Shanhai Administration Bureau

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Big Red Book (Shanhai Express Edition)

Wen Ci closed the junk ad that had popped up on his phone. He was an ordinary web-novel editor, plodding through each day and earning a living by swallowing his pride, until one day...

Wen Ci got a plastic ball, so cheap-looking it seemed like one of those toys sold for two yuan for a pack of twenty on PXX. A gentle tap even brought up a built-in high-tech display!

From then on, everything scanned by the “plastic ball,” whether animals, plants, or people, started turning strange...

The stray cat in his apartment complex

[Name: Lei] [Combat Power: * (Physical Attack 13, Magic Attack 33, Attack Speed 60, Defense 15)] [Trait: Hermaphrodite]

The little sparrow on the windowsill

[Name: Dijiang] [Combat Power: ** (Physical Attack 40, Magic Attack 18, Attack Speed 37, Defense 35)] [Trait: Fluffy, skilled in song and dance]

The male colleague in the next team

[Name: Nine-Tailed Fox] [Combat Power: **** (Physical Attack 50, Magic Attack 87, Attack Speed 79, Defense 50)] [Trait: Lewd and cunning, highly fertile]

Wen Ci: …?

Curiosity got the better of him, and Wen Ci secretly scanned his roommate.

His roommate was young and handsome, always dressed in a suit, and clearly a successful, career-minded professional. Surely he wouldn't be...

[Name: ???] [Combat Power: ***** (Physical Attack 999, Magic Attack 999, Attack Speed 999, Defense 999)] [Trait: Half-serpent body, two penises]

Wen Ci was devastated: So he's not human either?

After a while, Wen Ci finally figured out that the cheap plastic ball was called a “Shanhai Crystal Ball.” It was used to capture mythical beasts scattered throughout the human world, and there was even an organization dedicated to collecting them, the Shanhai United Council.

Wen Ci: Could you be the legendary Poké... Poké... (mon)?

Roommate: Don't go around calling me babe.

One night after they started dating,

His roommate revealed his true form: a human torso and a serpent's tail. Beneath his broad chest, a sleek V-line flowed into a thick, powerful tail, its barbed tip gleaming. He roughly tore Wen Ci's clothes away as his icy, jade-smooth tail wound tighter and tighter around him...

Wen Ci: You really do have two dicks!

Roommate: Shh. Now you can call me babe. Or hubby.

Wen Ci: !!!

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