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[Please check out my upcoming novel, “Please, Be a Scumbag to Me [Female A/Male O]”]
Xie Meng faked her death.
A year ago, Xie Meng dreamed that she was the disposable ex-wife in a scumbag man and a scheming woman's romance, destined to help push and pull the main couple's relationship forward. After she was framed, the heroine struck back and sent her to prison, where she was left to sing a song of despair. A System appeared out of nowhere and forced her to follow the plot. Xie Meng made one lightning-fast move after another, sent the heroine to prison, then ran away before the hero could get revenge.
System: Scared?
Xie Meng: Terrified! Fu Hanjian crawled into my bed. I'm afraid he'll kill me! He just started crying at me, and I was fucking terrified!
She'd barely had time to enjoy faking her death when a flowerpot hit Xie Meng and gave her amnesia.
When she woke up in the hospital, a friend told her, “You're the CEO of ASA Entertainment. You and Fu Hanjian may have had an arranged marriage for business reasons, but you're so loving that everyone in our circle envies you.”
Xie Meng scoffed, unconvinced.
The next moment, someone knocked at the door. A handsome man with a great figure and a cool, aloof air stood there, hitting every one of her preferences. She shamefully fell in love at first sight, flung her arms open, and chirped, “Come here, hubby, give me a hug!”
Fu Hanjian, who'd come to take her home before divorcing her: “…”
Xie Meng: “Believe it or not, I love you so, so, so, so much!”
Fu Hanjian: “…”
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Fu Hanjian and Xie Meng entered a business marriage and fell in love after getting married.
Since he'd been in a relationship before, no matter how he tried to tempt and seduce Xie Meng, she remained unmoved.
Then Xie Meng went missing after a plane crash.
When he finally found her, she'd lost her memory. Aside from constantly hugging him, kissing him, and telling him she loved him, she'd turned from an ice sculpture into a goofball. Her whole persona had collapsed.
Fu Hanjian: It was just… really unexpected.
Reading guide:
1. Don't insult the leads or the author. If you do, it will bounce right back at you. Whatever you say is right, and you'll be reported immediately.
2. If you don't like it, click the X. Maybe we'll meet again next time.
Upcoming: “Please, Be a Scumbag to Me [Female A/Male O]”
Poverty-faking, sob-story-telling female A X overworked, goofy Wen Jiu
His archenemy, Xie Chun, went bankrupt.
Wen Jiu was over the moon. He rubbed his hands together, ready to humiliate her, torment her, and beat her down!
So he picked up his archenemy, who'd been left homeless on the street, and brought her home. Rubbing his hands together, he offered her 2,000 a month to be his girlfriend.
No health insurance or housing fund! OvO But food and lodging are included.
Xie Chun finished her soy milk. “Mm, sounds good.”
Wen Jiu: “???”
The thing was, all sorts of people kept appearing around his archenemy, and it drove him crazy.
He got tired of weeding them out.
He got tired of Xie Chun too, so he pinched every penny and prepared to dump her with 2,000 yuan.
Who knew that on the eve of their breakup, he'd awaken to the truth: He was the villain in a second-chance romance, a man who'd forcibly pursued the heroine. His archenemy was the heroine.
Poor overworked Wen Jiu: This was just… really unexpected.
In the end, the heroine would dump him, drive him into bankruptcy, and leave him homeless, eating cornmeal buns with not a single cent in his pocket.
Before the System disappeared, it told him: If the heroine dumps him in return and he boosts her satisfaction, he can escape the plot and turn his fortunes around.
Wen Jiu: Easy!!
A disposable character just has to bully the heroine first, then wait for her to humiliate him, right? The harsher the bullying, the more satisfying the face-slapping!
Then he got even more outrageous.
When Wen Jiu drank milk tea, he used to complain about it three times. Now he made Xie Chun redo it eight hundred times.
When Wen Jiu ate, he used to ask her to make five dishes. Now he asked her to make eighteen.
When Wen Jiu went out, he used to behave himself. Now he put his arm around her and showed her off like crazy.
But the money in his bank account kept disappearing!
5555555, why hadn't she dumped him yet??
Wen Jiu kept acting up, but Xie Chun still didn't dump him. Instead, she pampered him more and more.
The satisfaction of getting dumped by her never came, and with his bank account running dry, Wen Jiu anxiously tried to test her: “Look, xx is pretty cute.”
Xie Chun had been cooking until she wanted to hit someone. She swore: “You fucking have the nerve to say she's cute! Then make her cook for you! Make her buy you milk tea! You fucking have the nerve to…”
Wen Jiu: “…”
He'd really only asked one question.
Waaah, he was really running out of money! Waaah, he'd have to eat cornmeal buns.
Xie Chun had won over her little boyfriend with a scheme, but their relationship was progressing at a snail's pace.
One day, her usually cold and distant little boyfriend came home wanting a hug and a kiss. He even secretly touched her abs, and she instantly lost her composure.
She grabbed him by the waist, pinned him against the wall, and kissed him with red-rimmed eyes.
#What do I do when my little boyfriend tries to seduce me?#
#He wants me to kiss him twelve times a day#
#Urgently need sweet words to make up with my little boyfriend#
Reading guide:
1. Poverty-faking, sob-story-telling female A X goofy, overworked male O Wen Jiu
2. Both are sexually inexperienced and exclusively devoted to each other.
3. Don't insult the leads or the author.
Theme: Marriage needs communication.
Hey hey hey, Xie You, little boy, you don't know, right?
Good guy Mr. Xia is in trouble.
Hey hey hey hey, Xie You was eaten to death hahahaha
Haha, because Xie You was an A in my memory, I thought Jian Ning was an O. I didn't expect it.
The author's ideas and jokes are really good, but the occasional typos really affect the reading experience. I actually feel very sorry for Fu Er. He is a person controlled by the consciousness of the world. Everything is based on the setting, even if the three views are not correct. It's just that the characters can live well when encountering good novels and good characters, but they can't control themselves when encountering a collapsing world.
Hahaha, what is coordinated crime? Doge body protection
(Should it mean an accomplice?
I don't really like watching Male A Female O. I always feel that it's no different from ordinary romance. I'm more interested in just being with his sisters.
Looks good, good luck
"You" are a big thorn in the side of the author~
me
The "law department" is a big bug for the author~
Department of Finance
Hey hey hey, Xie You, little boy, you don't know, right?
Good guy Mr. Xia is in trouble.
Hey hey hey hey, Xie You was eaten to death hahahaha
Haha, because Xie You was an A in my memory, I thought Jian Ning was an O. I didn't expect it.
The author's ideas and jokes are really good, but the occasional typos really affect the reading experience. I actually feel very sorry for Fu Er. He is a person controlled by the consciousness of the world. Everything is based on the setting, even if the three views are not correct. It's just that the characters can live well when encountering good novels and good characters, but they can't control themselves when encountering a collapsing world.
Hahaha, what is coordinated crime? Doge body protection (Should it mean an accomplice?
I don't really like watching Male A Female O. I always feel that it's no different from ordinary romance. I'm more interested in just being with his sisters.
Looks good, good luck
"You" are a big thorn in the side of the author~ me
The "law department" is a big bug for the author~ Department of Finance