[Latest ongoing novel: The Cannon Fodder Mom's Son Has Arrived [Variety Show], blurb at the bottom]
[Upcoming novel: The Dominant Wolf King Falls for Me (Female Alpha, Male Omega), blurb in my profile]
[Tall male, short female. Mecha prodigy, straightforward female Alpha X outwardly aloof, inwardly dramatic Omega]
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One day, a special-admissions student arrived in the mecha department of the Imperial Star's top military academy. Carrying a ridiculously tacky vintage motorcycle, she introduced herself:
"I'm an utterly ordinary female Alpha. I'm short, but I'll grow. I'm broke now, but I'll have money later. I'm weak now, but I'll get strong. My goal is to become the empire's first marshal, buy a house on Imperial Star, and marry my Omega!"
The military academy students, ready to take the new student's confidence down a notch: "..."
Less than six months later, the entire mecha department realized that everything the country bumpkin Alpha from the backwater planet had said was false, except for her height!
What the heck did she mean, "I'm weak now" and "I'm broke now"? Did she have any idea who she was?
Tang Si had no idea. Every night, while working part-time at a mecha repair shop, she ran into trouble.
A handsome, long-legged male Omega came in again and again to have his mecha repaired. Catching the other man's unmistakable pheromones, Tang Si suspected he was trying to seduce her.
So the straightforward Alpha Tang, utterly unmoved by his beauty, coldly advised him to behave himself and go home early.
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Later, Tang Si finally saved enough money to buy a house on the Imperial Capital Star. She told the sweet little Omega she'd met online: Let's meet in person.
And then...
Tang Si, who's 168 centimeters tall, awkwardly ran into the 186-centimeter, long-legged Omega who'd just stormed out of the mecha shop, his face red with anger, at their meetup spot.
Unwilling to give up, Tang Si looked around for her sweet little Omega.
The handsome male Omega took a long stride and blocked her path, gritting his teeth: So you're the legendary 186-centimeter super Alpha?
Reader's guide:
1. The characters aren't perfect. Both have flaws early on, but they'll grow.
2. Any comments attacking the characters or the author will bounce right back at you! If you don't like it, please stop reading in time. Everyone wins!
3. This isn't a pure GB story; there are some authorial liberties.
New ongoing novel The Cannon Fodder Mom's Son Has Arrived [Variety Show]. Please give it a try!
[Lazy beauty X cold CEO = cold little dumpling. The novel may be a bit silly, an effortless, feel-good, sweet read. Don't overthink anything beyond the basic rules. Hearts.]
Song Ying is a famous lazy beauty in the entertainment industry. She lost her ambition at a young age, and whenever she runs out of money, she goes on variety shows to get her face out there.
Until one day, she suddenly learns that she's the cannon-fodder biological mother in a novel about a beloved stepmother.
In the book, her ending is terrible. Even her looks-obsessed fans abandon her for the female lead, the stepmother.
Song Ying: ...
She may be a little lazy and a little spoiled, but that doesn't mean she deserves the wrath of heaven, does it?
After avoiding the supposed "seduction into his bed" plot and confirming she wouldn't have a child, Song Ying happily joined a variety show, A Day in the Life of a Celebrity, just to get her face out there.
During a surprise livestream early one morning, someone knocked on Song Ying's door. A cool, handsome three-year-old boy stood outside with one hand in his pocket and a little backpack on his back.
With a gaze that was thirty percent aloof, thirty percent mocking, and forty percent casual, he looked up at Song Ying.
Then, in a babyish voice, he said, "Hmph. You're my silly mom, Song Ying?"
Song Ying: You little brat, say that again???
Noticing Song Ying's expression, the little dumpling calmly handed her a black card. "I'm your son from the future. Please accept this."
After seeing the little boy's trouser pocket, damp with the nervous sweat of his hand...
Song Ying: .
[Bonus scene]
Song Ying accidentally discovered that her future son had a magical notebook. When she opened it, elegant block letters appeared one by one:
[Before I come back, don't let Mom kiss young Dad!]
She flipped to the first page and found line after line of bold, vigorous handwriting:
[Mom likes money. Remember to knock and hand over the card first, or she'll kick you out.]
[Mom loves fake-crying, but you have to comfort her, or she'll cry until her eyes turn red.]
[Mom gets mad easily. Don't ask too many questions, just take her shopping.]
Song Ying blushed: ... Slander! Lies! Complete nonsense!
Theme: Eliminate prejudice
Milk bag attack! While making people a mess, they also throw themselves into their arms to seek comfort awsl
I need a short attack with a milk bag!
Hahahaha I'm sorry. Every time I see the height difference between the male and female protagonists, I think of Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian.
Are your parents a little crazy?
It's great. Tangtang is really cute. It's not the kind of words that describe her cuteness. She obviously rarely uses cute words to describe her in the article, but her image is naturally portrayed. She is cute in her bones, not the cuteness piled up with words that tilt her head and shine in other articles. I love it so much.
Declaring sovereignty openly and openly
The ending is a little bit anticlimactic, but I can finish it.
I want to see the love between the heroine's parents
Check to see if I've read all the marks. The tone of this novel is very relaxing, suitable for passing time.
Hhhhhh Goodfellas classic After opening my parents' bedroom in childhood…
Milk bag attack! While making people a mess, they also throw themselves into their arms to seek comfort awsl
I need a short attack with a milk bag!
Hahahaha I'm sorry. Every time I see the height difference between the male and female protagonists, I think of Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian.
Are your parents a little crazy?
It's great. Tangtang is really cute. It's not the kind of words that describe her cuteness. She obviously rarely uses cute words to describe her in the article, but her image is naturally portrayed. She is cute in her bones, not the cuteness piled up with words that tilt her head and shine in other articles. I love it so much.
Declaring sovereignty openly and openly
The ending is a little bit anticlimactic, but I can finish it.
I want to see the love between the heroine's parents
Check to see if I've read all the marks. The tone of this novel is very relaxing, suitable for passing time.
Hhhhhh Goodfellas classic After opening my parents' bedroom in childhood…