I Will Not Ferry You (GB)

[Revising the whole thing from start to finish at the end of the year, _(:з"∠)_]

[Upcoming xianxia novel: The Cultivation World Can't Take Any More of Your Shenanigans]

[1]

Everyone in Ye City knew that Xie Xishi was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, a privileged noble Alpha blessed with every advantage.

Unfortunately, she had committed countless evils in her life and was exceptionally good at manipulating people. Countless Alphas, Betas, and Omegas hated her.

Her gentle, water-soft young stepfather, her refined and scholarly stepbrother, her lively and adorable high school classmate, the arrogant and unruly domineering CEO, her spoiled and overbearing fiance...

She loved watching them suffer and struggle desperately.

She loved watching them prostrate themselves at her feet, humbly begging for her love.

She loved watching them despair and grieve, consumed by sorrow and weeping their eyes out.

Then there were prison, psychiatric hospitals, permanent hospital wards, wheelchairs, public humiliation, and so on.

Those were the final destinations she had designed for them.

Perhaps even Heaven couldn't stand her anymore, so it struck her dead.

When she woke up, she had returned to the year she was eighteen, just before the college entrance exams. Beside her sat her stupid classmate, who had died young.

Xie Xishi: "??"

[2]

The System issued its hardest challenge: save the pitiful heroine of the redemption romance novel Crazy Obsession, and earn a huge number of points for clearing it.

At first, the players thought it would be an easy score: "Piece of cake!"

But no matter who tried to win her over, it was useless. They only went crazier and crazier.

Even their ultimate weapon, heartfelt sincerity, was completely ineffective.

Xie Xishi's affection for the players stayed firmly in the negatives. At best, a player ended up in a vegetative state; at worst, they went to prison.

The players: "!!"

What kind of demonic-level mission is this?

[3]

Xie Xishi had a secret.

She was a little crazy, and only her stupid classmate Xia Zong could calm her down.

And she really, really liked Xia Zong.

☆☆☆★★★ The Workaholic with a Torture-Novel Script [GB] ★★★☆☆☆

Xie Zhanyan was a workaholic, but she got into a car accident while saving someone and ended up in the hospital. To keep herself alive, she was temporarily bound to a System.

System: Your mission is to win over the heroine and her family, put the male lead through emotional and physical torment, and reach 100 Male Lead Charm and 100 Torment Points to earn a life-extension ticket.

Xie Zhanyan: ?

System: S-sorry, I b-bound myself to the wrong person.

The real Host was the handsome man in the next hospital room, currently being psychologically abused by the heroine.

Xie Zhanyan: Hah.

As it turned out, her world was a melodramatic CEO romance where the male lead had to suffer emotional torment and heartbreak, endure all kinds of psychological abuse, and finally get his happy ending with the CEO heroine. As for her, she was just a cannon-fodder CEO in the novel, whose family business would be bought out by the heroine and become part of her business empire.

Damn it, she worked nine-to-nine, six days a week, only to make someone else rich!

Before the unstable System fell asleep, it told her to keep a close eye on the plot and let things take their natural course.

Xie Zhanyan: Sure, piece of cake.

Mission: Please complete the slap scene to increase the torment level.

Xie Zhanyan: Picking on the weak? What kind of values are you promoting?

Then she saved the male lead and ripped into the heroine on the spot!

Mission: Please complete the scene where the scheming male supporting character frames the male lead, laying the groundwork for the heroine to feel guilty.

Xie Zhanyan: Encouraging crime? Making someone atone for their morals?

Then she saved the male lead and sent the scheming male supporting character to prison!

Mission: Please complete the plot where the male lead takes on the heroine's younger brother's debt, preparing the heroine to come to her senses.

Xie Zhanyan: Adults are responsible for themselves!

Then she saved the male lead and joined the debt collectors on the spot!

Later, the System woke up, saw the chaos, and nearly got scared to death.

The plot had gone so far off the rails even its own mother wouldn't recognize it!

The male lead watched short dramas in Xie Zhanyan's arms. The heroine's company went bankrupt, her whole family ended up on the streets, the heroine's beloved was in prison, and the scheming male supporting character was drowning in debt...

System: That's not how you're supposed to do the mission!

Xie Zhanyan: Oh. I'll be sure to remember that next time.

System: ...

*

Wei Yan awakened and was reborn.

Unfortunately, he couldn't escape Heaven's control and was forced to follow the plot. The thought of his scumbag future lover feeling a little guilty about what she did made him sick, but he couldn't change anything.

Then one day, at the hospital, he was about to get slapped by that scumbag again.

Suddenly, some random passerby appeared, saved him, and beat the woman up.

Wei Yan regained control of his body.

He realized that whenever Xie Zhanyan was around and the plot was disrupted, he could regain control of himself.

So he tried every trick he could think of to seduce Xie Zhanyan.

Who knew she was a total workaholic with a bizarre way of thinking, focused solely on making the company bigger and stronger, with no interest in romance?

But he still succeeded.

Later, he coyly asked Xie Zhanyan what she liked about him.

Xie Zhanyan: Building a business together. You're the best partner I could ask for.

Wei Yan: ...

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Theme: Love can pierce through all darkness and lead the way to the light.