A Guide to Caring for Kittens

Preorder: Please add “You Swore You Didn't Love the Little Angel Halo” to your collection! Su Li died suddenly one night, only to climb out of a luxurious cat bed. He looked down at his fluffy paws and rolled around on the floor. Who wouldn't want to be a carefree little kitty? He got into mischief, chewing through charging cables, leaping about, and rummaging through the trash. He did everything a person would be too embarrassed to do. Perched on the fridge, licking his fur and looking down on the world, he thought: Hmph, you foolish humans. But this “naughty” cat knew to keep his claws retracted when he angrily scratched people. When you worked late, he clung to you and demanded to sleep in your arms. When you were sad, he licked your palm to comfort you. And when someone said, “Your cat has a bad temper and looks kind of stupid,” he would suddenly show off expert-level cat skills like shaking paws, sitting, lying down, and fetching... Even a domineering CEO couldn't resist such charm. He spoiled Su Li rotten, letting him run wild wherever he pleased. That was the life of a true winner. - One day, Su Li threw a tantrum and rolled from side to side, refusing to eat his hairball remedy. He meowed defiantly that he wouldn't touch it. The CEO said helplessly, “You're such a clever little rascal. If you were a person, I'd give you a good thrashing.” Su Li laughed wildly: Hiahiahia! The overworked wage slave Su Li was long dead. Now he was Niu Gulu-Su-Little Kitty-Li! Go on, hit me! Come on! The next second, he was still laughing when he turned into a person. The CEO fell silent. Su Li (crying cat face.jpg): Is it too late to behave and take my medicine now? *The blurb has been revised, but the story itself hasn't changed much. *Most of the story is an idealized cat-parenting fantasy. Premise: Considering things from another person's point of view matters far more than spending money on them.