Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in a Silly Comedy

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▲ Next up: "Fake Good Behavior" and "After Marrying My Archenemy by Contract, He Lost His Memory" ▲

◆ Coming Soon: "Fake Innocence" and "The Whole Immortal Sect Makes Its Debut"

[1] Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in a Fake Heiress Story (Complete)

The real heiress's adoptive brother (Fu Sheng) x the real heiress's biological brother (Xie Chenzhou)

[2] Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in a Forced-Pursuit Story (Complete)

A shameless, flirtatious, ridiculous bottom (Wei Li) x a serious, upright, old-school top (Gu Nanchao)

[3] Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in a CEO Romance (Complete)

A socially anxious, lazy little rabbit of a writer bottom (Ji Tang) x a devilish genius director top (Li Zhou)

[4] Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in a Substitute Romance (Complete)

A workaholic who doesn't want to date (Zhan Sui) x a hopeless romantic who doesn't want to work (Zhuo Gu)

[5] Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in an Earth Story (Complete)

A prince battered by Earth (Horace) x a marshal thriving on Earth (Victor)

[6] Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in a Scum Top, Doormat Bottom Story (Complete)

A seemingly bewitching but truly sweet and delicate Omega (Shen Mian) x a powerful, sweet-on-the-outside, ruthless-on-the-inside Alpha (Yan Zui)

[7] Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend in a Forced-Pursuit Story 2 (Complete)

A prickly, proud Haitang bottom (Xia Ruan) x a refined scoundrel, flirtatious, unhinged top (Xiao Tang)

[8] Don't Look for a Boyfriend in a Roommate Romance (Complete)

A taciturn, aloof top (Fu Qian) x a gentle little angel of a bottom (Qiao Ran)

--- Coming Soon: "Fake Innocence" ---

Fu Yan has always been a carefree playboy, with three things he can't stand: childishness, nastiness, and being a mess.

The boy he took in, You Cu, ticks all three boxes. He's also extremely dangerous, and has done plenty of things Fu Yan finds contemptible.

Out of consideration for a friend, Fu Yan takes You Cu in and raises him.

At first, the kid gets into fights, hangs out at bars and chases girls, wreaks havoc outside, and turns the house upside down...

After Fu Yan's gentle guidance, decisive discipline, and fierce methods, the unruly kid finally becomes a model citizen, gets into a prestigious university, and transforms into the campus heartthrob...

Well, he's obedient.

Exceptionally obedient. He isn't wild anymore.

Later, Fu Yan goes on a date and exchanges contact information with someone. He leaves his wallet at the restaurant and goes back to get it, only to see You Cu, now as obedient as can be, cornering his date in the hallway and threatening with a cold laugh, "Stay away from Fu Yan, or else..."

His date trembles with fright.

Fu Yan: "..."

Later still, Fu Yan is held in someone's arms. The other person bites his ear, making no secret of his possessiveness, and murmurs, "Brother Fu Yan, I'm very obedient."

Obedient? My ass!

Would an obedient boy ride a motorcycle and snatch him away at his own wedding?! Would an obedient boy smash his rival's car in the middle of the night?! Would an obedient boy crawl into his bed and relentlessly press his advantage?!

It's all fake! Every bit of it!

--- Coming Soon: "Fake Good Behavior" ---

Shen Cong's version:

Refined and handsome Shen Cong is turning down a blind date on a friend's behalf when he discovers the other person is Pei Sinian, the boy he had a crush on in high school. But Pei Sinian doesn't like well-behaved types like him. He likes fiery, unruly little vixens.

So, the moment Pei Sinian sits down,

Shen Cong gives him a suggestive whistle with a half-smile, clicks his tongue, and teases him haltingly: "You're... you're not bad-looking. You're good enough to have tea with me."

He puts on a rebellious act and successfully catches the man's attention.

Shen Cong keeps at it, and sure enough, little by little, he wins Pei Sinian over. But then he starts to wonder if Pei Sinian has only fallen for the fake rebellious act he's been putting on.

So when the man proposes, Shen Cong asks to break up.

Pei Sinian's version:

Pei Sinian fell for sweet, gentle Shen Cong back in high school. After finally arranging a blind date with him, he never expected Shen Cong to keep coming up with bizarre ways to scare him off.

He's especially fierce when angry, especially difficult when he makes a fuss, and especially seductive when he takes the initiative. When he acts sweet and delicate, he's particularly adorable. Fortunately, they gradually start dating, but then his young boyfriend suddenly begins acting strangely.

Who could have guessed that when he proposed,

he'd scare his boyfriend away for good?

Friend: "Could he have found out you're actually a scoundrel? That your refined manner is all an act?"

Pei Sinian: "..."

Theme: Pursue your dreams and realize your worth.