The Unscientific Being Keeps Thinking About Me

Xiao Cheng feels like something is wrong with his life. One night, as Xiao Cheng walks home alone, a murderer who should have died two years ago kills him with a single knife. The next day, he inexplicably comes back to life, and discovers that something seems to be watching him from the shadows. A faceless figure wandering at night, a long-haired young woman who loves dragging people underwater, an old building that devours the living... They all see him as prey. To stay alive, Xiao Cheng gets a job, along with a partner who's powerful, a formidable fighter, and blessed with long legs, a great butt, and a handsome face. Too bad he's got something wrong with his head. They say the coworkers he's beaten could circle the globe twice. He can block a hallway just by standing there, and even dogs avoid him on the street. Xiao Cheng: Can we return that last freebie? Su Heyan, smiling with a whip in hand: No. ----Little Scenes---- The first time he meets Su Heyan: Xiao Cheng points at the man charging toward him with a knife and murder in his eyes. "You're saying that's my partner?" The guide: "That's right. I hope you two get along well." Xiao Cheng: "I think he's trying to kill me today!" Later: Xiao Cheng: "There's danger up ahead." Su Heyan: "I'll handle it." Xiao Cheng: "I want Buddha Jumps Over the Wall." Su Heyan: "Leave it to me." Xiao Cheng: "I'm going to take a shower." Su Heyan: "I'll help you." Xiao Cheng: "That's not necessary..." Su Heyan: "Do you think I'm no good at it?" Xiao Cheng: "...Have some damn shame!" Good partners walk side by side. Whoever lets go first is a dog. The stoic bottom, a punk wellness guru who brews goji berries in a thermos x The crazy top who keeps teetering on the brink of losing control - Urban supernatural fantasy - Inspired by rumors about haunted objects and various urban legends. The worldbuilding is extensive, and everything goes by my made-up version. - Former titles: The Cursed Object Disposal Unit, Why Does a Man Who Cherishes His Life Keep Courting Death, and The Application and Practice of Immortality. I'm terrible at titles and have done my best. If I change it again, I'm a dog QAQ --Coming soon: Who Wants to Save the Tragic Villain?-- Jinqing, the most irreverent fairy in the celestial realm, is sentenced to the mortal world to reform a born demon seed. Once the demon seed cultivates the Dao, she can return to the celestial realm. Jinqing has no intention of saving any demon seed. She plans to treat her time in the mortal world as a vacation. If the demon seed starts causing trouble, she'll simply kill him, then cultivate her way back to the celestial realm and take down those nagging old fossils. She plans to spend some time having fun in the mortal world first, but then she catches sight of her mission target: A beautiful young man, pale-faced and covered in mottled wounds, with a solitary, gloomy gaze. When falsely accused, he can only glare at people with red-rimmed eyes, never defending himself. When beaten, he keeps his back straight and doesn't make a sound even when his bones break. His stubbornness only gets him beaten harder. Jinqing looks at him with disdain. "A dumb wolf cub who only knows how to bare his teeth. Not a bit of sense in that head of yours..." Young man, you have an extraordinary build. Fate has brought us together today, so I'll give you this manual, The Fairy's Guide to Being Irreverent. · Bie Genglan thinks of himself as a poisonous insect crawling out of the mud: lowly and filthy, with poison etched into his bones and evil hidden in his blood. The world has brought him nothing but resentment and pain. One day, he will... Jinqing: "Let's go eat spirit cranes on the neighboring mountain tonight. You roast them, I'll eat." Bie Genglan: "Want them spicy?" · When the dumb wolf cub is unhappy, just pat his head. If he's still unhappy, give him a little kiss. Still unhappy? Impossible, unless he's been possessed. --Raising and Caring for a Demon Seed Theme: Love and courage can create miracles of life