I'm Really Not a Thing [Quick Transmigration]

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Also known as: Happily Ever After After Turning into Something.

A collection of standalone stories. The heroine or hero may transform. All are sexually exclusive, one-on-one romances.

Written in third person.

🧸1. “The School Bully Took Me Home After I Turned into a Plushie”

Ming Luo turned into a plushie in a claw machine, and Yu Ye won her and took her home.

One night, in his bedroom, she suddenly turned back into a human.

Their eyes met. Ming Luo tried not to look at Yu Ye’s lean waist and abs. “...Hi?”

Yu Ye: ...

*

“Are you only so nice to me because I used to be your plushie?”

“No.”

“Then why?”

Yu Ye kept a straight face. “Because you’re too much trouble.”

Ming Luo turned her back to him. “Then I take back my thanks.”

The person behind her seemed to chuckle softly. “You could be even more trouble.”

/

“Could you tell me again

how you picked me from all the plushies in that claw machine?”

Sweet, adorable girl x cool guy. Kind and sensitive, but a little slow to catch on to love x youthful, dependable dad-type. High school romance. (Note: He only pretends to be a school bully.)

🔮2. “Dream Boy’s Diary”

Some people dream about fictional characters, others about their idols.

Ran Meng is different.

She dreams about the handsome older brother who came with her mom’s new husband.

With all her girlish feelings bottled up, Ran Meng lets loose in her diary every night.

[It’s all Big Brother’s fault. He’s totally an incubus, making me come down with a case of dream-girl fever and wanting to be his sister-in-law. Every morning, the first thing I do is look in the mirror and go, “I’m so into my future sister-in-law!”]

[Big Brother is so handsome, such a perfect husband, making breakfast for me. I want to eat his breakfast for the rest of my life. It would be so wonderful if I could marry him. Every day, the moment I opened my eyes, I’d see his face right up close. He’d kiss me and coax me to sleep a little longer, then go make breakfast. Once it was ready, he’d come in and help me get dressed and put on my socks, then carry me off to wash up. If I were still sleepy, he’d sit me on his lap and feed me... I’d be so happy, so happy, so happy. Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, I love you so much, sob]

She had no idea.

Every night, when she fell asleep, Big Brother himself turned into the diary and read every word.

🦔 x 🦊. Older man who guides and protects.

A brother-and-sister romance that starts with healing each other and ends with being unable to live without one another.

🌙3. “The Business Suit Tie of My Arranged-Marriage Husband”

My arranged-marriage husband is perfect in every way, except he has a white moonlight he can’t have.

Actually, so do I.

It’s him.

One day, I complimented his tie, and somehow I turned into it.

As for me, I “disappeared.”

Who knew that my usually calm and gentle husband would suddenly seem like a different person?

What I never expected was...

He wore me every day, then at night took me off, wrapped me around his hand, and went into the bathroom.

Whispering my name.

A secret crush comes true

#TheWhiteMoonlightIsNotTheOneHeLoves,TheOneBesideHimInBedIs#

👓4. “My Ex-Boyfriend Turned into My Glasses and Picks Fights with Guys Every Day”

My boyfriend’s personality is just as bad as his face is handsome.

The heroine finally couldn’t take it anymore, and he became her ex. Then one day, her glasses suddenly came to life.

Only she could hear them speak, and the voice and tone were exactly like her ex-boyfriend’s.

“Baby, why are you embarrassed? I’ve seen every inch of you. You don’t need to take your glasses off.”

“Who are the third and fifth people in your friend requests? They look like guys. Did you break up with me because of them?”

“So this is the kind of guy you like now? He’s so ugly.”

The heroine couldn’t take it anymore. “Which of my eyes told you I like him?”

“Both your eyes did. You looked at him for a full six seconds!”

University romance, sweet love story.

Honest heroine x handsome, shameless, self-indulgent, lovesick guy.

⛪️5. “The Priest” (Writing a Little Mirror Play)

“Father, I need to confess.”

After dreaming of getting intimate with her handsome neighbor for the fifth night in a row, Xue Lin could no longer bear the shame she felt inside, so she went to church to ask God’s forgiveness.

But the priest, God’s unusual messenger, spoke from behind a pure white curtain with a knowing smile. “God tells me your neighbor doesn’t mind.”

“And... perhaps it wasn’t only a dream.”

“Don’t you hope your dream will come true?”

Though he was a priest, a symbol of holiness, at that moment he was utterly beguiling.

On her way home, Xue Lin happened to run into her neighbor again.

Seeing his smiling face, unaware of everything, she fled in shame.

A dream come true... maybe not. It was enough just to fantasize about it.

That night, she went to sleep satisfied after indulging in her fantasies, only to unexpectedly turn into the vanity mirror set at an angle across from the bed.

In the reflection, she saw a cloud of black mist slowly descend and envelop her body, gradually taking human form.

It was her neighbor.

But when he opened his mouth, the voice that came out was the priest’s.

“...Why are you so timid?”

“You were so honest in your dreams, weren’t you, baby?”

A naughty girl who fantasizes about her neighbor x a god disguised as a human neighbor who tempts her

I couldn’t get much inspiration for the original older-woman-younger-man dynamic, so I’ll write this daddy priest instead! (It’s not traditional Western fantasy, I just wanted an excuse to make a priest dumpling. Serious, arms crossed.)

😴6. “My Childhood Friend’s Big Brother Turned into My Little Plushie”

Also known as “You Can Only Have Me as Your Toy”

The eldest son of the Jiang family, Jiang Shixiu, is cold, serious, old-fashioned, restrained, and exceptionally indifferent to others.

No one knows that this decisive man, so ruthless in meetings, lowers his eyelashes after they end as he watches a pink plush doll on a bed during a video call.

He asks softly, “Isn’t having me enough?”

🩺7. “After My Arranged-Marriage CEO’s Doctor Friend Turned into My Search Engine”

I’m a rich young lady, married off to a CEO in an arranged marriage, and I suddenly discover that I’m the villainess in an angst novel.

My CEO husband and the sweet, innocent girl are busy hating each other, while he remains chaste in front of me. I’m in the prime of my life, stuck alone in an empty bedroom. As if I’m going to put up with that! I spend all day online looking for silk, smutty stories, and BL comics. I take matters into my own hands and provide for myself!

Then one day, my deadbeat husband’s surprisingly reliable doctor friend stopped in front of me.

He looked at me with a complicated expression, his gaze shifting several times, then said earnestly, “You should exercise some restraint.”

Me: ?

/Two normal people in an old-school angst novel

🍰7. “My Crush Turned into a Little Cake”

The apocalypse came, and while everyone else turned into zombies, my cold, stiff crush turned into a soft, fragrant little cake.

What a shame. I’m obsessed with cake.

*

I think I’m starting to understand how vampires feel when they fall in love with humans.

/Stone-faced guy x sunshine girl

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Other worlds I’d like to write:

· A little-known account on Weibo that ships two people

Wait, aren’t we just shipping them? Why are you making it real?

· A manga villain who becomes the author’s AI desktop pet

She’s changing my commands and telling me to call her Master!?

A gentleman may be killed, but he cannot be humiliated!

Why won’t my mouth obey me!?

Theme: There’s no standard formula for falling in love