like a typical power-fantasy story about a male protagonist leveling up and slaughtering his enemies, but was actually a melodramatic mess of love and hate that ended with the extinction of humanity!

Ji Yuanchuan, the male protagonist and the smartest member of the main group, was betrayed by his friend, abandoned by his team, and killed in a massive zombie horde. As a fanboy of the male protagonist, Wen Ci was devastated. The thought was like a bone stuck in his throat, a thorn in his side.

But why had he transmigrated as a little kitty?

Wen Ci stood on a desolate ruin and lifted his plump paw pads.

Wait, what can a little kitty even do in the apocalypse???

System: Congratulations, Host, you've activated "King of the Apocalypse." Your mission is to prevent the male protagonist's death and save the world!

Wen Ci: ...

*

As a little kitty with no combat abilities, Wen Ci went to find the male protagonist as soon as he heard where he was and immediately threw himself at him.

Ji Yuanchuan, reborn and fresh from smashing a zombie's head with his bare hands, suddenly saw a black, unidentified object racing toward him. A pair of dark, fuzzy paws clung to his pant leg.

It was a coal-black cat rubbing against him.

And somehow familiar.

When he saw those amber eyes and that chubby face, he remembered. This was the cat raised by his "best friend" before he was reborn.

And he hated anything fluffy.

*

Wen Ci realized that Ji Yuanchuan didn't seem to like him.

But who could possibly resist a fluffy little kitty?

So wherever Ji Yuanchuan went, Wen Ci followed, frequently rolling around, acting cute, and rubbing up against him.

As expected, persistence paid off. Ji Yuanchuan took him everywhere he went.

Even to certain important plot points.

[Scene One]

After a satisfying zombie massacre, the female lead appeared for the first time. The moment she saw him, her eyes lit up. "There are little kitties in the apocalypse!"

Just as the female lead crouched to pick him up, a gun was pressed to the back of her head.

Ji Yuanchuan smiled without a trace of warmth. "Your hands are dirty."

Female lead: ...

Wen Ci: ??? Wait, bro, she's the female lead! Aren't you supposed to team up and save the world together?

[Scene Two]

At a high-level research institute: "Mr. Ji, the institute strictly prohibits bringing live animals inside. Please understand."

Ji Yuanchuan's beautiful eyes curved slightly. He smiled and agreed. "All right."

Then he turned around and carried Wen Ci away from this important area.

Research institute staff: ...

Wen Ci: ??? Wait, bro, the vaccine that will save humanity is in there, and you're supposed to protect it!

Watching the plot veer further and further off course, the little kitty fell into deep thought...

This wasn't saving the world. It was speeding up the end of it!

*

Then one day, a high-level zombie captured Wen Ci.

Ji Yuanchuan charged into the zombie den alone, killing his way through until he stood atop a pile of zombies, looking like a fearsome demon from hell. Yet he held Wen Ci carefully in his arms.

That night was the first time Wen Ci had slept in Ji Yuanchuan's bed.

It should have been a heartwarming moment for a person and a cat, but the next second made everything weird.

What the hell! Why had he suddenly turned back into a human???

Ji Yuanchuan looked down at the neat-looking young man in his arms, naked together with him. His gentle eyes turned stern, and his voice went cold. "Change back."

Wen Ci: Damn! Ji Yuanchuan had once been falsely accused of being gay and harassed by plenty of men, but he was seriously homophobic!

Wen Ci was on the verge of tears. What if the male protagonist killed him before he could even start saving the world?

Theme: After facing setbacks, you'll always find your way to the light.