I Just Want to Catch Your Pheromones [Female Alpha, Male Omega]

[The bonus if-route isn’t very good. I rushed it to meet the deadline, TvT. Read it or don’t.] [Male lead: Jian Cuo. Female lead: Ye Zhen.] Jian Cuo turns into a cat. A few weeks ago, his differentiation period began, and the suppressants failed, turning him into a beast. To successfully differentiate into a high-level Alpha, he has to rub against a high-level Alpha’s pheromones. As luck would have it, his nemesis, Ye Zhen, accidentally takes him home. She’s aloof and taciturn, a renowned director in the industry, a high-level Alpha, and a famously self-controlled gentleman. She’s even known as the quintessential old-school cadre. Jian Cuo: Hah. I’d be a fool not to rub against her! And so… He kicks over the cat bowl and eats at the table! He kicks away the cat bed and sleeps on the bed! He unlocks the door and goes out to raise hell! The mischievous little cat Jian Cuo has a wonderful time using Ye Zhen as his personal Wi-Fi hotspot. But his human keeps giving him darker and darker looks. To avoid being thrown out, he plays the pampered pet so she’ll pet him, but he still hasn’t differentiated into anything impressive. One day… He wakes up in Ye Zhen’s bed, back in human form. The whole room is filled with a sweet, milky-candy scent, and he has completely differentiated into… an Omega? Jian Cuo is horrified: Help!! Ye Zhen wakes up and calmly asks, “Need a hand?” Jian Cuo’s eyes turn red: You bastard, Ye Zhen! I’ll kill you! Waaah! Weren’t I supposed to rub against a high-level Alpha’s pheromones and become an insanely cool Alpha?! Later… When they appear on variety shows, film dramas, and go to promotional events, fans see the young master of the Jian family constantly trailing Ye Zhen, peeking his head out like a kitten so she can pet him. Netizens: I’m so here for this! It’s real! In a secluded corner, Jian Cuo, now addicted to Ye Zhen’s pheromones from using her as Wi-Fi too often and unable to leave her, glares at her fiercely. “You’ve petted the cat! Now hurry up and bite me!” Ye Zhen smiles, her eyes dark and unreadable. “Good. Show me your tail.” Jian Cuo: Damn it! I was so wrong about her! She’s no old-school cadre. This Alpha devours people without leaving a bone behind. * Ye Zhen has three secrets. First, her beast form is a dragon. Second, she can hear Jian Cuo’s thoughts. Third, she likes Jian Cuo. [Reader’s guide] 1. Couple: the arrogant, short-tempered, mischievous cat Jian Cuo x the long-game-playing old-school cadre Ye Zhen. 2. He won’t stay a cat permanently. He’ll turn back into a human from time to time. 3. Neither lead is perfect. Be gentle with criticism and advice. Malicious comments will be deleted. "Please, Be a Scumbag to Me [Female A, Male O]" Poor-but-pitiful, scheming, obsessive Female A Xie Chun x goofy, easygoing, overworked Male O Wen Jiu [Goofy comedy / no logic / a light read] Blurb revised. Wen Jiu decides to break up. Here’s what happened: he used 2,000 yuan to force his bankrupt nemesis Xie Chun into a relationship, determined to get his revenge for all the years she’d pushed him around! But the next day, he awakens to the truth. He’s the vicious male supporting character in a second-chance romance, the one who loves the female lead but can’t have her, does every evil thing imaginable, bullies the sweet male lead, and acts as a catalyst for the leads’ romance. In the end, he’ll go bankrupt because he forced the female lead into a relationship. She’ll break his legs and sell him off to Java, where he’ll be eaten by star beasts and never leave a trace! How is 2,000 yuan enough to force someone into a relationship? A burned-out office worker who died from working 996 hours in his previous life sees the workload in his story arc and thinks: TvT. He just wants to lie flat and give up. Wen Jiu: Break up! We absolutely have to break up! Getting the short-tempered Xie Chun to break up with him should be a piece of cake, so he draws up a detailed breakup plan. Day one: He makes her kiss him eighteen times. Day two: He calls and harasses her nonstop. Day three: He orders her to follow Alpha etiquette and not look at anyone else! Some time later… Xie Chun: Baby, you’re my darling. Baby, you’re playing with fire. Baby, you belong to me. Baby, are you trying to play hard to get? Wen Jiu: ?! Why do her lines sound more and more like a domineering CEO? Why is everything getting so weird? And why does she keep asking for kisses and cuddles, trying to tempt him into touching her abs? Wen Jiu doesn’t get the furious breakup he was hoping for. Xie Chun’s gaze grows stranger and stranger, as if she wants to eat him alive. He’s done for. He’s going to die. Wen Jiu cries late at night. “Waaah, I really am going to have to eat steamed buns.” Xie Chun cuddles him and soothes him. “Don’t be scared, baby. I’m not bankrupt. We won’t have to eat steamed buns.” Wen Jiu stares at her. “!!!!” Damn it, now he’s going to die even sooner! He bursts into even louder sobs! Run! If he doesn’t run now, he’s done for! Wen Jiu runs away from home, but after three days, Xie Chun turns the whole place upside down and drags him back. Panicking, he finds the Alpha who used to indulge him in everything gripping him by the neck and watching him dangerously. “You’re mine.” Wen Jiu bursts into tears. “You, you, you’re bullying me!! I hate you so much!!” That night, he really does find out what it means to be bullied. The Alpha bites his earlobe, impossibly sexy, ignores his pleas, and asks in a husky voice, “Are you going to run again?” Wen Jiu’s eyes are red. “Waaah… n-no.” What on earth is wrong with this plot? He really just wants to lie flat and give up! He tried to be a scumbag, but didn’t quite get it right. × Xie Chun is reborn. After countless betrayals, schemes, and mockery, her heart is colder than ice. As for those who try to hurt her, she’ll make every last one of them pay again. When she’s eight, her older brother sends people to beat her up. Just as she’s about to fight back, a little kid charges in and smashes a glass craft into their faces. He’s clinging to her and scared out of his mind, yet still angrily shouts, “Do you even know who she’s got protecting her? All of you, get lost!” She recognizes him. He’s Wen Jiu, who spent her previous life clinging to her and forcing her into a relationship when she was down on her luck. She wants to see how he’ll force her into a relationship this time. And then… Wen Jiu takes her farming, feeding chickens, climbing trees, crawling through dog holes, playing games, and catching crabs… Xie Chun: ??? She waits and waits for Wen Jiu to force her into a relationship, only to find him farming, feeding chickens, and climbing trees with other Alphas. Xie Chun: … Damn it! Where are you putting your hands? Get away from her! Xie Chun acts up throughout her adolescence, successfully giving Wen Jiu several bumps on the head. With red-rimmed eyes, Wen Jiu scolds her, “I hate you so much!! We’re enemies for life!” Xie Chun successfully derails the plot, but she isn’t happy at all. Night after night, she goes crazy thinking about the lazy, easygoing Omega. She secretly smells the pheromones lingering on his old clothes and, like a lunatic, hates everyone who gets close to him. She wants him to look at no one but her, forever and ever. So… She follows her friend’s advice and pretends to be miserable to get close to him, accidentally getting the chance to let Wen Jiu rent her as his girlfriend. She sets one trap after another to gradually ensnare him, but Wen Jiu comes home wanting hugs and kisses and secretly feels up her abs. She can’t hold back any longer. She grabs him by the waist, eyes burning red, pins him to the wall, and kisses him. #What do I do when my boyfriend keeps seducing me? # #He wants me to kiss him twelve times a day# #He’s seducing me again# #I want to lock him up# Reader’s guide: 1. Obsessive, scheming Female A Xie Chun x goofy, overworked Male O Wen Jiu. 2. Both are virgins. The female lead never fell for the original male lead. 3. Don’t insult the leads or the author. 4. The male lead is an overworked fake young master driven out by a wealthy family. He loves to lie flat and give up. Theme: Work hard and strive to become a better version of yourself